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Categories: None
Characters: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Cordelia, Giles, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Summary:

Imagine angel didn’t leave at the end of season 3. Him and Buffy are still playing the “we’re soulmates we just can’t be physical” storyline. However all is not happy in the world of Bangle. After a long discussion with Buffy where she talks about all the problems they are having (but we’re soulmates so we will work through them) willow decides to do a little spell. That actually works better than she anticipated. The spell must fix everyone’s relationships. So it shows Tara to Willow. Which shocked Willow. Giles and Anya. (I ship them please don’t hate. Anya and Xander just never made since to me. I mean hello 1100 year old ex demon and the most immature character in the show 😂😂). But most importantly it must show Buffy that spike is her soulmate and Angel is Cordilia’s. Who Xander ends up with is your choice as long as it’s not Anya. 

This can be as long or short as you want. As angsty or funny as you want. 

Please no Bangle sex (obviously) brownie points for Spuffy sex but it doesn’t have to be there. I just like it lol

Because we know the scoobies: if the “spike doesn’t have a soul” argument comes up you can be creative. Or you can have Anya telling them they are idiots and of course he has a soul. Everything has one. It’s just not a human soul. 

Also feel free to have Tara/Giles/or Anya double check the spell. But these are just ideas. Feel free not to use them. As long as the base idea is there and the couples I have listed I’m pretty much open for anything to happen. Cause fan fic lol



Categories: Episode Rewrite, Season 6
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Summary:

When Buffy doesn’t return from her patrol, the Scoobies worry. When she’s still isn’t back the next morning, they mount a search party. And when they find her lying naked in a pile of rubble beside Spike, covered in cuts and bruises, they assume the worst – of Spike.

Buffy has exactly three seconds to jump in and save her Vampire, owning up to everything they’ve done and everything they are, before her well-meaning friends stake him for his supposed attack and she loses him forever.



Categories: Episode Rewrite, Season 1
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Jesse McNally, Spike, Willow, Xander
Summary:

There is a theory that Jesse becoming a vampire and his demise is a main catalyst of Xander's bigotry regarding vampires or anything demonic. But what if Jesse had retained some of his humanity and he and Xander remained friends?

The challenge is to rewrite the Harvest confrontation between Xander and Jesse. During their confrontation Jesse hesitates and is reluctant to hurt Xander because he still cares about him. Xander notices this and can tell that his best friend is still there despite him being a vampire and so refuses to stake him. This makes both boys conflicted and unsure what to do leading the two to call a brief truce. The two decide to meet later and Jesse flees the scene without anyone else but Xander knowing. When the two meet they come to an understanding and decide to remain friends in secret. As time goes on Xander wants to learn more about vampires since his friend is now one and when the whole "all vampires are evil soulless creatures" stuff come up Xander doesn't buy it at all since Jesse is still his friend. So Xander does his own research on vampires and gains a more open and unbiased opinion about vampires.

Must Have:

Jesse and Xander remaining friends and keeping it a secret. The reason why they're keeping it a secret is up to you.

Xander eventually doing his own research on vampires that leads him in being more sympathetic towards them.

Xander still disliking Angel because of his claims that having a soul makes me a good vampire and those without one a bad vampire when Jesse clearly disproves this.

Xander befriending Spike and supporting Spuffy.

Can Have:

Xander tell Willow about Jesse and including her in the secret friendship.

Xander researching other demons besides vampires and expanding his vampire open mindedness towards demons in general.

Angel bashing.

Giiles/Watcher's Council bashing

Xander keeping the hyena spirit making him have more in common with Jesse and adding another layer to their friendship.

Xander be the reason Spuffy happens.

Spike coming sooner than cannon.

Can't Have:

Bangel. Bonus if Xander is the reason why Bangel doesn't happen. 

Jesse getting killed. I want him to stick in the story for the long hall.



Categories: Crossover (Books or TV shows outside Buffyverse)
Characters: Ensemble
Summary:

Castle/Buffy crossover 

Just a small silly idea I had come to me

But what if years later Dawn Summers and Alexis Castle end up as roommates in college together? Dawn is a late arrival having to travel across country from the fall of Sunnydale to NYC. There she meets her new dorm roommate and hit it off BIG time.

They become the best of friends and everything is great until family day and both roommates have their family over! 

Of course Alexis dad looking like an older version of Caleb doesn't go over to well lol



Categories: All Human/Fantasy
Characters: Ensemble
Summary:

AU All Human

Buffy's dad had his affair and left Joyce and Buffy years ago. Hank had a daughter through his affair and that was Dawn. 

When Dawn was around eight to ten years old Hank and Dawn's mother are killed(how is up too you) but Dawn is now an orphan. Spike and Hank were good friends. Spike doted on young Dawn and he's "uncle Spike" to her. Sadly Spike has some minor law infractions on his record due to his wilder younger days and so there for can't take in/adopt Dawn.

Not knowing what to do Spike gets into contact with Joyce and lets her know what's going on and the fact that Buffy actually has a little half sister. Ever the nice person Joyce offers to take Dawn in. Dawn not wanting Spike to leave her pleads with him to stay so Spike gets a job in town and a small apartment. 

Buffy is furious over this.....haven been the daddy girl she felt betrayed when her dad left. Now to find out her dad had another daughter and now having to live with her is too much for Buffy! And she lets it be known! Spike lets her have a piece of his mind also on how she's acting like a brat! 

 



Categories: None
Characters: Buffy, Doyle, Giles, Oz, Spike, Tara
Summary:

What if instead of Willow, Xander and Jesse,  Buffy met Tara, Doyal, and Oz the first day of classes. (Willow and Xander can still be students. But Tara, Doyal and Oz are Buffy’s scoobys). All 3 are still how they are in cannon with Doyal being getting visions from the PTB and being half demon, Oz is already a werewolf, and Tara has spent her life studying white magic and Auras.

you can choose any season you want. As long as you make it Spuffy. Bonus points if they get her to not shack up with Angel. 

You can also add in any of the AI team as long as Willow/Xander and their black and white world views aren’t included. Although great characters. They often make for good villains in Spuffy story’s lol



Categories: Season 4, Season 5
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Summary:

At the end of Chosen, souled Spike is sent back to inhabit his pre-Crush body for those 19 days before he rematerializes in Angel's office, though he doesn't know that his time travel isn't permanent. 

