Penname: bewildered
Real Name: Bridget
Member Since: September 24, 2014
Last Active: October 20, 2020
Membership Status: Member
Skin: trapped

I am a single mother of 3 kids (as of 2019 15, 20, 25); I currently manage a ballet school/company. I made a Patreon page, if you happen to like supporting that sort of thing.

CURRENT HEALTH STATUS: Not great, but at least I don't have COVID. Doing what I can with the time/energy I have. Thanks for your patience!

CURRENT FIC STATUS (6/29/20):

* means I have a doc open & am working on it actively this month. NONE OF MY FICS HAVE BEEN ABANDONED. I go where my brain takes me because I can't afford not to take the muse up on what she offers. Also, I have way too many WIPs so I am trying to knock off the low hanging fruit.

*Prisoners of Love, Blue Skies Above: CURRENTLY ACTIVE WIP! Currently roughly plotted out to about 30 chapters. It is slow going both because this fic has become slow for me and because of recent US events involving the police. 

Chupacabreunion: Not currently open but will return to soon. I have vaguely promised that this is next after Prisoners of Love. In the meantime, Nicholas Brendon read some Xandery excerpts of this on Facebook Live!  https://www.facebook.com/nicholasbrendon/videos/3246802735395600/?hc_location=ufi 

Route 666: Next chapter about a third done. Hoping to get back to it soon!

In for a Penny: Moony is on hiatus from Buffy fandom. (Check out her Good Omens fic on AO3!) But it's not dead, we are still friends, and one or both of us will write more as soon as we are able.

Something Randy, Something Joan: Something backburnered, but I am writing on this when the mood takes me. 

Restfield Irregulars: Has some future writing done but is coming slowly. Backburnered until I clear my plate somewhat.

I Dream of Spikey: 4 chapters posted, not currently active

Power of Two: I posted what I have, not currently active

A Babe in the Woods/Spike's Joy: I posted what I have, not currently active. I have to be in a mood to look at ugliness when I write this, since much of it is thinly-disguised personal history.

A Christmas Sock: Hoping to work on for this Christmas. (Yes, I have had this as my status for a few years now. Sorry! Christmas is a busy time for me!

SOME FUTURE STUFF YOU MAY SEE SOMEDAY:

Spikey Horror Picture Show. I am allowed to begin this when I have PoL moving again.

True Blue Part Deux: Smutty sequel to True Blue.

Two Cents: Smutty AU of In for a Penny. Will be posted along with the corresponding IfaP chapters.

The Sock and the Puppet & the continuing adventures of the Sock with a Soul

Something Old, Something Ew - Willow's Will Be Done spell has Spike and Giles infatuated. Buffy doesn't like it.

Clement Weather - Clem fixes Season 6.

A Demon Thing - Buffy gets some kink education from Tara in s6

Something about a fax machine...... Angel s5 rewrite

INCREDIBLY honored to have won Best New Author at Round 32 of the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfic Awards! Prisoners of Love also won Best Comedy and Best Fluff and was runner-up for Best NC-17, so I am blushing all over the place now. Look, they gave me a pretty banner!

Best New Author Round 32

  Stories (29)    Series (2)    Comments (342)    Favorites (100)    Beta Profile     Awards (22)    Statistics  
 
 
Summary: Riley stays in Sunnydale, and pretty soon there’s a baby on the way.
 
Response to knightowl’s challenge “Riley’s Baby” – Goes AU at the end of “Into the Woods” per the challenge, rewrite of late s5/s6. There will actually be three stories; this one focuses on the main romantic relationships, while the second will be mostly Spike, and the third will unite the threads to wrap things up.
 
Categories: Baby Fic, Season 5, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Challenge Response, Dark, Drama
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Cheating/Infidelity, Rape (Actual), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Challenges: Riley's baby.
Completed: No Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 9,676 Hit Count: 1,582 ePub Downloads: 21
Published: April 01, 2019 Updated: April 05, 2019
Summary: The Sock with a Soul tries to inspire Christmas Romance in Spike and Buffy.
 
This story takes place near the end of Stitched Up. I recommend you read that fic first, or this will make little sense. NC-17 for language, eventual smut, and wackness. You’re welcome!
 
