Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train. Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window. You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin? How’d that work, and what country is that down there? And how long do you think that dangling rope ladder is?
Presenting the collaborative response to the A Most Exquisite Corpse challenge.
Warnings: Smut, rampant surrealism, disjointed transitions. Yay!
Penname: Rezol87 
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Last Active: November 13, 2021
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Last Active: November 13, 2021
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Skin: big bads
32 year old wife and mother of 3 girls. I used to watch Buffy when it first came out but wasn't really into the fandom until this past year. I used to write all the time but fell out of practice after my kids came along and am now deciding to see if I can still do it. Spuffy is my OTP so I have a hard time reading any other pairing but I also can't stand to much or overboard Angel, Xander, or Giles bashing ( though I do think they need a little). Even though I'm not a fan of a Spike/Drusilla romance I do love Drusilla as a charter. Also, I wish there were more stories where Dawn and Conner meet as a side pairing to the main.
Sadly all my stories are on Hiatus right now.
A Most Exquisite Corpse by yellowb, sandy_s, relurker, acekoomboom, bewildered, Rezol87, Sunalso, Cohava [NC-17] Likes: 354 Comments: 280
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: A Most Exquisite Corpse
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,420 Hit Count: 11,964 ePub Downloads: 219
Published: July 08, 2017 Updated: July 16, 2017
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: A Most Exquisite Corpse
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,420 Hit Count: 11,964 ePub Downloads: 219
Published: July 08, 2017 Updated: July 16, 2017
Summary: Forced to watch helplessly while Buffy's life is slipping away Dawn makes a split second decision that may let her keep her sister, but at what cost?
Categories: Season 5
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Spike
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Suicide, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Word count: 58,007 Hit Count: 31,735 ePub Downloads: 244
Published: April 13, 2017 Updated: July 06, 2017
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Spike
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Suicide, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Word count: 58,007 Hit Count: 31,735 ePub Downloads: 244
Published: April 13, 2017 Updated: July 06, 2017
Summary: Buffy decides to place the blame on the people pulling the strings and is determined to get her revenge. The only problem is, she has to die first...
Categories: Season 3, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Drusilla, Ethan Rayne, Giles, Kendra, Spike
Genres: Angst, Dark, Dramedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Torture (Physical), Vampire!Buffy, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,770 Hit Count: 2,996 ePub Downloads: 19
Published: July 11, 2017 Updated: July 17, 2017
Characters: Buffy, Drusilla, Ethan Rayne, Giles, Kendra, Spike
Genres: Angst, Dark, Dramedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Torture (Physical), Vampire!Buffy, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,770 Hit Count: 2,996 ePub Downloads: 19
Published: July 11, 2017 Updated: July 17, 2017
Summary: Season 2 Very AU.
Buffy comes back from her summer with her father and discovers that her death had more consequences than anyone could bargain for. With new allies and a world full of gray, how will the council react when their hierarchy is threatened.
Buffy comes back from her summer with her father and discovers that her death had more consequences than anyone could bargain for. With new allies and a world full of gray, how will the council react when their hierarchy is threatened.
Categories: Season 2, Season 3, Alternate Reality, Claim
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Suicide, Blood Play, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Word count: 37,751 Hit Count: 9,028 ePub Downloads: 88
Published: January 22, 2017 Updated: June 16, 2017
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Suicide, Blood Play, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Word count: 37,751 Hit Count: 9,028 ePub Downloads: 88
Published: January 22, 2017 Updated: June 16, 2017
Summary: Buffy gets nosy and gets a wake up call. A turning point in season 6 that didn't happen but I wish had. Takes place right before 'Once More with Feeling'.
Categories: Season 6, Poetry
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,194 Hit Count: 1,223 ePub Downloads: 36
Published: June 25, 2017 Updated: June 25, 2017
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,194 Hit Count: 1,223 ePub Downloads: 36
Published: June 25, 2017 Updated: June 25, 2017
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Summary: S5 and post series. Uncle Clem comes for a visit and tells the tale of a lost and found day miracle.
Categories: Season 5, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Spike, Tara
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 9,553 Hit Count: 3,964 ePub Downloads: 15
Published: December 17, 2015 Updated: February 01, 2016
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Spike, Tara
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 9,553 Hit Count: 3,964 ePub Downloads: 15
Published: December 17, 2015 Updated: February 01, 2016