What will this do to change the Scoobies' understanding of what a soul actually does? When they realise that a souled Spike isn't really much different than a chipped Spike (because they don't have the bias of S7 Scoobies after the whole Crush/Buffy Bot/Seeing Red mess) - also, how will that change what they think about Angel? 

During the time Souled Spike is visiting, Soulless Spike is still there and has a chance to see his future self's memories and all the times his stupid plans backfired. 

How will he tell Buffy that he is back to his Soulless self? What will this mean for their relationship?

Spike can travel back to any time post-chip, it's up to you. Remember, he only has 19 days...

Happy Spuffy Ending, please!



Categories: None
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Summary:

Idea came from a 1 shot and I just can’t get it out of my head (seriously read the 1 shot a couple of months ago). 

At the end of season 7 spike died in the hellmouth fullfilling the Shanshu prophecy. He is meant to come back human but with his vampire strengths to keep fighting the good fight. Spike is okay with this as long as they send him back to Buffy. What he doesn’t know is that after the fall of the hellmouth the world is unbalanced. The PTB need Buffy to help rebalance everything so they insist on sending her back to when she first came to Sunnydale. 

So now we have a human (basically male slayer) Spike, who has been sent back in time to a 16 year old bodied Buffy. 

 

Can have: 

The PTB getting creative and having spike come back as a 16 year old body as well. (If so please let him be inserted into the role of Giles’ son)

Spike not realizing Buffy is back in time as well and trying to avoid her for some time. 

Cant have: 

bangle. If we’re going all the way back let’s just nip that real quick. 

Spike being resired 

Must have:

quick to the relationship. 

Everyone approving of spuffy

 



Categories: None
Characters: None
Summary:

Drusilla has a vision of the events of season six. She already knows she can't stop Spike from staying with Buffy after he refuses to go with her at the end of Fool for Love. At first Drusilla considers killing Willow/Buffy/Dawn to prevent season 6 from taking place, but that will only lead to more trouble. So Drusilla makes a deal with Death that turns Buffy immortal but everything has a price. Little does Drusilla know that buying Buffy's immortality coast her's.


Drusilla and Buffy are functionally still same. Drusilla still has her demon and has to follow the same vampire rules. While Buffy is still a slayer with her human soul.


How does Buffy find out she's immortal?
How does Spike feel about his ex-girlfriend saving his current love interest?
How do the scoobies react to Buffy's sudden immortality?
Does the Glory situation rap up differently?
Does Drusilla come back to Sunnydale when she realizes her mistake?
Does Angel ever find out about Drusilla's trade?
Will Drusilla become a scooby?


The possibilities are endless. My only request is Drusilla doesn't magically get a soul or become sane.



Categories: Season 2
Characters: Angel, Angelus, Buffy, Drusilla, Joyce, Willow, Xander
Summary:

Starts in the episode Becoming (part 2)

What if Drusilla "gifted" Buffy with Miss Edith before jumping into the Hell portal with Angelus?

Spike and Buffy still make their truce. Spike has to keep Giles from being killed, distract Angelus, and take Drusilla away from Sunnydale.

Things start off the same as they did in canon only instead of knocking Dru out she gets a message from her pixies and starts to dance around and ramble about how her path is going to be different. Spike understands only half of what she's saying and is about to knock her out but is suddenly distracted by the sound of a dropped sword. He turns to see that Angelus has Buffy on the ropes and is about to go intervene because he really didn't come this far only to see hell on Earth. His distraction proves to be a mistake because Dru calls his name and when he turns she thralls him into standing still though he can still see what's going on (I'm not sure if Spike can be thralled but I thought maybe with the strength of Sire's blood behind it he might be more susceptible especially because he was momentarily distracted and couldn't put up his defenses fast enough).

Spike watches on in horror as Dru lets Buffy keep fighting her Daddy. He fights the thrall but can't escape it. Buffy still slams a sword through her love only he's still Angelus and he starts getting sucked into the vortex. Meanwhile Spike has regained the ability to speak but not move and he's begging Drusilla to release him and come away with him. Angelus is also calling out to her commanding her to help him get free. 

Drusilla doesn't listen to either of them and instead goes to Buffy who is exhausted, heartbroken and doesn't think that she will be able to defeat Dru. She does try but gets thralled and then Dru does something that no one expected. She kisses Buffy, gouging her with her fangs, bites her own tongue and mixes their blood in the Slayer's mouth then she utters an incantation that the pixies or Miss Edith told her to say. There's a flash of light, Buffy passes out. She then goes to Angelus who thinks she's going to help pull him loose but she instead pushes him in (much to Spike's horror) and goes with him.

Spike, no longer bound, looks for Dru but can't find her and knows she's in hell with her Daddy. He sees Buffy lying there unconscious and contemplates killing her but he wants her awake so he can make her suffer. He falls asleep waiting for her to wake.

When Buffy wakes she feels different and wonders what happened. She sees Spike but there's no sign of Angelus or Dru. (Maybe at this point she has a vision of Acathla sucking in Angelus and Drusilla. At this point Buffy could either be aware of Miss Edith's presence right away or you could have her learn of it when she tries to leave the mansion without Miss Edith's doll). Buffy, depressed, waits for Spike to wake up hoping that she can goad him into a fight and that he'll kill her.

When Spike wakes up he freaks out on Buffy saying she didn't uphold her side of the bargain. Buffy says it's his fault he didn't subdue Drusilla sooner. She tells him to bring it on, that they'll fight he'll kill her and then dust himself but Spike tells her that he's not going to kill her but he is going to follow her and torment her for eternity.

Buffy goes to leave the house and Miss Edith freaks out telling her not to leave her doll behind. Buffy goes to get it and Spike gets angry telling her not to touch Dru's stuff. Buffy tells him that she can't leave the doll, that something isn't letting her. Spike puts two and two together and realizes that Buffy is now Miss Edith's guardian. He knocks Buffy out and takes her off to L.A. (or somewhere not the Hellmouth, author's choice) and refuses to let her out of his sight because her being in possession of Miss Edith is a way to keep Dru close to him.

 

Where does the story go from here? Was Miss Edith part of the source of Drusilla's visions? Was she a calming influence on her or did Dru disgree with her more often than not (maybe that's why Dru was constantly punishing her for speaking out of turn). Will Miss Edith show Buffy what made Drusilla how she was which will in turn show Buffy Angelus' depravity? Will Miss Edith begin helping to interpret Buffy's slayer dreams? Will Miss Edith show Buffy what she knows of Spike and try to get the mismatched pair to see that they're good for each other? How will Buffy's friends and family react when Buffy comes back with Spike in tow? Are the visions debilitating or distracting enough that Spike has to constantly watch Buffy's back? How does this effect Spike who only wants to keep the little bit that's left of Dru close to him? 

