Penname: Gort
Real Name: Elle
Member Since: November 20, 2015
Last Active: December 29, 2018
Membership Status: Member
Skin: dead poets society

Robot with a thirst for justice and a soft spot for semi-redeemed evildoers. (Also a human woman with a soft spot for Spuffy).

 

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Summary: There are no buffalo wings to be found in all of Sunnydale and Spike is miserable. Once again it’s up to Buffy to save the day, even though she really doesn’t have time for this. Co-authored with Sunalso.
Banner by Sunalso.
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Andrew Wells, Buffy, Jonathan Levinson, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramedy, Humor, Lighthearted
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Word count: 13,535 Hit Count: 14,363 ePub Downloads: 216
Published: September 19, 2016 Updated: October 04, 2016
Summary: Buffy might dream of a normal college life but she got stuck with an annoying vampire instead. Spike’s found the Gem of Amara, but he won’t kill her and has taken to lurking around campus. Things go from bad to worse when they’re both captured by The Initiative and Maggie Walsh takes a special interest. Is Buffy crazy for relying on a vampire to help her put a stop to the professor’s genetic experiments, or is she discovering that normal might be overrated? Begins at Harsh Light of Day before going AU.  
Series: Dreamer-verse
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Clem, Giles, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fighting
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Torture, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Word count: 86,140 Hit Count: 49,477 ePub Downloads: 694
Published: March 11, 2016 Updated: April 23, 2016
Summary: S6. Buffy wakes up after her first night of debauchery with Spike and realizes she has a problem. And it isn’t the naked vampire beside her or the fruitless search for her clothes. An entire television crew has invaded the house she and Spike semi-destroyed and she’s just been shanghaied into helping fix it up. Morning afters are so not her forte. Set just after Smashed.
 
Written for the Elysian Fields 'Artistic Anniversary Challenge'. Banner 36 by Puddinhead.
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Andrew Wells, Buffy, Spike
Genres: Challenge Response, Dramedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 14,643 Hit Count: 5,417 ePub Downloads: 123
Published: October 01, 2016 Updated: October 18, 2016
Summary: A spell gone awry transports Buffy to the old west, where she meets a cowboy who turns her world upside down. Set during S5 episode "Crush". Fantastic banner by pfeifferpack!
Series: Spellbound
Categories: Season 5, Historical, All Human/Fantasy
Characters: Angelus, Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Historical, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Word count: 65,985 Hit Count: 21,634 ePub Downloads: 333
Published: May 13, 2016 Updated: December 11, 2016
Summary: Buffy’s got enough on her plate without two obnoxious ghosts haunting her footsteps, and why are they following her around anyways?
Series: Dreamer-verse
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Other, Spike, William, Willow
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges: April Fools
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 6,442 Hit Count: 2,160 ePub Downloads: 69
Published: April 01, 2016 Updated: April 01, 2016
Summary: The nerd trio's scheme to defeat Buffy by sending her into a movie world doesn't go exactly as planned, and now she's stuck being a princess while Spike is off pirating and could her life get any worse? Buffy/Princess Bride.
Awesome banner provided by flootzavut! Thanks for sharing your fantastic art! 
Categories: Season 6, Crossover (Books or TV shows outside Buffyverse)
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Cordelia, Dawn, Drusilla, Jonathan Levinson, Spike, Tara, Wesley, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges: As You Wish (or authors choice)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,462 Hit Count: 12,802 ePub Downloads: 219
Published: January 12, 2016 Updated: January 20, 2016
Summary: Spike receives something unexpected from Rome. Post Season 7. 
Categories: Post-Series, Crossover (AtS)
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Dawn, Fred, Spike, Wesley
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,323 Hit Count: 1,450 ePub Downloads: 50
Published: December 07, 2015 Updated: December 07, 2015
Summary: Dawn is getting a little tired of stumbling into awkward situations involving her sister. 
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Andrew Wells, Buffy, Dawn, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 969 Hit Count: 1,285 ePub Downloads: 22
Published: December 19, 2015 Updated: December 19, 2015
Summary: Willow makes a last ditch effort to show Buffy how terrible dating Spike could be. It backfires rather spectacularly. Featuring: Frontierland Buffy and Spike and some new, smaller problems.
Amazing banner by the very talented Pixiecorn! Thank you so much for the pretty!  
Series: Spellbound
Categories: Season 5, Alternate Reality, All Human/Fantasy, Baby Fic
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Historical, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 10,330 Hit Count: 2,714 ePub Downloads: 116
Published: December 27, 2016 Updated: December 27, 2016
Summary: S5, picks up at the end of Intervention. Buffy needs someone who can do two things: help keep Dawn safe from Glory, and drive a car. Unfortunately, only one person she knows fits the bill—and he’s a vampire. Now she’s on the world’s strangest road trip with Spike and her sister, and her simple plan is getting turned on its head. 
Banner by the awesome Sunalso! 
***Permanent WIP***
Categories: Season 5, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Lighthearted
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Word count: 50,410 Hit Count: 21,724 ePub Downloads: 231
Published: September 04, 2017 Updated: January 20, 2018
Summary: Season 5 AU: Spike’s been cursed before, but never quite like this. Set at the end of “Family”. We're sorry (but not really).
 
 
Categories: Season 5, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Riley Finn, Spike
Genres: Challenge Response, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: April Fools 2017
Completed: Yes Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Word count: 41,817 Hit Count: 27,712 ePub Downloads: 352
Published: March 30, 2017 Updated: April 15, 2017
Summary: AU Season 6. After the events of Frontierland, Buffy decided that a relationship with Spike was worth the risk despite her Watcher's objections. But when her friends enlist Riley’s help to show her the folly of her ways, everything definitely doesn’t go according to plan. Now Buffy’s stuck with a whole new set of problems—all while making sure the ribbon in her hair perfectly matches her outfit.
Series: Spellbound
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality, All Human/Fantasy
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drama, Historical, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Word count: 103,607 Hit Count: 27,481 ePub Downloads: 406
Published: January 07, 2017 Updated: June 18, 2017
Summary: It's almost Christmas, and Buffy's been sent to oversee the sale of a quaint inn that also happens to be haunted by a handsome, annoying ghost. William's been chasing people away for over a hundred years, but he might have just met his match.
Categories: All Human/Fantasy, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Jenny Calendar, Principal Snyder, Tara, William, Willow
Genres: Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: 2017 Holiday Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 22,111 Hit Count: 4,061 ePub Downloads: 99
Published: December 18, 2017 Updated: December 23, 2017
Summary: Faith’s body switch doesn’t exactly go according to plan and Spike and Buffy find themselves swapped instead. Does being bad really count when you’re stuck in your mortal enemy’s body? Set at the end of This Year’s Girl and goes AU immediately. 
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Faith Lehane, Giles, Joyce, Spike, Tara, Willow
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 12,947 Hit Count: 3,393 ePub Downloads: 139
Published: December 31, 2015 Updated: January 02, 2016
Summary: Buffy's tipsy, Spike's raring to go, and William's been invited to watch. Things don't go entirely as expected. Picks up immediately after "Ghosts I Have Known". 
Series: Dreamer-verse
Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike, William
Genres: Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,824 Hit Count: 1,031 ePub Downloads: 38
Published: September 17, 2017 Updated: September 17, 2017