Thanks to Pfeifferpack for the soulful-sock image, which I have shamelessly stuck a Santa hat on for a banner. BECAUSE.
Series: The Sock with a Soul
Categories: Season 2, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Joyce, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Parody, Porn w/ Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,250 Hit Count: 700 ePub Downloads: 38
Published: December 31, 2015 Updated: December 31, 2015
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  And how long do you think that dangling rope ladder is?
Presenting the collaborative response to the A Most Exquisite Corpse challenge.
Warnings: Smut, rampant surrealism, disjointed transitions. Yay!
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Challenge Response, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: A Most Exquisite Corpse
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,420 Hit Count: 10,459 ePub Downloads: 177
Published: July 08, 2017 Updated: July 16, 2017
Summary: Slayers don't get weepy when their One True Love rides off into the night for good. They get mad, and then they get even. Buffy's determined to kick off college by finding Mr. Normal, just like Angel wanted -- and then rubbing her new True Love in Angel's face. She's got the perfect normal guy all picked out, until an unexpected encounter at a party gives her a better idea. After all, who could make a worse Bad Boyfriend than Spike? 
Response to Tempestt's challenge "Bad Boyfriend.” Warnings: character death, smut, blood play, mild BDSM.
Thanks to all the good friends who poked at my outline and offered kind words of encouragement. Special thanks to Sigyn for beta-reading and extra cheerleading when I needed it most, and to SzmattyCat for the gorgeous banner and bonus beta-reading! 11/15 ETA Thank you to EllieRose101 for joining in with beta/cheerleading assistance!
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Challenge Response, Erotica, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Character Death, Fetish, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Bad Boyfriend
Completed: Yes Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Word count: 145,561 Hit Count: 50,571 ePub Downloads: 468
Published: October 16, 2019 Updated: April 15, 2020
Summary: Let’s heat those leftovers up a bit, shall we?
Sequel to “Served Cold.” Basically just smut and silliness and more smut.
Series: Served Cold
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite, Missing Scene, Holiday Fic, Seasonal Spuffy Entries
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Giles, Hank Summers, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,867 Hit Count: 4,010 ePub Downloads: 85
Published: November 23, 2018 Updated: November 23, 2018
Summary: Welcome, Gentle Readers! Have you ever wondered the true meaning of Christmas? I know I have. But never fear, I, Andrew Wells -- having been privileged to bear witness to a Christmas miracle, in this the year Anno Domini Two Thousand and Two -- shall now share with you the answer, a tale that will warm the cockles of your cold, cold heart and fill you to the brim with tingly, pepperminty Christmas spirit.
 
Note: Implied chronology for s7 has Showtime taking place after Christmas, but I have bumped it up for Christmasy Reasons. See final end notes if you are pedantic like me and need a timeline breakdown.
 
Written for the “Hidden Gems” board Holiday Event, as a gift for the incomparable myrabeth. Prompt will appear in final end notes.
Categories: Season 7, Missing Scene, Holiday Fic
Characters: Andrew Wells, Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Kennedy, Other, Rona, Spike, Vi, Willow, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted, POV, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: 2018 Holiday Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 21,293 Hit Count: 1,662 ePub Downloads: 51
Published: December 26, 2018 Updated: January 14, 2019
Summary: Christmas Eve in Cleveland, 2004.
 
Holiday request from Dark. Squeaking it in for the end of the Christmas Season. (It's only the 9th day of Christmas! That counts!)
 
Thank to Pfeifferpack for the delightful banner!
Categories: Post-Series, Challenge Response, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Faith Lehane, Original Characters, Spike
Genres: Challenge Response, Erotica, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: 2018 Holiday Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 28,628 Hit Count: 4,141 ePub Downloads: 94
Published: January 04, 2019 Updated: January 21, 2019
Summary: The Sunnydale High School Class of 1999 Five Year Reunion will be held on Saturday, October 9, 2004, at the La Conquistadora Resort in Puerto Rico. All members of the Class of 1999 are welcome, alive, dead, or undead….
Banner by the amazing swifthorse. Warnings for character death, smut.
Categories: Challenge Response, Post-Series, Crossover (AtS)
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Challenge Response, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 41,665 Hit Count: 4,523 ePub Downloads: 52
Published: October 07, 2017 Updated: June 17, 2019
Summary: Does your life make too much sense?  Gentle reader, we're here to help.
 
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Challenge Response, Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse II
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 29,652 Hit Count: 6,567 ePub Downloads: 111
Published: April 24, 2018 Updated: April 30, 2018
Summary: and you may find yourself 
living in a shotgun shack 
and you may find yourself 
in another part of the world 
and you may ask yourself
well ... how did I get here?