Would like to see:

-Buffy and Spike out of Sunnnydale for awhile as Buffy adjusts to having Miss Edith in her life and showing her visions which she utilizes.

-Lots of Dru's past through Miss Edith's eyes.

- Buffy and Spike should go back to Sunnydale at some point.

-Buffy and Spike not starting a relationship until after she turns eighteen (because let's face it they'll both probably deny their feelings for each other for as long as possible anyway although maybe with Miss Edith's influence Buffy falls for Spike before he does with her.)

 

Can have:

-Angelus getting resouled at the very last second before Dru shoves him into Hell (Would prefer Buffy not know but Spike could notice)

-Buffy and Spike getting closer and bonding over visions and other things.

-Angelus coming back (what kind of reception he gets is up to the author but I'd think it might be a little chilly because of what he did to Dru).

-Claim

Please, no rape.

That's it ya'll, have fun!



Categories: None
Characters: None
Summary:

What if spike had come in to SunnyHell and after doing some research found out that the only way to kill a slayer is to love her first.

Spike develops a master plan where he gets buffy to fall in love with him... and she does.

However, when the time comes to execute his master plan, spike realizes that he has also gone and caught feelings for the slayer!

 

Must have:

Happy ending

Spike seducing buffy, her falling for him, then finding out about his treason and being horrified by it.

Spike trying to win back buffys trust (this part of the story should be angsty... it cant be easy for spike to win her back)

Spike being with Dru while he seduces buffy

NC-17 of course (the smuttier the better, and if you can work a claim in then hats off)

 

Everything else is up to you! 

I would love to see this written biggrin

 



Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Ensemble
Summary:

The title is inspired by the concept I used for my story Old Man Logan, where Riley forms his own Initiative group with Watcher's from Buffy's new Slayer Organisation. Now, I've taken that idea and adjusted it somewhat to fit into the canon of season 4. But, as a fan of the recent God of War game, I've also been inspired by something within that to add a little twist to the story that really drives home Travers as the Big Bad.

So, starting from the episode where Spike is captured and placed in the Initiative holding cells.

Unlike canon, Spike isn't there to be implanted with the chip. Instead, he's there as a part of the Watcher's Council latest experiment 'Project Reaver': an attempt to replicate the abilities of a Slayer...within a male. Spike is to be used as a training dummy for the Reaver experiment's subject, who better to test Reaver's abilities than the infamous Slayer of Slayers? During their sparring sessions, the subject and Spike form a bond of respect that develops into a friendship. In addition, Spike's time in the cells leads him to be horrified with how far the Watcher's Council is willing to go to have a Slayer at their beck and call, and disgusted with the Initiative's disregard for human and demonic life. Even the second most 'evil' vampire in history feels that's wrong. When Spike escapes, he takes the time to also free 'Reaver.'

As in canon, Spike goes to the Scooby Gang for help. At first, they don't believe his story until 'Reaver' not only confirms it but Giles, upon arriving at the Magic Shop, is horrified when he recognises the man: Quentin Travers' son (name up to the author.) Even more disturbing is the effect the experiment, both scientific and magical, has had on the young man. While he has been imbued with all the abilities of a Slayer, to the same degree as the First Slayer, Travers, in way in ensure his son didn't die in the experiment, cast a spell on him that made him immune to physical damage. The  side effect was that it robbed 'Reaver' of the ability to feel anything: he can't taste food or drink, smell, experience bodily pleasures and pain or even feel temperature.

Confronted with not only Travers's deranged desire for power over the Slayer line, but also the Initiatives abuse of demonic and humankind, Buffy once again teams up with Spike to fight a greater evil. Along the way, she discovers that there's more to Spike than ever let herself believe.

Main Points.

  • Travers as the Big Bad- Have him replace Maggie Walsh and Adam as the big bad of season 4. All he wants is power over the Slayer line, hence subjecting his own son to a horrific experiment, much like the Shadow Men did Sineya. Adam should still appear later, but he is under the Initiative's control making him as much a victim as 'Reaver.'
  • Watcher's Council with Travers- Many of them could agree with his idea that they should be in charge of the Slayer line and go along with him. I'd like to see Reaver hunt down various members of the Council once he's freed, with Spike's help. However, those like Roger Wyndham-Pryce, Wesley and Lydia would like turn against him and side with the Scoobies. I'd like the 'good' Watchers to do everything they can to help Buffy win. I can imagine Roger being an excellent Watcher, like Giles, if not a bit more rigid. He strikes me as being ruthless like Wesley, but with good intentions.
  • Initiative evil- I never understood why they weren't called up for their evil in the show. Yeah, okay they hunted demons, but they also killed innocent demons for the sake of 'science.' Buffy must fight them outright, not even consider joining them. I'd like to see Riley as her personal nemesis, especially after she starts sleeping with/dating Spike.
  • Scooby Gang see true human evil- Don't let them hide behind the whole argument that all demons are evil. I want them all to see just how terrible human evil can be. I would really like the realisation moment to set in for Xander especially. When he sees what's been done to 'Reaver', even he has to rethink his world view. Some Spander friendship most be formed as well, as he sees Spike, for all his Big Bad swagger, is actually pretty cool once you get to know the man under the vampire.
  • Spuffy- Seeing these new shades of grey leads Buffy to seeing Spike in a new light, and admiring it. I'd like a slow burn romance, but wouldn't object to them giving into the sexual attraction first. A good place for that to happen would be in the Lowell house, like what happened with Riley in canon and then they realise how much they 'click' physically and carry it on. After the whole Parker thing (ugh) Buffy's confidence skyrockets when Spike keeps coming back for more. Romance comes from that. Would like some conflict of course, as they try to fight their feelings for each other but then something major happens that slams home how much they care for each other.
  • Faith is targeted by Travers- Reaver reveals this to Buffy when he is brought to her. Buffy rushes to save Faith, getting some help from Spike and is able to rescue her from the hospital. When Faith wakes up, she and Buffy set aside their differences and restart their friendship.
  • Original Character as a focal point of the overall story- I'd like Reaver to be an original character, rather than Adam as it makes more sense to me. To anyone who is interested, search up Baldur from the recent of God of War game as well as from Norse Mythology, as they are the main inspirations for him. He is the catalyst for Buffy and the Scoobies seeing the depths of depravity that some humans can sink to out of greed, lust for power and other reasons. Make him a compelling character, who is on the side of good but tormented by his inability to feel. Of course, this can make him a bit unhinged in some ways, perhaps exceedingly reckless in combat given that he doesn't feel pain. I'd like to see him cured of his condition, perhaps by Tara who could find a way. Of course, whether he dies or not is up to the author, though it'd be a truly tragic ending for a tragic character.
  • Cordelia/OC pairing- for the sake of this story, Cordelia doesn't leave Sunnydale though she does break up with Xander, rightly so. I'd like to see her grow to really care for Reaver after she learns about his inability to feel. Have Cordelia become the woman she does in AtTS, but through caring for an individual rather than being around Angel. I'm rather indifferent to the 'Cangel' pairing as I always think of Darla as being Angel's true love, though I don't dislike it when I read it. I just prefer Cordy to end up with someone else (preferably Doyle if it is written he lives longer than he did.) For this, an oc shall suffice. Would like some sexiness here too, though only after he regains his ability to feel. Have him pounce on Cordelia when he gets the chance, and Cordy is more than willing.
  • Travers death- Yes, Travers must die. Who kills him however is entirely up to the author.
  • Spuffy- Of course, happy Spuffy ending for all.

