Penname: relurker
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Female human being, and not a writer, but this welcoming site has gotten to me so I tried. I use way too many exclamation marks!

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Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  And how long do you think that dangling rope ladder is?
Presenting the collaborative response to the A Most Exquisite Corpse challenge.
Warnings: Smut, rampant surrealism, disjointed transitions. Yay!
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Challenge Response, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: A Most Exquisite Corpse
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,420 Hit Count: 9,941 ePub Downloads: 166
Published: July 08, 2017 Updated: July 16, 2017
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel, Historical
Characters: None
Genres: Challenge Response, Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,345 Hit Count: 3,670 ePub Downloads: 79
Published: May 01, 2018 Updated: May 06, 2018
Summary: and you may find yourself 
living in a shotgun shack 
and you may find yourself 
in another part of the world 
and you may ask yourself
well ... how did I get here?

-Talking Heads

Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Challenge Response, Drama, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse Challenge the Third
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 49,831 Hit Count: 3,065 ePub Downloads: 66
Published: April 30, 2019 Updated: May 09, 2019
Summary: Seasonal Spuffy round #25, theme: Road Trip. Just a little moment of Buffy & Spike’s continuing adventures, somewhen after series.
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 788 Hit Count: 211 ePub Downloads: 9
Published: December 04, 2018 Updated: December 04, 2018
Summary: They are all under a spell. Not a new thing, but I'm fairly sure this particular image hasn't been used before.
A response to Sunalso’s April fools challenge: write a one shot or short chaptered fic with the craziest premise you can come up with and post it on April 1st or as near to as you can.  
Set somewhere in Season Five, sometime around Triangle. Riley’s already gone.
From Wikipedia: “April fish: In Italy, France, Belgium, and French-speaking areas of Switzerland and Canada, 1 April tradition is often known as "April fish" (poissons d'avril in French or pesce d'aprile in Italian)”.
And they have a herring thing in Sweden, too!
Disclaimer: these characters are not mine. I’m just playing with them out of love and respect to the rightful owners and creators.
 
Categories: Season 5
Characters: None
Genres: Challenge Response, Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: April Fools
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,443 Hit Count: 676 ePub Downloads: 21
Published: March 27, 2016 Updated: March 27, 2016
Summary: 12&12 anniversary challenge, first prompt. It’s Willow’s fault!
Categories: Season 5, Challenge Response
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Joyce, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Challenge Response, Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,752 Hit Count: 581 ePub Downloads: 9
Published: October 30, 2018 Updated: October 30, 2018
Summary: Response to Sunalso’s April Fools challenge.
 
Categories: Season 7
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Giles, Spike, Willow
Genres: Challenge Response
Warnings: None
Challenges: April Fools 2017
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,416 Hit Count: 835 ePub Downloads: 11
Published: April 01, 2017 Updated: April 01, 2017