Penname: ClowniestLivEver
Real Name: Liv
Pronouns: Any
Location: Hell
Member Since: September 05, 2022
Last Active: November 29, 2023
Membership Status: Member
Skin: truce
Author

Hi! I'm Liv. Fanfiction, fanart, moodboards, and edits are my form of escapism, and right now Spuffy is my muse. In between the hell of high school I create things to keep from losing my mind.

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Stories by ClowniestLivEver
Abs of Tin by ClowniestLivEver [R] Likes: 9 Comments: 7
Summary: Buffy was always a curious girl.
Series: Bite-Sized Fics
Categories: Drabbles, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 849 Hit Count: 352 ePub Downloads: 4
Published: May 28, 2023 Updated: May 28, 2023
Aphantasia by ClowniestLivEver [R] Likes: 52 Comments: 18
Summary: Aphantasia: the inability to form mental images of objects that are not present.
Sunnydale is getting a shake-up. A new cop just rolled into town, Buffy's boyfriend left her, and, oh yeah, a predominantly demon-run business has been taken over by a human.
And not just any human either.
When Buffy and Giles are forced into a situation where they must protect the ones they maybe love, it turns out their newest enemy-former serial killer and current dream demon Freddy Krueger-has a history with Doctor Nancy Thompson, a psychology professor who singlehandedly defeated him on her own. And she's ready to do it again, no matter what it takes.
If only Ethan hadn't cast that stupid curse again and made it so any witch they knew was now their costume. Great.
Series: Horror-Verse
Categories: Season 4, Season 5, Between Seasons (any), Crossover (Books or TV shows outside Buffyverse), Challenge Response, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Giles, Ensemble, Ethan Rayne, Other
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, HEA/HFN, Horror, Queer Themes, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Gun Violence, Torture (Emotional/Psychological), Violence
Challenges: Spirit Halloween
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 45,098 Hit Count: 4,781 ePub Downloads: 37
Published: October 21, 2022 Updated: February 11, 2023
Awkward by ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 32 Comments: 15
Summary:  
Spike came to Sunnydale with hopes of killing the Slayer to win his dark princess back. That... didn't happen. After their first fight ended in an unexpected way, Buffy and Spike run into each other in the Bronze, wondering where to go next.
Categories: Episode Rewrite, Season 2, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Underage Sex, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 9,063 Hit Count: 740 ePub Downloads: 39
Published: October 10, 2023 Updated: October 10, 2023
Bloody Trousers by ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 16 Comments: 7
Summary: Spike knows how to cheer up his girl.
Series: Bite-Sized Fics
Categories: Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Erotica, Established Relationship, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Blood Play, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 701 Hit Count: 490 ePub Downloads: 9
Published: November 23, 2022 Updated: November 23, 2022
Boop Oop a Doop by ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 14 Comments: 5
Summary: Buffy goes searching for a demon, and runs into Spike. Pretty, clever vampire Spike.
Categories: Episode Rewrite, Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Erotica, HEA/HFN, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Cheating/Infidelity, Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,470 Hit Count: 316 ePub Downloads: 14
Published: July 12, 2023 Updated: July 12, 2023
Close Encounters by ClowniestLivEver [R] Likes: 23 Comments: 8
Summary: There's no telling what might happen with an enemy in your midst.
Series: Roleswap AU
, Series: Bite-Sized Fics
Categories: Season 2, Alternate Reality, Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Drusilla, William
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Human!Spike, Spike/Other (Temp), Vampire!Buffy
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,570 Hit Count: 1,345 ePub Downloads: 15
Published: December 21, 2022 Updated: December 21, 2022
Costume Party by ClowniestLivEver [PG] Likes: 10 Comments: 8
Summary: Buffy and Spike decide to dress up as a classy couple.
Categories: Artwork
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Artwork, Established Relationship, Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1 Hit Count: 697 ePub Downloads: 5
Published: December 15, 2022 Updated: December 15, 2022
Diamonds by ClowniestLivEver [R] Likes: 21 Comments: 14
Summary: New town, new me!
 