Can Haves

  • Xander conflict with Cordy/OC relationship- This could happen, as I imagine he would get jealous over her budding relationship with Reaver. Of course, have it sorted out and him happily with Anya by the end.
  • Tara's family- They could show up after hearing that Tara was in Sunnydale and ally with Travers. The father, at least, must die in this one, preferably because of Spike defending her.
  • Ethan Rayne sides with Travers- he showed up in canon, makes sense for him to show up again.
  • Riley getting himself vamped- stands to reason.
  • Angel- this is entirely optional. I would like to see him side with Spike and Reaver and help them fight the Initiative. Have him support Spuffy as well, if grudgingly. If you can work it that he is in relationship with a returned Darla, do it. make sure Darla is revamped, but willing to be 'good,' for the most part. (We all love Darla because she's a bad girl.)

Can't Haves

  • Biley- Not happening, never should've happened. KILL HIM!
  • Bangel- That ship has sailed.
  • Chipped Spike.
  • Character death- Maybe have Reaver die at the end (opitional) but nothing beyond that.
  • Dawn- Love the Niblet, but not in this one.
  • Evil Faith- Faith never sees Wilkins video or gift, joins the Scoobies again.


Categories: Season 4
Characters: None
Summary:

Blitz·krieg: an intense military campaign intended to bring about a swift victory.

Feeling fortunate after winning an old van in a poker game, Spike's luck runs out when he makes a side bet with Giles. Being forced to forfeit his freedom while playing chauffeur to the scoobies for three months might be bloody boring, but wait till they get a load of his detail work.

Inspired by RAMONES - Blitzkrieg Bop

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Categories: None
Characters: Angel, Angelus, Buffy, Darla, Spike
Summary:

What if Angelus and Darla had claimed each other. The gypsys knew it so they had to leave out he happyniess clause. They also couldn’t only curse one of them. Now we have a dynamic duo with anchored souls. Darla forces Angel to fight the good fight which is what brings them to sunnydale. Darla feels the call from the master but instead of coming to help him she comes to kill him. Season 2 spike still rolls into town but instead of being to heal Dru it’s because she died instead of getting sick. Spike can’t handle being a lone vamp and decides to look up Darla and Angel where he meets Darlas BFF Buffy. 



Categories: Season 4, Time Travel
Characters: Anya, Buffy, D'Hoffryn, Spike, Xander
Summary:

Dear Emma,
   For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshiped across the mortal globe and now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High! Mortal. Child. And I'm flunking math.”
-Anya

After the fall of Sunnydale, Buffy's tearful confession that she cared for Spike long before he was chipped shocks no one. Least of all, Xander, who is still reeling from loosing Anya. But then he receives a strange visit from D'Hoffryn, who tells him Anya's soul is stuck in limbo then gifts him a package that turns out to be her diary. Reading her innermost thoughts, the observations she made and how lonely she truly was leaves Xander inconsolable but determined to seek out the truth. Telling no one, he heads to LA in search of Wesley, only to find Spike instead, who weirdly becomes his closest confidant. Fearing rejection, Spike consistently refuses to contact Buffy, but vows to help him on his quest.

Unknown to both, D'Hoffryn has plans of his own and the one night their drunken regrets turn into a wish, Xander and Spike find themselves back in Sunnyhell the week Buffy starts college. Xander is happy to reconcile with Anya. if only he can convince Spike to stop avoiding Buffy long enough to unite them all against the Initiative setting up on campus.

Must haves:

  • Spike and Xander becoming best buds.
  • Both sent back in time and merging into their past selves with all future memories intact.
  • Snippets of Xander reading Anya's diary, which he was able to keep when sent back to Sunnydale.
  • Spike doesn't lose his soul.
  • D'Hoffryn might be evil and manipulative, but he simply wants his Anyanka alive and happy again because he loves her like a daughter.
  • A happy Spuffy ending.

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Categories: None
Characters: None
Summary:

What if Spike’s mom was the one that Drusilla turned?

Hear me out okay,

Angelus and Darla had romped off somewhere leaving Dru to her own devices and Dru, feeling lonely, spotted Anne and feeling in need of a mother figure, turned her. Then of course this Anne, who was still healthy and turned properly was able to convince Dru to turn William (Who is the one dying from TB) so as to save him. This insues the adventures of Anne acting as mother to both Dru and William (who will see Dru as more of a sister). Now, I’m not trying to make them 100% goody goody from the get go. They are still vamps and do feel as if they are above humans and still get blood from the tap but how dark they go is up to you even though I see them sticking to gray with no problem going full evil when the need arises. I could still see Spike getting his nickname the usual way by getting revenge on his bullies and getting a kick out of a good fight/challenge. Also would love to see a better vamp family dynamic with Drusilla improving from the actual familial love and caring from both Anne and Spike. I don’t see Anne putting up with Angelus or Darlas crap for very long if at all. 

How you bring them to Buffy and Sunnydale is your choice but I can see it still being to heal a sick/injured Drusilla.

