Penname: simmony
Real Name: Sari
Pronouns: she/her
Location: that place between madness and perfect clarity
Member Since: July 08, 2020
Last Active: February 23, 2024
Membership Status: Member
Skin: celestial
Author

Hello there yay


My name is Sari and I'm technically too young to love BtVS.

I turned ten the year the show concluded if you want to do the calculations on my age. That also means I was absolutely old enough to binge-watch the entire show during the madness of quarantine in May 2020. I had three weeks of vacation time that I couldn't use to travel (as had been the original plan) so I had myself some tv therapy instead. 

I fell head over heels in love with the fandom, and a writer friend (I’d been writing OF since I learned my letters) suggested I channel that love into fanfic, to which I said NO WAY I’M A FAN VIDEO PERSON, then proceeded to write my first fic a month later (oops).

I lurked and only wrote the occasional event fic for the subsequent two years—until I joined the Discord in summer of 2022. Since then, I’ve been writing regularly again and I am loving it. I’m happy to have found a fandom home on EF and hope to be around for a long time.

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Summary: What was supposed to be a simple truth spell takes a dark turn when Buffy can suddenly read Spike’s feelings—and he hers.
Series: Soulbound
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Ensemble
Genres: Drama, HEA/HFN, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Suicidal Ideation, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,040 Hit Count: 4,597 ePub Downloads: 87
Published: August 04, 2023 Updated: September 01, 2023
Summary: Giles’ speech after a night of dates gone wrong works a little too well. The Scoobies go after what they want. Except for Buffy and Spike—right?
Series: Episode rewrites
Categories: Season 7, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Ensemble
Genres: Fix-It, HEA/HFN, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Buzzkill Giles in "First Date" (Author's Choice)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 12,711 Hit Count: 1,043 ePub Downloads: 58
Published: August 24, 2023 Updated: August 24, 2023
Summary: Spike is back in Sunnydale and making Buffy's life even more stressful than it already was. Not only has he abducted two of her best friends in a desperate attempt to win back his wacko girlfriend, he is also about to kill two other Scoobies, right in front of her. So Buffy does the first thing she can come up with to distract the evil vampire: She kisses him.
Series: Episode rewrites
Categories: Season 3, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Willow, Xander, Angel, Cordelia, Oz
Genres: Dramedy, Fighting, HEA/HFN, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Underage Sex
Challenges: Diversionary Tactics
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 14,796 Hit Count: 1,550 ePub Downloads: 74
Published: April 17, 2023 Updated: April 17, 2023
Summary: An early holiday gift from Willow sends a stressed-out Buffy and her vampire of a husband on a jolly ride through time.
Series: Canon-compliant
Categories: Post-Series, Time Travel, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Giles, Willow, Xander, Anya
Genres: Dramedy, Established Relationship, HEA/HFN, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 14,607 Hit Count: 862 ePub Downloads: 28
Published: December 18, 2022 Updated: December 18, 2022
Summary: It's Christmas Day 1999, and Buffy is determined to make up for the disaster that was Thanksgiving. Even the weather seems to be in her favor, ringing in the season with a freak snowstorm for the gang to frolic in. Only all of a sudden everyone starts to feel very horny, and Giles seems to think there is something nefarious going on, and why is Buffy horny for Spike of all people?
Series: The Snow Is (Allegedly) Evil
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Giles, Ensemble
Genres: Dramedy, Fighting, HEA/HFN, Porn w/ Plot, Romance, Under Magical Influence
Warnings: Adult Language, Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 14,472 Hit Count: 615 ePub Downloads: 30
Published: December 29, 2023 Updated: December 29, 2023
Summary: Spike tries everything to be what Buffy wants but that's tough when what she wants changes all the fucking time.