Single mother Buffy Summers has recently moved to Sunnydale from LA. It's cozy and creepy, as she comes to find out, and gets increasingly more dangerous for both her and her daughter. With a group of misfits at her side and an enigmatic vampire watching over her from the shadows, Buffy embraces her new role as the Slayer, the one woman in all the world destined to defeat the forces of evil.
Categories: Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Baby/Kid Fic
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Angel, Ben Wilkinson, Charles Gunn, Cordelia, Dawn, Ensemble, Glory, Kate Lockley, Oliver Pike, Robin Wood, Sunday, Tara, Wesley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Dramedy, Fighting, HEA/HFN, Humor, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Suicide, Character Death, Gun Violence, Mental Health Issues, Suicidal Ideation, Violence
Challenges: Mature Slayers (aka why is this stuff always about teenagers?) (Author's Choice)
Completed: No Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,039 Hit Count: 609 ePub Downloads: 5
Published: April 03, 2023 Updated: June 27, 2023
Empty by ClowniestLivEver [PG-13] Likes: 12 Comments: 6
Summary: Mornings are like mirrors; they're a time of reflection.
Series: Bite-Sized Fics
Categories: Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Established Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Mental Health Issues
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 300 Hit Count: 282 ePub Downloads: 2
Published: March 08, 2023 Updated: March 08, 2023
Exquisite Complications: Part 1 by yellowb, Kanita, JayeMaru, incendie, SzmattyCat, MillennialCryBaby, BewitchedXx, ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 66 Comments: 50
Summary:

It's a turvy-topsy world.
 