-Talking Heads

Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Challenge Response, Drama, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse Challenge the Third
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 49,831 Hit Count: 3,325 ePub Downloads: 80
Published: April 30, 2019 Updated: May 09, 2019
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there?  
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Comic (Season Not Specified), Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Challenge Response
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse IV
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 47,567 Hit Count: 2,414 ePub Downloads: 62
Published: April 17, 2020 Updated: May 31, 2020
Summary: Spike has found the fabled Gem of Amara; unfortunately, before he can use it to take down the Slayer, he finds himself trapped in a bottle, compelled to fulfill the Slayer’s every wish. And why does he have to wear a bloody veil?
NC-17 for language, adult situations, and eventual smut. Banner by me :)

Categories: Crossover (Books or TV shows outside Buffyverse), Season 4, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: No Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,467 Hit Count: 2,435 ePub Downloads: 48
Published: March 01, 2019 Updated: April 15, 2019
Summary: Spike travels back in time to change the future. It goes poorly.
 
Warnings: Sexual situations, bad language, violence, smut. Suicidal ideation. Temporary Spike/Other and Buffy/Other.
Categories: Seasonal Spuffy Entries, Season 4, Season 5, Episode Rewrite, Time Travel
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 79,366 Hit Count: 14,399 ePub Downloads: 196
Published: May 14, 2017 Updated: June 09, 2018
Summary: The first rule of knit night is.... Spike told Riley he had knitting needles he could loan out. AFAIC, this is 100% true.
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Clem, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 549 Hit Count: 887 ePub Downloads: 31
Published: November 24, 2016 Updated: November 24, 2016
Summary: Now that they have their voices back, Buffy and Spike have a lot to say.
Written for the Elysian Fields 12 Years 12 Seasons Challenge. Prompt #9. Glorious banner by angelic_amy.

Categories: Season 4, Missing Scene, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Spike, Willow
Genres: Challenge Response, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 13,635 Hit Count: 2,754 ePub Downloads: 113
Published: October 12, 2018 Updated: October 12, 2018
Summary: She wouldn’t leave, and now they’re stuck. But there are worse things than being trapped together haunting an evil law firm run by an ex-lover, right?
Right?
Warnings: Shameless smut. Shameless Angel-baiting. Shameless rewriting of AtS canon. Shameless use of Indigo Girls lyrics. Other shameless content TBD. I HAVE NO SHAME.
A thousand thanks to myrabeth for the glorious banners and for being an evil, evil instigator where this fic is concerned. Thanks to myrabeth and Sigyn for betareading.

Categories: Alternate Reality, Crossover (AtS), Post-Series, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Challenge Response, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: The Two Ghosts of Wolfram and Hart
Completed: No Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,372 Hit Count: 2,263 ePub Downloads: 19
Published: April 29, 2019 Updated: May 01, 2019
Summary: Spike finds himself on the wrong side of the law, and Buffy ends up managing his rehabilitation. Unfortunately for both of them, the law just keeps on winning.
 
Challenge response: “Behind Bars” by Laurence Quill, with input from the Shoutbox. Y’all are evil.
 
Goes AU after Something Blue. Gleefully ignores the rest of Season 4 canon, except to score cheap laughs. Warnings for gratuitous bad language, shameless bad jokes, and one bad, bad vampire. Smuttier than planned.
 
Spotify playlist, because I put in lots of obscure song references: Prisoners of Love, Blue Skies Above
 
Thanks to Pfeifferpack for the new banner!
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Award Winners, Award Runners-Up
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Giles, Joyce, Original Characters, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Challenge Response, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Behind Bars (or something a bit more clever)
Completed: No Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Word count: 220,946 Hit Count: 25,097 ePub Downloads: 383
Published: June 25, 2015 Updated: September 07, 2020
Summary: Spike gathered a troop of snack-sized demons on Halloween. Now the spell is over and they’re back to being kids - but they still want to be in his gang. What’s an evil vampire to do?
 
Begins in season 2 “Halloween” but goes AU very shortly thereafter. Sorry folks, no smut anytime soon, but definitely Spuffy, if slow to develop. Rated R for some disturbing content.
Categories: Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 6,413 Hit Count: 976 ePub Downloads: 23
Published: November 05, 2016 Updated: November 05, 2016
Summary: Buffy learns of a surefire way to defeat Glory. SPOILER ALERT: It's a smutty way.



