Penname: yellowb
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Member Since: January 20, 2016
Last Active: November 27, 2022
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Came for the villanelles, stayed for the smut.   

I watched the first episode of Buffy when it aired, and was hooked ... and then I lost some interest during the Riley, found it revived during Spuffy, and then completely stopped watching when all the potentials showed up.  But in 2015 I saw it sitting there in my netflix and thought I'd just watch one for old times sake and BANG, the heavy troll's hammer of eternal Buffy devotion hit me.  I still haven't really watched Angel -- except the season with Spike in it -- and I only know the comics from seeing bits here and there online.

Currently dealing with my fourth year of cancer treatment.  At about 6 months out from the last chemo, I feel as though I'm just getting my vocabulary back -- I had terrible word aphasia for awhile.  So perhaps some writing will happen.

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Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  And how long do you think that dangling rope ladder is?
Presenting the collaborative response to the A Most Exquisite Corpse challenge.
Warnings: Smut, rampant surrealism, disjointed transitions. Yay!
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: A Most Exquisite Corpse
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,420 Hit Count: 12,791 ePub Downloads: 233
Published: July 08, 2017 Updated: July 16, 2017
Summary: In a world created by a Sock With A Soul, Willow's "Will Be Done" spell turns the idea that Spike stuck to Buffy like glue true, stirring up all sorts of new trouble.
A collaborative effort of authors, artists and betas cooking up a birthday Buffy treat for bewildered.
 
Categories: Season 4
Characters: *Buffy, *Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 16,257 Hit Count: 4,559 ePub Downloads: 172
Published: May 31, 2019 Updated: May 31, 2019
Summary: Who’s the baddest, rudest little fairy?
Categories: Crossover (Books or TV shows outside Buffyverse), Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Angel, *Buffy, Cordelia, Dawn, *Spike, Tara, Willow
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: April Fools 2017
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,076 Hit Count: 1,204 ePub Downloads: 35
Published: April 01, 2017 Updated: April 01, 2017
Summary: Lo!  Slouching through the Walmart parking lot it comes — the Sixth Annual Unofficial Yet Blessed Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse.


Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Sixth Annual Blessed-But-Not-Official Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 32,434 Hit Count: 2,061 ePub Downloads: 30
Published: April 30, 2022 Updated: June 12, 2022
Summary: Lo!  Slouching through the Walmart parking lot it comes — the Sixth Annual Unofficial Yet Blessed Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse.  
The lovely banners are by OffYourBird.
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Apocalyptic/Dystopian, Drama, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Sixth Annual Blessed-But-Not-Official Elysian Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,611 Hit Count: 1,517 ePub Downloads: 28
Published: April 30, 2022 Updated: August 14, 2022
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
 
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 29,652 Hit Count: 7,930 ePub Downloads: 141
Published: April 24, 2018 Updated: April 30, 2018
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel, Historical
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,345 Hit Count: 4,460 ePub Downloads: 123
Published: May 01, 2018 Updated: May 06, 2018
Summary: The Corpse is dead!  Long live the Corpse!
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Fifth Annual Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 46,345 Hit Count: 1,685 ePub Downloads: 36
Published: April 30, 2021 Updated: August 15, 2021
Summary: and you may find yourself 
living in a shotgun shack 
and you may find yourself 
in another part of the world 
and you may ask yourself
well ... how did I get here?

-Talking Heads

Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse Challenge the Third
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 49,831 Hit Count: 4,053 ePub Downloads: 113
Published: April 30, 2019 Updated: May 09, 2019
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Comic (Season Not Specified), Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse IV
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 47,567 Hit Count: 3,745 ePub Downloads: 113
Published: April 17, 2020 Updated: May 31, 2020
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there? 
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse IV
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,459 Hit Count: 1,844 ePub Downloads: 77
Published: April 17, 2020 Updated: July 13, 2020
Summary: Spike needs a hand.  And a vacuum.
Series: The Brooklynverse
Categories: Challenge Response, Holiday Fic
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: 2017 Holiday Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 403 Hit Count: 1,005 ePub Downloads: 24
Published: December 21, 2017 Updated: December 21, 2017
Summary: After her resurrection, Buffy runs away to lovely, brash, anonymous NYC.    
 
Written for the 2017 Elysian Fields Reunion Challenge.  
The fantabulous banner is by OffYourBird.  Senda salami!
 
Series: The Brooklynverse
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality
Characters: *Buffy, Dawn, *Spike
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 24,558 Hit Count: 10,478 ePub Downloads: 206
Published: October 01, 2017 Updated: November 05, 2017
Summary: There's never a shortage of patients for a devilish dentist on the mouth of Hell. Especially with the Slayer knocking heads together on a nightly basis — not to mention the fact three out of four demons hate to floss. A to Sunalso's fantastic April Fool's 2017 challenge, co-authored by OffYourBird and yellowb.
Categories: Season 2, Season 4, Season 5, Challenge Response
Characters: *Buffy, Drusilla, *Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN
Warnings: Spike/Other (Temp)
Challenges: Author's Choice, April Fools 2017
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,834 Hit Count: 1,107 ePub Downloads: 44
Published: April 01, 2017 Updated: April 01, 2017
Summary: Icelandic noir. 
Inspector Summers of the Reykjavik police force has finally got her big chance: she’s in charge of a murder case.    
Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: Anya, *Buffy, Drusilla, Giles, *Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Humor
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,130 Hit Count: 8,288 ePub Downloads: 159
Published: October 30, 2016 Updated: February 24, 2017
Summary: Why does Joyce suddenly have a vampire helper?
A response to Rezol87's challenge, "Our Little Secret."
Categories: Challenge Response, Holiday Fic, Season 4
Characters: Anya, *Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Joyce, *Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: Our little secret
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,806 Hit Count: 6,778 ePub Downloads: 79
Published: December 14, 2016 Updated: December 22, 2016
Summary: All Buffy has to do is go back in time and grab the gem of Amara without being seen. It's a simple plan.
This fic is an Elysian Fields 2021 Secret Santa gift for Love of Fiction.
Categories: Season 4, Post-Series, Time Travel
Characters: Angel, *Buffy, *Spike, Wesley
Genres: Drama, HEA/HFN
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,346 Hit Count: 1,139 ePub Downloads: 34
Published: December 31, 2021 Updated: December 31, 2021
Summary: Something is turning back the clock. Consequences abound. Giles faces his archnemesis, and loses his pocket-square.  
The lovely banner is by -Carrie-Ann-! S(team)P(unk)uffy.
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: None
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Any Steampunk Spuffy goodness!, The Vampire Was Pretty
Completed: No Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 36,103 Hit Count: 7,908 ePub Downloads: 82
Published: December 25, 2017 Updated: September 29, 2018
Summary: Steampunk!  Get your steampunk here! Mystery Challenge fic remains a mystery, even to me — but there shall be balloons, top hats, pirates, and mechanical monsters!

Written for the 2021 Mystery-Fic-Along Event. 
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble, Original Characters
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Horror, Under Magical Influence
Warnings: Adult Language, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 6,884 Hit Count: 1,058 ePub Downloads: 27
Published: July 09, 2021 Updated: August 09, 2021
Summary: Random haiku with a Spuffy-ish tone
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 109 Hit Count: 184 ePub Downloads: 10
Published: April 13, 2019 Updated: April 13, 2019