Banner artists, from left to right: BewitchedXx, Dynamite, and ClowniestLivEver

Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Artwork, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Fighting, Fix-It, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Seventh Annual Blessed-But-Not-Official-Elysian-Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 21,596 Hit Count: 1,503 ePub Downloads: 20
Published: April 27, 2023 Updated: June 09, 2023
Feed Me by ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 15 Comments: 9
Summary: Ten years ago, the Pratt family was murdered. Ten years ago, a succubus ran away from home. As the hellgod Glorificus comes closer to starting the apocalypse, a group comes together to stop her from doing so.
Categories: Alternate Reality, High Fantasy
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Dawn, Ensemble, Fred, Wesley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Fighting, HEA/HFN, Road Trip, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Human!Spike, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 14,329 Hit Count: 396 ePub Downloads: 5
Published: March 12, 2023 Updated: March 19, 2023
Feral by ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 25 Comments: 9
Summary: It's official: Buffy's got a thing for vampires.
Series: Bite-Sized Fics
Categories: Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Erotica, Established Relationship, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 877 Hit Count: 614 ePub Downloads: 11
Published: March 02, 2023 Updated: March 02, 2023
Flower Power by ClowniestLivEver [PG] Likes: 8 Comments: 6
Summary: Buffy, Chuck, and Spike meet a new friend.
Categories: Drabbles, Season 6, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Giles, Original Characters
Genres: Established Relationship, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Humor, Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 662 Hit Count: 124 ePub Downloads: 4
Published: July 14, 2023 Updated: July 14, 2023
Fragility by ClowniestLivEver [R] Likes: 33 Comments: 25
Summary: Spike and Buffy have nothing (too much) in common. Well, that's not true. Right now, they both hate the feelings they have towards one another, but for completely different reasons. While Spike is willing to go all in and give her the world, Buffy is still scared her heart is going to get broken again. But one night, the temptation is too much, and they sleep together.
Except it turns out Spike had a demon parasite living in him without his knowledge. And it got Buffy pregnant.
With an accelerated and dangerous pregnancy, Buffy's got less than a month before she officially becomes a mother, but luckily she's got the guy she just recently realized she loved on her side. Hellspawn or no, that kid is theirs, and no sort of prophecy is going to keep Slayer or vampire from loving them.
The only danger they'll be in is Spike spoiling them rotten.
Series: Gen-V Verse
Categories: Alternate Reality, Baby/Kid Fic
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Jenny Calendar, Original Characters, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, HEA/HFN, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Abortion, Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 17,662 Hit Count: 1,360 ePub Downloads: 17
Published: September 13, 2022 Updated: October 16, 2022
Frosty by ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 129 Comments: 64
Summary: Once upon a time, there was a mermaid and a scientist...
(Originally posted during SAD's Short and Spuffy as my second story for it, it just took me forever to crosspost)
Series: Ice Ice Baby
Categories: Alternate Reality, Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Cordelia, Dawn, Faith Lehane, Fred
Genres: Established Relationship, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Human!Spike, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,951 Hit Count: 1,496 ePub Downloads: 6
Published: May 20, 2023 Updated: May 29, 2023
Glass by ClowniestLivEver [G] Likes: 6 Comments: 4
Summary: A poem by William Pratt Spike.
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 502 Hit Count: 117 ePub Downloads: 6
Published: October 12, 2022 Updated: October 12, 2022
Gleaming by ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 25 Comments: 8
Summary: Buffy helps William out with his writing.
Series: Roleswap AU
, Series: Bite-Sized Fics
Categories: Season 3, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, William
Genres: Erotica, Established Relationship, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Human!Spike, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 889 Hit Count: 528 ePub Downloads: 14
Published: December 09, 2022 Updated: December 09, 2022
Group Chat of Champions by ClowniestLivEver [PG-13] Likes: 13 Comments: 9
Summary: A group project is not the end of the world. Unless Buffy and Spike are a part of it.
Categories: Alternate Reality, All Human
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Willow, Xander, Fred, Wesley
Genres: Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Humor, Lighthearted
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,404 Hit Count: 116 ePub Downloads: 1
Published: June 14, 2023 Updated: June 14, 2023
Happy Counter by ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 24 Comments: 9
Summary: Nobody knows how to celebrate a birthday like William "Spike" Pratt.
Categories: Alternate Reality, All Human
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Erotica, HEA/HFN, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Human!Spike, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,968 Hit Count: 458 ePub Downloads: 25
Published: January 19, 2023 Updated: January 19, 2023
Heat Source by ClowniestLivEver [R] Likes: 8 Comments: 5
Summary: Every road has its bumps. 
Series: Bite-Sized Fics
Categories: Drabbles, Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Established Relationship, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 402 Hit Count: 276 ePub Downloads: 6
Published: April 25, 2023 Updated: April 25, 2023
Hello, nurse! by ClowniestLivEver [PG-13] Likes: 17 Comments: 10
Summary: Get ready to wolf whistle at some Buffy!
Series: An Apple a Day
Categories: Artwork
Characters: Buffy
Genres: Artwork
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1 Hit Count: 345 ePub Downloads: 4
Published: February 13, 2023 Updated: February 13, 2023
I Dated My Sleep Paralysis Demon (Ask Me How!) by ClowniestLivEver [PG-13] Likes: 27 Comments: 14
Summary: Buffy wasn't really known for conventional relationships. (Aka, Buffy falls in love with a dream demon and he falls in love with her. Because of course.)
Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,937 Hit Count: 364 ePub Downloads: 11
Published: September 08, 2022 Updated: September 08, 2022
It's a Hard Knock Ice by ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 25 Comments: 10
Summary: Sometimes you just want to be part of someone's world.
 
Spike had spent his whole centuries-long existence feeling as if no one would ever love him. Merfolk had the connection of friends or mate(s). Unfortunately for Spike, he has neither. All he has is the mysterious woman on the surface, creating scrapes on the ice of a pond he's sent to watch over. Of course, when she falls through the ice one day, he ends up simply unable to stay away.
 