 
Categories: Season 5
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Giles, Glory, Spike
Genres: Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 13,769 Hit Count: 2,120 ePub Downloads: 101
Published: January 27, 2019 Updated: January 27, 2019
Summary: Summary: Lorne needs to get out of LA. Spike has a car and no reason to stay. Can this Odd Couple survive the road trip from hell? And will Buffy ever catch up?
Takes place after Not Fade Away, comics do not exist. Rated R for foul language and sexual situations.
Started for Seasonal Spuffy Round 25 Fall 2018.
Categories: Post-Series, Seasonal Spuffy Entries
Characters: Buffy, Drusilla, Lorne, Spike, Willow
Genres: Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Challenges: Charting the Globe (author's choice of title)
Completed: No Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 18,644 Hit Count: 2,796 ePub Downloads: 77
Published: December 02, 2018 Updated: March 28, 2019
Summary: What do you do when your vampire ex-boyfriend comes to town, stalks you with the help of your so-called friends, and then leaves without saying hello, much less goodbye? Revenge sex, obviously! Shameless PWP set after Pangs. May be read as a companion piece to Sigyn’s significantly more thoughtful and nuanced “Leftovers.”
 
Written for the 21st round of Seasonal Spuffy (Autumn 2016)
 
Thanks to Sigyn and Zabjade for beta-reading!
Series: Served Cold
Categories: Seasonal Spuffy Entries, Season 4, Missing Scene, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,300 Hit Count: 3,688 ePub Downloads: 110
Published: November 24, 2016 Updated: November 24, 2016
Summary: Joan has no idea who she is, or where she is, but that’s not her biggest concern. What she really wants to know is, who is the hot guy chained up in the bathtub?
NC-17 for eventual smut. Probably involving chains.
Written for the Elysian Fields 'Artistic Anniversary Challenge'. Banner 74 by Solstice.
Categories: Challenge Response, Season 4, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Challenge Response, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Fetish, Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 9,605 Hit Count: 1,821 ePub Downloads: 41
Published: November 03, 2016 Updated: November 18, 2018
Summary: Something goes horribly, horribly awry with Willow’s ensoulment spell, and Angel’s soul finds an unexpected home – in his dirty laundry. Read now the tale of a Sock with a Soul; it’s on a mission to help the helpless, and it’s starting with Spike and Buffy.
 
Departs canon forever during Becoming Part Two. Has about the nuanced characterization one should expect from an Ensouled Sock AU. As seems to be my preferred genre now, this is a shameless smutty Spuffy farce, once I get that pesky canon drama out of the way.
 
Written for the 10th anniversary Seasonal Spuffy on Livejournal (November 2015).
 
 
Warnings: By the laws of California, Buffy is still under the age of consent (18) at the beginning of this fic, and will be for many more months. Spike doesn’t care (he’s evil) and Buffy doesn’t care (she’s a teenager who wants to be treated like an adult) and since Spike has the emotional development of a teen (or even tween) himself, we’ll call it good. She’ll be 18 before they get TOO far, anyhow. There will be sexual situations, bad language, character death (or characters-sucked-into-a-demon-dimension, which is close enough), and plain old explicit sex. Also an ensouled sock. If you keep reading, don’t blame me.
 
Temporary Spike/Drusilla & Buffy/Angel - nothing explicit, but given where this fic veers off, some mooning is inevitable.

Thanks to feliciacraft, who wrote a post on Tumblr that was the initial inspiration for this plot, and to restfield and the_moonmoth, who kept making it worse, until we ended up with this fine and glorious adventure. Tumblr is a scary, scary place. More thanks to the_moonmoth for her thorough beta-read.
Thanks to pfeifferpack for the banner!
Series: The Sock with a Soul
Categories: Season 2, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Willow, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 50,212 Hit Count: 10,604 ePub Downloads: 245
Published: November 15, 2015 Updated: November 30, 2015
Summary: It is the summer of 2000. Buffy has won concert tickets and a hotel stay for six in a contest, but they need to get to Los Angeles. Oh, hey, Spike has a car! Also, there are hobos.
 
This is a shameless crackfic. There will be bad language, sexual situations, iffy character development, and decapitations. Also many references to songs by the B-52’s. Here’s a Spotify playlist: http://open.spotify.com/user/12180930371/playlist/0zCn0skDlEQq0qu2x8UgwS
 
Response to Puddinhead’s “Hobo Love” challenge. You can search for it if you want to be spoiled (though honestly, it doesn't spoil much) but I will post the challenge details in the final author’s notes.
 
Thanks to the_moonmoth, Sigyn, and EllieRose101 for all their incredible beta-reading work!
 