My only must is that Spike still needs to be the bleached punk badass we all know and love by the time he gets to Sunnyhell, just a much more gray and emotionally healthy (and single) version for Buffy to fall for.

(Bonus points if Joyce befriends Anne and Spike still dotes on both women like he does Joyce in cannon but tries to hide his softer side from Buffy and the scoobies)

Looking for a slow burn with plenty of domestic Spuffy. I’m not a big fan of the fic ending as soon as they finally get together.

Can be any rating.



Categories: None
Characters: Ensemble
Summary:

Buffy and Spike end up on Dancing with the Stars!

This could be an AU all human story with any back story you want to make up.....OR.....during the comics when Harmony outs the Supernatural community Buffy and Spike are now stars and end up on the show. Maybe as both stars they're paired up differently with a dancer and both get jealous at how close the other is getting dancing with their partner.

This only came to my head because my mother LOVES that freaking show and has been watching and talking about it for YEARS!!!    vamp



Categories: Season 5
Characters: Spike
Summary:

Set in early S5. Spike goes into the hospital to visit Joyce and while there bumps into Dr Ben (literally). When he realises that the chip didn't fire and therefore Ben is not wholly human, he decides to investigate because he wants to be sure that his friend won't be in any demonic danger whilst incapacitated. He doesn't tell Buffy, because he realises that she has enough to worry about.

While following Ben after his shift, he spots him with the scabby demons and hears them talking about how Ben must help Glorificus. When he sends the demons away, Spike decides to deal with the problem immediately and kills him.

Thus Glory is defeated - what changes will this make to the rest of S5?



Categories: Alternate Reality, Season 6
Characters: None
Summary:

Spike left Sunnydale at the end the battle with Adam, not wanting to wait for the Slayer to realize his role - seeing as she might consider it betrayal. He also needs to get that pesky chip removed so he'll be ready when she does come after him. He's on his own, flying solo.

Two years later, Buffy is back from the dead. On the ride back to Sunnydale, after a not so helpful meeting with Angel, she sees a home for rent in the countryside and comes to a realization. She will never be able to heal if she has to be the slayer on the hellmouth. If just living is hell, living on the mouth of hell is the worst place to overcome her death wish. So Buffy packs up herself and Dawn and they leave Sunnydale and the Scoobies behind. She's died twice and owes them and the world nothing.

While monitoring the nightlife of her new town, Buffy comes across Spike. Only time hasn't been any kinder to him than it has to her. Spike looks as broken on the outside as she feels on the inside...and that is just wrong. So making a rash decision, Buffy calls a truce, sets some ground rules, and brings Spike home to crash with her and Dawn.

What has Spike been doing and what happened to him since Sunnydale? Can Buffy and Spike heal themselves and each other? Will Dawn worm her way into Spike's unbeating heart? How will the Scoobies and other buffyverse characters respond to their self-made family? 

I would love to see Faith in this story, reconciled with Buffy and backing her. 

Don't want too much Scooby bashing, but they aren't forgiven right away. Their relationships might be fixed, but no guarantee.

Up to the author how much of S6 to follow or to go completely AU.



Categories: Season 7
Characters: None
Summary: A season 7 what if fic:   - What if buffy had stayed with spike when she first saw him in the basement?   - What if she realized that she felt something upon seeing him gaunt and malnourished, hearing voices and hurt?   - What if she wanted to help him?   Id love to read a fanfic about healing, about the journey these two go through to find each other again    I'd love to see some insight into Spike's "crazy"- dark and angsty, with a lot of guilt   How would season 7 unfold if Buffy had decided to help him?   Must Have:   - NC-17 (the hotter the better tbh)   - Bitey (I would love to see Buffy trusting Spike enough to let him bite her, be it to heal or as some sort of bonding experience)   - Happy ending   Everything else is up to whatever kind soul decides to take up on this challenge (I hope someone does!!)   Much love,  Sami   x

Categories: None
Characters: Angel, Angelus, Buffy, Darla, Giles, Joyce, Spike, Whistler, William, Willow, Xander
Summary:

The years 1882 and Dru wants William as her own (the pixies are telling her to turn him). However William although still cannon in personality isn’t chasing after Cecilie. He’s married, and expecting his first child. Dru (and this can be pre turning or after turning) kills his wife and child. Making it so that William hates her and wants nothing to do with her. Spike is never born (unless you want to give him a different back story) and never teams up with Darla, Angelus, or Dru. Instead he starts researching. If vampires exist magic must too. His goal is to bring back his wife and child. He spends most of his first years being more like a dalton type vampire. Anything he can find out about vampires, slayers, magic, resurrections, and prophecy’s he’s able to find he reads learns about and try’s to find a way to get his family back. Every few years Dru looks him up hoping he will join her. Tired of that he keeps an ear to the demon grape vine to know where they are so he can be far away when they come calling. He hears about Angelus’ soul and whigh he then researches vampires with souls. Making him learn about the shanshu prophecy and takes it upon himself to get his own soul hoping that if he gets the shanshu he’s able to become a real boy again and (sadly won’t get his wife and unborn child back) be able to have the family he always dreamed of. 

He spends the next 80 years fighting the good fight trying to get his humanity back so he can start a family. The ptb watch and know he’s doing good so they hope Angel will fight the same fight but instead of guiding him to buffy for him to protect they want him to learn from her. Angel however believes this means they are destined to be together. Giles researches souled vamps when he finds out about Angel and finds the shanshu. Everyone is convinced it’s about him. Until spike/William shows up and throws a spinner. 

Why spike/William is there is up to you. 

How much angst is up to you. 

How Spuffy comes about is up to you. 

Really all I have is the backstory to the actual story lol. 

Please no graphic bangle sex. Please no graphic underage sex. (Season 3 on can be used for Spuffy sex. And it’s highly encouraged that there is Spuffy sex). 

It would be funny if Spike saved Joyce in like the 70’s. 

And of course baby fic would be great so spike can have his family. 

 



Categories: None
Characters: Ensemble
Summary:

Spike didn't come to town with Dru in season two.

When Faith was around ten to twelve years old she is about to be sexually assaulted by one of her mother's drugged up boyfriends. Spike some how stumbled across this and took care of the scumbag human male. He may be evil but one thing Spike is is a mother hen when it comes to females in need. So the idea is that Spike takes in the young girl. He likes her spunky fiery attitude.

If he's with Dru or they're on a break can be up too you.

