Penname: yellowb
Real Name: Liz Shura
Member Since: January 19, 2016
Last Active: June 17, 2021
Membership Status: Member
Skin: simple

Came for the villanelles, stayed for the smut.   

I watched the first episode of Buffy when it aired, and was hooked ... and then I lost some interest during the Riley, found it revived during Spuffy, and then completely stopped watching when all the potentials showed up.  But in 2015 I saw it sitting there in my netflix and thought I'd just watch one for old times sake and BANG, the heavy troll's hammer of eternal Buffy devotion hit me.  I still haven't really watched Angel -- except the season with Spike in it -- and I only know the comics from seeing bits here and there online.

Currently dealing with my third year of cancer treatment... but I'm pretty well, in general, and hope to get back to Something Old soon.  And the 5th Exquisite Corpse is underway, which makes me proud -- it has gone from being a silly notion in the shoutbox to a Real Thing.  Thank you, everyone who participates and reads!

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Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  And how long do you think that dangling rope ladder is?
Presenting the collaborative response to the A Most Exquisite Corpse challenge.
Warnings: Smut, rampant surrealism, disjointed transitions. Yay!
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: A Most Exquisite Corpse
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,420 Hit Count: 11,227 ePub Downloads: 205
Published: July 08, 2017 Updated: July 16, 2017
Summary: In a world created by a Sock With A Soul, Willow's "Will Be Done" spell turns the idea that Spike stuck to Buffy like glue true, stirring up all sorts of new trouble.
A collaborative effort of authors, artists and betas cooking up a birthday Buffy treat for bewildered.
 
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 16,235 Hit Count: 3,616 ePub Downloads: 136
Published: May 31, 2019 Updated: May 31, 2019
Summary: Who’s the baddest, rudest little fairy?
Categories: Crossover (Books or TV shows outside Buffyverse), Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Cordelia, Dawn, Spike, Tara, Willow
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: April Fools 2017
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,076 Hit Count: 1,086 ePub Downloads: 32
Published: April 01, 2017 Updated: April 01, 2017
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
 
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 29,652 Hit Count: 7,063 ePub Downloads: 124
Published: April 24, 2018 Updated: April 30, 2018
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel, Historical
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,345 Hit Count: 4,076 ePub Downloads: 104
Published: May 01, 2018 Updated: May 06, 2018
Summary: The Corpse is dead!  Long live the Corpse!
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Season 8 (Comic), Season 9 (Comic), Season 10 (Comic), Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Fifth Annual Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Completed: No Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 43,764 Hit Count: 1,527 ePub Downloads: 19
Published: April 30, 2021 Updated: June 13, 2021
Summary: Part 1 is currently underway; part 2 is, for now, a placeholder created so the authors will get credit for the challenge even though they will be published in the second half of the challenge.
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Fifth Annual Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 33 Hit Count: 50 ePub Downloads: 1
Published: April 30, 2021 Updated: April 30, 2021
Summary: and you may find yourself 
living in a shotgun shack 
and you may find yourself 
in another part of the world 
and you may ask yourself
well ... how did I get here?

-Talking Heads

Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse Challenge the Third
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 49,831 Hit Count: 3,598 ePub Downloads: 93
Published: April 30, 2019 Updated: May 09, 2019
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Comic (Season Not Specified), Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse IV
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 47,567 Hit Count: 2,944 ePub Downloads: 84
Published: April 17, 2020 Updated: May 31, 2020
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there? 
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse IV
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,459 Hit Count: 1,547 ePub Downloads: 56
Published: April 17, 2020 Updated: July 13, 2020
Summary: Spike needs a hand.  And a vacuum.
Series: The Brooklynverse
Categories: Challenge Response, Holiday Fic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: 2017 Holiday Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 403 Hit Count: 836 ePub Downloads: 19
Published: December 20, 2017 Updated: December 20, 2017
Summary: After her resurrection, Buffy runs away to lovely, brash, anonymous NYC.    
 
Written for the 2017 Elysian Fields Reunion Challenge.  
The fantabulous banner is by OffYourBird.  Senda salami!
 
Series: The Brooklynverse
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Spike
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 24,558 Hit Count: 8,957 ePub Downloads: 187
Published: October 01, 2017 Updated: November 05, 2017
Summary: There's never a shortage of patients for a devilish dentist on the mouth of Hell. Especially with the Slayer knocking heads together on a nightly basis — not to mention the fact three out of four demons hate to floss. A co-authored response to Sunalso's fantastic April Fool's 2017 challenge.
Categories: Season 2, Season 4, Season 5, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Drusilla, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: Spike/Other (Temp)
Challenges: Author's Choice, April Fools 2017
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,844 Hit Count: 989 ePub Downloads: 40
Published: April 01, 2017 Updated: April 01, 2017
Summary: Inspector Summers of the Reykjavik police force has finally got her big chance: she’s in charge of a murder case.   A disturbing murder case with indications of sorcery. Some crazy person out there doesn’t seem to realize the supernatural just isn’t real. AU, not AH; everyone is what they are in canon. 
Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Drusilla, Giles, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Humor
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,130 Hit Count: 7,746 ePub Downloads: 148
Published: October 29, 2016 Updated: February 24, 2017
Summary: Why does Joyce suddenly have a vampire helper?
A response to Rezol87's challenge, "Our Little Secret."
Categories: Challenge Response, Holiday Fic, Season 4
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Joyce, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: Our little secret
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,806 Hit Count: 6,329 ePub Downloads: 75
Published: December 13, 2016 Updated: December 21, 2016
Summary: Something is turning back the clock. Consequences abound. Giles faces his archnemesis, and loses his pocket-square.  
The lovely banner is by -Carrie-Ann-! S(team)P(unk)uffy.
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: None
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Any Steampunk Spuffy goodness!, The Vampire Was Pretty
Completed: No Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 36,103 Hit Count: 7,451 ePub Downloads: 77
Published: December 25, 2017 Updated: September 29, 2018
Summary: Random haiku with a Spuffy-ish tone
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 109 Hit Count: 169 ePub Downloads: 10
Published: April 13, 2019 Updated: April 13, 2019