Thanks to pfeifferpack for the banner!
Categories: Season 4, Crossover (AtS), Challenge Response, Song Fic
Characters: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Cordelia, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Challenge Response, Parody, Porn w/ Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Hobo Love
Completed: Yes Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Word count: 88,139 Hit Count: 12,810 ePub Downloads: 175
Published: October 13, 2015 Updated: May 22, 2020
Summary: Summary: In an AU season 5, a mysterious carnival has popped up on the outskirts of town – and Spike’s kittens are lost in it! Buffy and the Scoobies must navigate a maze of rides, animals, and deep-fried treats to help Spike capture all his kittens and repay his gambling debts. What happens in the story? It all depends on the choices you make. How does the story end? Only you can find out! And you can keep reading and rereading until Buffy and Spike have had not one but many incredibly daring (and possibly smutty) experiences! Choose your own adventure! More than 20 possible endings!!
 
NC-17 because it does indeed get smutty. Don’t let the posted size of this beast fool you; the longest successful trip through is only 18 chapters, and the successful runs are ~40K words, so unless you are crazy and try to read all the paths in one day (which I do not recommend) it’s merely a novella.
 
Written for the Elysian Fields 'Artistic Anniversary Challenge.' Banner 33 by Puddinhead.
Categories: Season 5, Season 6, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Challenge Response, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 142 Table of Contents
Word count: 234,725 Hit Count: 28,363 ePub Downloads: 195
Published: October 31, 2016 Updated: May 29, 2019
Summary: The monks turn the Key into something they feel certain, after some rather brief magical research, that Buffy will protect with her life: her loofah.
 
Warnings: You see the rating. There is loofah PoV. I think you know where this is going. In other news, I have no shame, and if you keep on reading, you have only yourself to blame. Also, an “ew” from my kindly beta Sigyn suggests I mention there is some Buffy/Other in this fic. Sorry, blame canon.
 
Written as a gift for the delightful yellowb. I hope this fic is everything you dreamed of when you created that evil, evil prompt.
Categories: Season 5, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Glory, Joyce, Original Characters, Riley Finn, Spike
Genres: Challenge Response, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, POV, Romance
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Threesome(s)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 35,786 Hit Count: 2,760 ePub Downloads: 61
Published: December 29, 2018 Updated: April 23, 2020
Summary: When Buffy encounters Spike at her college orientation, the last thing she expects is to be hurtled with him into a demon dimension. Now they must battle together against hordes of unnatural creatures, talking beavers, and… is that a lion?
 
AU set between seasons 3 and 4. Don’t let the hints of plot fool you, this is mostly just an excuse for some smut. Well, smut and mayhem; it is Spuffy. Written for the May 2016 20th round of Seasonal Spuffy.
 
With deepest, most heartfelt apologies to C.S. Lewis for the mutilation of his characters and bits of his dialogue.
 
A thousand thanks to the_moonmoth for prompting, instigating, egging on, and betaing.
 
Thanks to the No Rest For the Wicked Awards for honoring this fic in round 13!
Award Runner Up!
Categories: Seasonal Spuffy Entries, Season 3, Season 4, Crossover (Books or TV shows outside Buffyverse), Award Runners-Up
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fluffy/Comedy, Parody, Porn w/ Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 22,068 Hit Count: 10,702 ePub Downloads: 215
Published: May 16, 2016 Updated: June 02, 2016
Summary: Something Blue with a twist. Because we all know if Willow hadn’t Will-Be-Doned them into engagement, they were totally going to angry-kiss anyhow. Warnings for debatably-dubious consent and smut. Seriously, no nutritional content.

Thanks to the_moonmoth for her thorough and thoughtful beta! You can thank her for the very important Rope Continuity.

Categories: Episode Rewrite, Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 3,274 Hit Count: 2,548 ePub Downloads: 81
Published: May 15, 2017 Updated: May 15, 2017
Summary: There's a virus loose in Sunnydale, deadly to vampires and humans alike, and the whole town is on lockdown. Normally Buffy would welcome a little time away from it all - but did she have to be quarantined with Spike?!? Sparks fly and tempers flare, and as days turn to weeks and months, it's just a matter of time before something goes terribly, horribly wrong…. Fortunately, what happens in quarantine stays in quarantine, right?
 
Response to a challenge by Pfeifferpack. Many thanks to Othellia for the gorgeous banner and to Sigyn and EllieRose101 for betareading! Chapter header images are by me!
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Original Characters, Spike
Genres: Challenge Response, Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Corona and time
Completed: No Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 13,264 Hit Count: 1,124 ePub Downloads: 9
Published: October 13, 2020 Updated: October 19, 2020