But the idea is that Faith and Spike roam together for a few years. Spike comes to care for her as part of his family while Faith gets a safe family figure she can trust. But that all ends when Faith gets called as the Slayer and gets whisked away from Spike by the Council.

Looking for her Spike gets word she's in Sunnydale and goes there.......where he finds Faith but also has a run in with the other Slayer and an old family member.



Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: None
Summary:

It's a post apocalyptic zombie nation where Buffy & the scoobies learn to never leave home without a vampire because, as it turns out, the only thing that can repel the brain dead are the living dead. This prompt was originally submitted to the "2016 Artistic Anniversary Challenge" but was never written, so if you're itching to pen a fluffy post-apocalyptic zombie au, here's your sign.

As always, my challenge prompts are here to inspire so feel free to revise or interpret them however you wish.
Thanks, Java!



Categories: Episode Rewrite, Pre-Series, Alternate Reality
Characters: Angelus, Buffy, Darla, Drusilla, Giles, Jenny Calendar, Joyce, Spike, Whistler, Willow, Xander
Summary:

While I was doing the washing up, this crazy notion occurred to me and wouldn't leave me alone...

In Ats S1 Ep 18: Five by five, we see a flashback showing Darla and Angelus in Romania in 1898.

In it, we see that it was Darla who abducted the gypsy girl, and gave her to Angelus as a ‘birthday present’, as long as she could watch what he did to her.

What if, instead of cursing Angelus, who simply took advantage of Darla’s gift, the gypsies cursed Darla, who is really the individual responsible for what happened?

Then Angelus will still be out there, taking advantage of Drusilla whenever he wanted, with Spike becoming increasingly frustrated with the situation.

Then… when Buffy is called, Whistler approaches Souled Darla with the mission to help Buffy.

Naturally, Darla’s curse will have the same loophole as Angel’s, but Buffy wouldn’t be the person most likely to trigger it, if anyone does.

And when Angelus turns up with Drusilla and Spike in tow...

How would things change?

All I ask is that somehow, it ends up Spuffily ever after.



Categories: Alternate Reality, Season 1, Season 2
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Drusilla, Spike, The Master
Summary:

When Buffy was defeated by the Master at the end of Season One, she drowned and stayed dead due to Angel's unwillingness to even attempt CPR. He did kill the Master in her stead (it was the least he could do, really) but that doesn't stop her from haunting him all summer long.

When Spike and Dru roll into town (a bit earlier than in canon) and are hanging out with Angel (for whatever reason. Maybe he loses his soul via non-sex related reasons?), ghost!Buffy gets to know the new vamps and gets a unique insight into their dynamic. 

Dru whispers about Buffy and Spike having a future, which they both dismiss as madness, but when the new school year starts and someone (Angelus?) tries to resurrect the Master, catching Buffy up in the process and bringing her back to life as well as him, things get really real, really fast. 

The Slayer's alive again, having to deal with that as well as everything she now knows and feels. It didn't matter that she had feelings for Spike while she was dead – she'd been dead. It was supposed to be safe. It shouldn't have mattered. 

Now it matters. 

Spike and Buffy had built a friendship while she was a ghost but now she's the Slayer again, it puts them at odds. And it doesn't help that Dru is still around. Though, weirdly, she seems almost happy about stepping aside for 'destiny.' 

If Buffy and Spike can defeat Angel and the Master, maybe they'll figure out where they stand with each other. 



Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Tara, Willow
Summary:

A somewhat controversial challenge here, bare with me.

A.U S.4 Where the Wild Things Are.

Set in an Alternate universe where Spike stuck around after the Angelus episode and he and Buffy end up in a committed relationship, living together in Angel's old mansion for privacy. With Spike, Buffy has found a loving partner, a man who encourages her to be herself, accepts her decisions (though will question them if he feels he should) and is okay to really let herself go with. Her relationship with Spike is accepted by the majority of the Scoobies, except Xander (because it's Xander.) and she is very happy. However, ever since her Cruciamentum, Buffy has been feeling strange. Her usual enjoyment of patrol has been amped up, leading her jumping Spike on regular intervals. Not only this, she has unusual urges when at the Bronze after patrol, surrounding by bodies. Like the urge to slam an unassuming male to the floor to assert her dominance, and then ravage his female. Thankfully, Spike is able to curb her desires with his imagination and quick tongue. But the urge to show that she is the 'Alpha Female' grows stronger and stronger.

Then one night, she is trapped in the Lowell house with Spike...along with Willow and Tara. And Buffy's Alpha Female urges are finally let loose. While, at first, she is able to satisfy herself with Spike, having the two Wiccans so close is too much to resist. While Spike is able to keep her and himself from hurting Willow and Tara, Buffy thoroughly has her way with both of them before they are found.

While recovering from the event, Buffy is upset and confused as to why she acted like that, feeling she forced herself onto not just her best friend, but her best friend's girlfriend too, all while Spike could do little more than watch or go along for the ride. Giles, who hears about the event from an irate Xander and Riley, indicates that it may be the demon within her is maturing as she has lived longer than other slayers, and with it the demons powerful, carnal urges become harder to resist. Anya offers some insight and comfort to Buffy, saying its natural for her to feel this way and that she shouldn't try to run from it.

Buffy returns to the mansion to find Spike with Willow and Tara talking about the Lowell House incident. Buffy apologizes for what happened, but is shocked when both Wiccans state they actually really enjoyed being ravished by both Buffy and Spike. After telling the three of them what Giles and Anya had to say on the matter, Tara makes an interesting proposal.

That Buffy should explore her demon's carnal desires, with herself, Willow and Spike. With Spike, she doesn't have to hold back and can really let loose. With Willow and Tara, Buffy can sate her demons desire to assert dominance with people she knows and trusts. After a long talk with Spike, who has experience with demonic wants and needs and when he promises to make sure that she doesn't hurt either Wiccan, Buffy agrees.

I understand that this challenge is going to be controversial, due to the fact it combines two very popular character pairings into a foursome, but I'd like to see this occur. In general, regardless of mythology, vampires are portrayed as being very sexual creatures as when they are depicted as drinking blood, it is almost always in erotic circumstances, sometimes violently. They are seen as very dominant, being attracted to power and beauty but also enjoy asserting themselves, especially in sex. Vampires are often portrayed as having 'pets' who are humans there to satisfy their need for blood, sex and companionship. Based on this, I can imagine Slayers would also be very sexual people as well. Faith thrived off violence and sex when she first arrived on Buffy and lived by the motto Want. Take. Have. Buffy, who really values her own humanity, resisted those urges for years. So, I'd like to see a story that is Spuffy emotionally and relationship wise but allows Buffy to fully explore her demonic side and I think Willow and Tara would be good for this, being human, so naturally inferior to her, but witches so also more powerful than her.