A one shot exploring the missing scenes of episode 6x15 As You Were.
Series: Canon-compliant
Categories: Season 6, Canon-Compliant, Missing Scene
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 6,168 Hit Count: 646 ePub Downloads: 15
Published: December 30, 2021 Updated: December 30, 2021
Summary: Buffy and Spike broke the bed. So of course Spike accompanies Buffy to IKEA to find a replacement. He might have an ulterior motive.
Series: The Snow Is (Allegedly) Evil
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: HEA/HFN, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 966 Hit Count: 404 ePub Downloads: 14
Published: January 01, 2024 Updated: January 01, 2024
Summary: Buffy is a high school senior whose biggest problem is anxiety over quitting her competitive sport of twelve years. A tragedy makes Spike decide to quit being the Council's henchman after decades at their mercy. A truce has enabled humanity and demonkind to live in relative peace for over a century.
All of these things are about to change.
Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Giles, Original Characters, Other
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, HEA/HFN, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 7,695 Hit Count: 174 ePub Downloads: 5
Published: October 24, 2023 Updated: October 24, 2023
Summary: Her counseling job at the new Sunnydale High School prompts some long-overdue revelations in Buffy about her relationship with Spike.
Series: Episode rewrites
Categories: Season 7, Episode Rewrite, Missing Scene
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Rona, Vi
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Fix-It, HEA/HFN
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 9,701 Hit Count: 1,031 ePub Downloads: 38
Published: February 13, 2023 Updated: February 13, 2023
Summary: The Potentials are sick of the lingering sexual tension between their Slayer trainer and her vampire sidekick, so they decide to take matters into their own hands and trap them in a crypt to talk it out. 
Series: Canon-compliant
Categories: Season 7, Canon-Compliant, Missing Scene
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 3,314 Hit Count: 1,364 ePub Downloads: 78
Published: October 03, 2020 Updated: October 03, 2020
Summary: Buffy is definitely going to tell Spike she needs to stop hanging out with him. Anytime now. Tomorrow night. Or maybe next week. And she will not, under any circumstances, ever dance with him. Right?
Series: Canon-compliant
Categories: Season 6, Canon-Compliant, Missing Scene
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,745 Hit Count: 1,102 ePub Downloads: 25
Published: December 27, 2020 Updated: December 27, 2020
Summary:

Spike comes back to Sunnydale with the goal of killing the Slayer who has ruined his life once and for all - and gets a little more than he bargained for.

Categories: Season 3, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Ensemble
Genres: Drama, HEA/HFN, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Author's choice
Completed: No Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Word count: 125,816 Hit Count: 9,441 ePub Downloads: 110
Published: April 19, 2023 Updated: February 15, 2024
Summary: Post-series Buffy and Spike trying to figure their shit out, the long way around.
Series: Canon-compliant
Categories: Post-Series, Canon-Compliant, Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, HEA/HFN, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,500 Hit Count: 6,805 ePub Downloads: 18
Published: July 02, 2023 Updated: July 21, 2023
Summary: Buffy and Spike are halfway across the Atlantic, on their way to Europe for a pre-wedding honeymoon, when Willow's Will Be Done spell breaks. What is a Slayer supposed to do when she's stuck on vacation with the vampire she definitely doesn't want to marry anymore?
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite, Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, HEA/HFN, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 6,561 Hit Count: 2,280 ePub Downloads: 37
Published: July 22, 2023 Updated: July 30, 2023
Summary: Post-Series. After a disastrous date, Buffy goes patrolling as a means of distracting herself when her Slayer senses pick up on a vampire that seems to be watching her. 
Series: Canon-compliant
Categories: Post-Series, Canon-Compliant
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Original Characters
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fighting, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 18,530 Hit Count: 5,408 ePub Downloads: 108
Published: July 29, 2020 Updated: September 17, 2020
Summary: Grieving the vampire who died to save her sister hits harder than expected—especially when Buffy’s recurring dream is probably also Spike’s designated hell dimension.
Categories: Season 5, Between Seasons (any), Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 18,822 Hit Count: 2,053 ePub Downloads: 57
Published: November 26, 2023 Updated: November 30, 2023