Buffy hates Christmas. She has to celebrate for the first time without her mom, and while her dad not being there isn't a surprise, her sister not being able to visit until January is. Of course, when she meets an amnesiac wandering around her street naked, she started to have a few hopes for this holiday season. At least it won't be boring for her.
 
Created for the 2022 Elysian Fields Secret Santa event!
Series: Ice Ice Baby
Categories: Alternate Reality, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Cordelia, Faith Lehane, Fred, William
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Human!Spike, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 14,115 Hit Count: 497 ePub Downloads: 30
Published: December 20, 2022 Updated: December 20, 2022
Madonna by ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 18 Comments: 9
Summary: A Buffy-fied rendition of Edvard Munch's Madonna.
Categories: NSFW Artwork
Characters: Buffy
Genres: Historical, NSFW Artwork
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2 Hit Count: 445 ePub Downloads: 5
Published: February 01, 2023 Updated: February 01, 2023
Matching Rings by ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 18 Comments: 5
Summary: Spike loves giving his girl prezzies.
Series: Bite-Sized Fics
Categories: Drabbles, Season 5, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Erotica, Established Relationship, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 289 Hit Count: 343 ePub Downloads: 8
Published: May 31, 2023 Updated: May 31, 2023
Neon by ClowniestLivEver [R] Likes: 240 Comments: 135
Summary: Sugar and Spike and everything demony. Buffy's life may be crazy, but at least she's got her new best friend, Kendra, to help her with the world saving. At least, until she dies for a minute. (and why does that keep happening?) Fighting off the forces of evil, protecting their loved ones, and getting their mentors together, these girls are gonna save the world.
Series: Sugar, Spice, and World Saveage
Categories: Season 2, Season 3, Between Seasons (any), Alternate Reality, Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Giles, Ensemble, Faith Lehane, Jenny Calendar, Kendra, Mr. Trick
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dramedy, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Lighthearted, Queer Themes, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Child Abuse, Sexual Situations, Underage Sex, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Word count: 10,245 Hit Count: 3,054 ePub Downloads: 17
Published: July 05, 2023 Updated: July 14, 2023
Our Gentle Sin by ClowniestLivEver [NC-17] Likes: 11 Comments: 3
Summary: If she was an instrument, he was a maestro.
 
Set between drabbles 15 and 16 of The DeSoto
Series: Take Me For a Ride
Categories: Alternate Reality, Missing Scene
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Erotica, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 3,017 Hit Count: 249 ePub Downloads: 11
Published: May 22, 2023 Updated: May 22, 2023
Puppetry by ClowniestLivEver [PG-13] Likes: 11 Comments: 7
Summary: Somehow, Angel being turned into a puppet is the least surprising thing that's happening to Buffy right now.
Categories: Post-Series, Crossover (AtS)
Characters: Angel, AtS Ensemble, Buffy, Fred, Lorne, Spike, Wesley, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Humor, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Mental Health Issues, Suicidal Ideation
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 3,153 Hit Count: 310 ePub Downloads: 5
Published: October 04, 2022 Updated: October 04, 2022
Roleswap Aesthetics by ClowniestLivEver [R] Likes: 13 Comments: 6
Summary: William and Buffy in this alternate universe.
Series: Roleswap AU
Categories: Artwork, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, William
Genres: Artwork, Romance
Warnings: Human!Spike, Vampire!Buffy
Challenges: Multiversal Masterpieces
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 3 Hit Count: 2,315 ePub Downloads: 8
Published: February 07, 2023 Updated: February 07, 2023
Ruby Slippers by ClowniestLivEver [G] Likes: 13 Comments: 6
Summary: Dawn's seriously gotta stop stealing stuff.
Categories: Between Seasons (any), Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Dawn
Genres: Established Relationship, Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,010 Hit Count: 229 ePub Downloads: 7
Published: January 28, 2023 Updated: January 28, 2023