Main Points.

  • Spuffy overall pairing- This is the focus and most important aspect of the challenge. Part of Buffy's journey in this story will be accepting her own supernatural nature. She has already accepted Spike's, but I imagine her struggling with her own. With Spike's emotional support, Buffy is able to safely explore her supernatural urges and gradually grows to accept it. As such, her appreciation and devotion to Spike deepens as she realizes how difficult it must be for him to resist these urges. I don't mind if this story gets really erotic involving Willow and Tara, just make sure Buffy has deep emotional moments with Spike in between the sexiness that really emphasizes their relationship.
  • Buffy lets her inner Slayer/demon out- Again, the other major focal point of the challenge. Buffy is exploring her demonic urges, ALL of them. This leads to her really letting loose on patrol, never holding back as she beats down her opponents into submission before dusting them. When it comes to sex, Buffy starts to be aggressive and forceful, not enough to be considered non-consensual though. Her sex with Spike is about satisfying her demon's urge for aggression and dominance when patrol hasn't done so. With Willow or/and Tara, it's about establishing her position as the Alpha female. As such, there will be a bit dom/sub themes here along with a threesome or two. I'd like to see scenes for Willow/Buffy, Tara/Buffy, Spike/Willow and Spike/Tara, and I can imagine the four of them becoming attached to each other. but make sure the relationship focus stays with Spuffy and Tillow.
  • Buffy grows to enjoy her Slayer side.
  • Buffy really begins to appreciate the difficulty faced by vampires when they try to restrain themselves. She can even start voicing this in Scooby meetings, particularly when Xander or Riley opens his mouth.
  • Willow and Tara enjoy Buffy and Spike exploring with them. DO NOT have them referred to as 'pets' by Buffy or Spike. They are Buffy and Spike's friends and companions. I imagine Angel would refer to them as such when he finds out about what they've been doing.
  • Giles and Anya support the foursome- though I imagine Giles would be a little scandalized, I want him to be supportive and to offer any insight he can. Anya is a thousand year old ex-demon, she knows her stuff and can be something of an advisor for Buffy...as well throw in orgasm ideas.
  • Explore Spike's past a bit- I don't imagine Dru was the only woman Spike ever slept with, give us some insight on his struggle with his demonic urge to dominate and his inner romantic poet.
  • Xander and Riley against the foursome- Xander would be jealous, Riley would be jealous and they both hate Spike. Up to author how they're dealt with, but make us hate them.
  • No rape- This is another big must. Buffy must not, under any circumstances, force herself onto Spike, Willow or Tara. Consent is key. They set up a safe word that is uttered if it becomes too much, which it must do on occasion as I can imagine a sexually aggressive Slayer can be daunting. Spike and Buffy keep Willow and Tara's safety close to heart. It might get rough, clothes might get ripped to shreds, it might be aggressive, but it's fine as long as they are consensual. Once the safe word is uttered, they stop.
  • Happy Spuffy at the end- Buffy's acceptance of her demon side really solidifies their relationship. Up to author whether they continue to include Tillow.

I don't have any Can Have points really, ultimately up to author what occurs and what doesn't. Though I would like a scene where Buffy thanks Tillow for 'being her first gay experience' as I could imagine it being funny in an awkward way.

Can't Haves.

  • Biley- No, no, no, no, no, no... okay I'm done.
  • Bangel- See above
  • Rape- SEE ABOVE
  • Character death except Riley- feel free to kill him.

Okay, well that's all from me. Just an idea I wanted to jot down, but if anyone would like to give this a shot...feel free, though I understand if no-one does.



Categories: Pre-Series, Season 1, Season 2, Baby Fic, Claim
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Spike
Summary:

The monks send Dawn to Spike long before Season Two.

Monks dropping the baby off with a vague explanation or just poof! baby appears, is entirely up to you.

Okay, so Spike realises that Dawn is somehow, someway, HIS baby, though he has no idea who the mother is cause it aint Dru. This can be either because the monks give Dawn to him with a vague explanation that she is his to care for and God and the Beast and destiny and blah blah blah that we all know Spike wont give a monkeys about, or if a random baby just suddenly appears one day, he realises she is his because Dawn is the spitting image of his little sister as a baby (I always thought Dawn and Spike looked more alike than Dawn and Buffy), or because Drusilla sees something, or because he tries to find out where the kid came from and a witch tells him that the baby is his. Or, Dawn has nothing to do with him biologically at all, but is still HIS to protect no matter what, he just knows it, just as he somehow knows her name is Dawn. If Dawn IS related to Spike, she must also be related to Buffy, like in canon. Absolute must. Whether this is because the monks knew Buffy would one day become the Slayer or because they created Dawn during Season Five then sent her back in time to further protect her rather than using fake memories, is up to you. But her relation to Buffy must be discovered somehow - dying monk explains like in canon Season Five?

How this affects everything is anyone's guess. Does Spike go after the Gem of Amara years early so he can be a proper father to Dawn? Is he already in Sunnydale when Buffy arrives? Does he go to Sunnydale with Drusilla in Season Two, like in canon, because she asked for his help after her attack in Prague?

Realistically, Spike and Drusilla cant stay together because Dawn is just not safe around her and Dawn is Spikes priority. How Spike comes to this decision and how it affects him is up to you, but it cant be glossed over unless there is a significant time skip involved because Spike isn't the type of guy to just "get over" his relationship with the woman he loves ending.

Angelus would make a good villain, or a secondary villain if Glory is in the picture much sooner, but he cannot appear because Angel and Buffy make with the lovin. NO Season Two Bangel. If Angelus is involved, find another way for him to lose his soul.

 

MUST HAVES:

Buffy and the Scoobs dont believe in Angels "the soul is all that matters" crap, or the Councils teachings, when unsouled, Big Bad Spike is right there in front of their very eyes raising a little human girl who clearly adores him and vice versa.

By the time Spike meets Buffy, Dawn must be old enough to; have complex conversations (though she still has that wonderful Kid Logic that makes absolute sense in a way that makes no sense); know every word to every Ramones song; play and flawlessly cheat at poker; have more sass and snark than even Cordelia (this kid was raised by Spike, after all). So she must be at least nine years old, but no older than twelve.

