The Exquisite Universe by yellowb
Summary: A final resting place for exquisite corpses.  And their offspring.
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  And how long do you think that dangling rope ladder is?
Presenting the collaborative response to the A Most Exquisite Corpse challenge.
Warnings: Smut, rampant surrealism, disjointed transitions. Yay!
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: A Most Exquisite Corpse
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,420 Hit Count: 10,703 ePub Downloads: 183
Published: July 08, 2017 Updated: July 16, 2017
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
 
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 29,652 Hit Count: 6,790 ePub Downloads: 113
Published: April 24, 2018 Updated: April 30, 2018
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel, Historical
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,345 Hit Count: 3,936 ePub Downloads: 91
Published: May 01, 2018 Updated: May 06, 2018
Summary: and you may find yourself 
living in a shotgun shack 
and you may find yourself 
in another part of the world 
and you may ask yourself
well ... how did I get here?

-Talking Heads

Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse Challenge the Third
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 49,831 Hit Count: 3,395 ePub Downloads: 83
Published: April 30, 2019 Updated: May 09, 2019
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Comic (Season Not Specified), Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse IV
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 47,567 Hit Count: 2,613 ePub Downloads: 65
Published: April 17, 2020 Updated: May 31, 2020
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there? 
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse IV
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,459 Hit Count: 1,398 ePub Downloads: 46
Published: April 17, 2020 Updated: July 13, 2020