Penname: SzmattyCat
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Member Since: May 08, 2016
Last Active: January 17, 2021
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Welcome! In case you are wondering how to pronounce SzmattyCat, it's a "shh" sound, followed by a "Matty"... Kind of like schmaltz, but with a mat instead of the malt... 😄 

Totally obsessed with Spike. Less so Buffy (am I allowed to say that here?) but I'm 100% a Spuffy supporter because I  always want the boy to be happy, and get his girl.

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Summary: In a world created by a Sock With A Soul, Willow's "Will Be Done" spell turns the idea that Spike stuck to Buffy like glue true, stirring up all sorts of new trouble.
A collaborative effort of authors, artists and betas cooking up a birthday Buffy treat for bewildered.
 
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 16,235 Hit Count: 3,180 ePub Downloads: 115
Published: May 31, 2019 Updated: May 31, 2019
Summary: Buffy is using those handcuffs. Sad smut one shot from somewhere in the dark depths of Season 6. Please note the rating.
 
Categories: Season 6, Missing Scene
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Dark
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,010 Hit Count: 257 ePub Downloads: 22
Published: November 08, 2019 Updated: November 08, 2019
Summary: Where has all the good food gone? Why was it replaced with the blindingly bland and inedible? And just WHO is the Big Bad behind this debacle?
Starts just after Life Serial, though I may alter canon facts to my liking and convenience, as needed.
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Ethan Rayne, Giles, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,994 Hit Count: 221 ePub Downloads: 11
Published: October 29, 2019 Updated: October 29, 2019
Summary: Poetry of a different kind, as Spike reflects on making love to Buffy. Season 6. A smutty Spenserian form sonnet.
Series: I'm a Poet and I... am man enough to admit it
Categories: Season 6, Poetry
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Porn w/o Plot, POV, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 112 Hit Count: 246 ePub Downloads: 16
Published: April 30, 2019 Updated: April 30, 2019
Summary: William wakes up confused. Where is he, why is everything different, and just what happened to him after that dark, mysterious lady sank her teeth into him last night? Maybe the beautiful, golden Summers twins can help answer this question? Even if one of them seems to be much, much nicer than the other... Challenge response to a challenge by Coraxes.
Categories: Season 5, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Buffybot, Ensemble, Spike, William
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: In Which Buffy Doesn't Love William
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 20,892 Hit Count: 4,093 ePub Downloads: 73
Published: April 21, 2019 Updated: July 10, 2020
Summary: Imagine Spike trying to cope with Buffy's death by turning to poetry. A Petrarchan form sonnet.
Series: I'm a Poet and I... am man enough to admit it
Categories: Season 6, Poetry
Characters: Spike
Genres: POV
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 110 Hit Count: 212 ePub Downloads: 13
Published: April 14, 2019 Updated: April 14, 2019
Summary: You are walking through the cars on a train.  Each car seems to belong to a different train, with strange new landscapes outside the window.  You walk through the next door, and into another … no, wait, you’re in a submarine. But there’s a train door at the far end, so you walk through the echoing chamber, and you go through the door, and — why are you in the basket of a zeppelin?  How’d that work, and what country is that down there? 
Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Exquisite Corpse IV
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,459 Hit Count: 1,391 ePub Downloads: 46
Published: April 17, 2020 Updated: July 13, 2020
Summary: Buffy is having a strange night. The usual baddies are nowhere to be found, Spike is back in town (without Drusilla and on a drunken mission to use magic to make her love him again), and the feathers are flying... though not any time that Buffy is actually there. She just finds them blowing around town near Spike's abandoned car. And when she finally finds Spike, it is not at all what she expects.
Beginning of "Lover's Walk" but goes off-canon right from the start.
Posted as part of the "12 Years 12 Seasons Challenge" (Prompt 4).
Categories: Challenge Response, Season 3
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Cordelia, Giles, Joyce, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Mr. Trick, Oz, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 16,431 Hit Count: 3,533 ePub Downloads: 80
Published: October 31, 2018 Updated: April 17, 2019
Summary: Companion piece to On Her Shore. Spike's POV. Buffy is with Spike, and he feels he's reached her... But  it isn't long before she's shut him out again.
Categories: Season 6, Missing Scene, Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: POV
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,462 Hit Count: 215 ePub Downloads: 14
Published: April 08, 2019 Updated: April 08, 2019
Summary:

This didn't feel like a Slayer dream or even some kind of a vision. Delusion. Nightmare! It felt real. Surreal but... real. Just what was happening here? She had a terrible feeling that Willow had been right, and they shouldn't have used that spell. Just her luck to be trapped inside someone that wasn't herself for the second day in a row!
And WHY did it have to be SPIKE? 

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Buffy, Drusilla, Giles, Spike, Willow, Willy the Snitch
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,822 Hit Count: 1,872 ePub Downloads: 22
Published: October 31, 2020 Updated: November 28, 2020
Summary: Spike resorts to poetry again. Another installment in the 'I'm a Poet and I... am man enough to admit it' series. A Shakespearean form sonnet.
Series: I'm a Poet and I... am man enough to admit it
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 116 Hit Count: 169 ePub Downloads: 12
Published: April 16, 2019 Updated: April 16, 2019
Summary: Buffy is with Spike, and he's breaching her defences... But she doesn't let him in for long.
Categories: Season 6, Missing Scene, Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: POV
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,142 Hit Count: 317 ePub Downloads: 15
Published: March 23, 2019 Updated: March 23, 2019
Summary: Buffy is feeling down about all of this Career Fair business. She would love to have a chance to just be a normal girl spending time with a normal boy. Finding a gift from her beau and with Willow's help, she finds a way to take a vacation from her real life for a while, to sometime when her admirer was still a regular human. Will it be all that she envisioned?
This fic is an Elysian Fields 2020 Secret Santa gift for DarkEternity96. Congrats to you for getting Author of the Month this December. :) I hope I have created something that you will enjoy, love!
Categories: Season 2, Time Travel, Historical
Characters: Angel, Anne Pratt, Buffy, William, Willow
Genres: Historical, POV, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,322 Hit Count: 476 ePub Downloads: 24
Published: December 30, 2020 Updated: December 30, 2020
Summary: A brief history of Spuffy written to the tune of Spiderman. Seriously, utter and complete foolishness. It even goes off canon at the end, because I like happy endings.
Series: I'm a Poet and I... am man enough to admit it
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Post-Series, Crossover (AtS), Poetry, Song Fic
Characters: Buffy, Drusilla, Spike, The First Evil
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 323 Hit Count: 283 ePub Downloads: 10
Published: March 21, 2019 Updated: March 21, 2019
Summary: Buffy plans to swear off bad boys, but wonders if real love and passion have to go hand in hand with pain and fighting. When Willow's spell makes them realize they were made for each other, will the two "bad boys" in Buffy's life help her realize that bad boys can choose to be safe, and that love and passion doesn't have to hurt?
*Spike and Giles, sitting in a...*
Starts at the beginning of "Something Blue" (yes, another one) but goes totally off-canon very quickly.
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Giles, Riley Finn, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: None
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp), Spike/Other (Temp)
Challenges: Bad Boys
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,756 Hit Count: 408 ePub Downloads: 15
Published: April 30, 2019 Updated: April 30, 2019
Summary: William writes some words for the sweet Miss Anne (to be featured in Death and a Double Date). William level poetry - reader be warned! LOL
Series: I'm a Poet and I... am man enough to admit it
Categories: Poetry
Characters: William
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 92 Hit Count: 188 ePub Downloads: 12
Published: July 20, 2019 Updated: July 20, 2019
Summary: That Spike... He really enjoys his poetry. Wishful thinking on my part, of how his and Buffy's future may look. Another installment in the 'I'm a Poet and I... am man enough to admit it' series.
Series: I'm a Poet and I... am man enough to admit it
Categories: Post-Series, Poetry
Characters: Spike
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 83 Hit Count: 182 ePub Downloads: 11
Published: April 16, 2019 Updated: April 16, 2019