Daddy!Spike. Gotta show Spike actually raising Dawn, looking out for her, changing her nappies, threatening to eat her if she doesn't eat her greens, etc. Spike would without a doubt be the coolest parent ever, but hes still a parent.

Dawn calling Spike "Dad." I think its weird when kids call their parents by their first names. I think it might be because I have too much respect for my mum to ever do that unless Im being deeply sarcastic (and possibly because Im slightly terrified of my mother and dare not speak her name. Like Voldemort).

Dawn hating Angel and refusing to call him anything except Peaches, Grandpa, Captain Forehead, or Broody Pants. Its just too funny.

Dawn defending Spike and Spike defending Dawn. They are thick as thieves even when they're in a snit with each other, and wont have outside influences coming between them, especially trying to take Dawn away from Spike (I can see Giles, Joyce and Jenny wanting to do this because Spike IS a vampire and not exactly a GOOD influence, but they change their minds when it becomes apparent just how much the two love each other and how devoted Spike is to protecting her).

Dawn teasing Spike and Buffy about their crushes on each other. Maybe teasing Spike about his Slayer fetish, and Spike clutching his metaphorical pearls that Dawn even knows what fetish means.

Spike bonding with Joyce and/or Giles over raising stubborn, headstrong daughters that dont listen to a word they say.

Buffy comparing Spike and Angel and Angel coming up short, even on the whole "white hat" thing because while hes been brooding for a century, Spike has been raising a child and killing demons for his spot of violence and feeding off of rapists and the like - his favourite is paedophiles; he likes to make it hurt.

Claim.

 

MUST NOT HAVE:

Rape - not actual, not implied, not even vaguely hinted at. No rape.

Bangel - if they are together in Season One before Spike and Dawn appear in Sunnyhell (if your story is set in Season Two), Buffy must end it with Angel soon after. NO Bangel sex. If your story is set in Season One, Buffy and Angel never get together at all, despite his best efforts.

Spike being a bad parent. I think Spike would seriously tow the line with inappropriate parenting, such as teaching Dawn poker and how to pick locks and hot wire cars, and telling her stories of kids in coal bins (love that little scene in the show!), but he is still a good father to her. He looks out for her, comforts her, tucks her in at night, helps her with her homework, argues with her over her allowance, etc. But he wouldn't be a bad parent; he would know where she was at all times, wouldn't leave her on her own, wouldn't get drunk around her, wouldn't ever raise a hand to her, etc. I think Spike would try to be every bit as loving and supportive to Dawn as Anne was to him, and he would hope to make his mum proud with how well Dawn has turned out, with how close they are.

Spike being Buffy's doormat. No matter how he feels about Buffy, Dawn is his priority and always will be. Buffy will never be the most important person is his life, just as Drusilla stopped being the most important person in his life. Dawn is and always will be. Buffy respects and admires that. He is and always will be Loves bitch, but there is more than one way to love someone, and his love for Dawn will always take priority over his love for anyone else.

No fake memories.

 

Throw in Joyce thinking Spike is "such a sweet boy," Willow initially finding him scary until she sees him with Dawn then changes her mind and thinks hes adorable, and lots of "Good Lords" and glasses polishing from Giles.

 

Happy Spuffy ending!



Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite, Claim
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Joyce, Spike
Summary:

Instead of fighting Buffy in "Harsh Light of Day," Spike is sympathetic to her plight with Parker and takes her out for a drink. Thus begins a weird but wonderful friendship between mortal enemies that quickly becomes something more.

Spike needs to get rid of Harmony ASAP - preferably with a stake involved. Buffy can date Riley or not, your choice, but if she does, she cant for long! Either Spike is quick to point out that Riley thought she shagged Angel just because she visited her ex and he turned up in Sunnydale as grumpy as ever (Where is the trust? Seriously?! He accused her of cheating on him for no reason! Sorry, impromptu rant over!), or because while everyone thought Faith was Buffy, Riley even going so far as to have sex with the impostor, Spike knew something was up and didn't fall for it, which Buffy takes as a sign that Riley is not for her. Or, Buffy realises on her own that Riley is too human and boring for her.

Also, whether Buffy and Riley date or not, Riley and Spike do NOT get along. If Buffy does date Riley, this causes problems in her relationship but not her friendship with Spike (Season Five Spike was jealous as hell of Riley, but he never acted like a jealous, possessive dickhead like Riley often did, so I cant imagine he would now, even if he was).

Because Buffy and Spike are friendly (authors choice if Spike is chipped or not, but un-chipped Spike would be interesting to see), Buffy does not join the Initiative, unable to stomach their experiments because all she can think about is what they would do to Spike if they caught him (or what they did do to Spike if he does get chipped), and we all know Buffy is super protective of her friends. Other than that, Id like to see a full Season re-write.

Throw in Joyce thinking Spike is "such a sweet boy," and a lot of "Good Lords" and frantic glasses polishing from Giles.

 

NO rape - not actual, not implied, not even vaguely hinted at. No rape.

Gotta have a Claim.

 

Happy Spuffy ending!



Categories: None
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Summary:

So this is not going to be like my normal challenges. 

I’m re-reading a fic that has a sex shower scene in it and thinking “I wonder if Buffy realizes her vanilla body wash isn’t good for her lady parts” which lead me to think about all the normal body functions and health and beauty tips that don’t get listed in fanfictions. So my challenge is this I want a fic that includes all the real life stuff people do and the awkward time frames that they happen. This can be AH or AU. Loving commented relationship please. But I want the real world stuff. Not the well put together stuff that usually comes from FF. I think making it AU would make it more hilarious (I mean come on vampires don’t have to deal with bathroom breaks, upset stomachs, gas, burping, or ph levels being off.) However on the flip side AH would let them BOTH be hitting those “milestones” in relationships that no one talks about like the first time one of them farts in front of the other.

Make it as long or short as you want. Have fun righting it. It’s not to meant to be a serious piece but it is suppose to be real.

Bonus points for sexy shower time and buffy having to stop spike from using the smelly good shower jell and instead handing over the summers eve lol. 



Categories: Season 6
Characters: None
Summary:

I have a really hard time believing Giles would have run off to England, leaving underage Dawn with a bunch of barely legal college kids after Buffy died.

Instead, Giles takes her to England with him, and of course, since Spike swore to always protect her he goes to Merry Ol' with them.

How will they have bonded as a family by the time Buffy is resurrected?