Penname: MillennialCryBaby
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Location: Canada
Member Since: March 14, 2021
Last Active: February 24, 2024
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Intersectional feminist. Cat lover. Writer of too many porch scenes 

Former lurker but stepped onto the other side and loving it. Always down to chat meta and critical analysis so feel free to DM me.

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Summary: It’s the end of the world and they have a hell god hot on their heels. Is it too soon to be thinking about what might happen after?
Categories: Season 5, Missing Scene
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,420 Hit Count: 506 ePub Downloads: 13
Published: October 13, 2023 Updated: October 13, 2023
Summary: Half of her is bathed in sunlight and all of him is in shadow.
Smut with feelings.
Series: Porch Lights
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Erotica, HEA/HFN, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,303 Hit Count: 638 ePub Downloads: 19
Published: February 05, 2023 Updated: February 05, 2023
Summary: The world was ending and Spike was on her porch ready to fight—again.
Series: Porch Lights
Categories: Post-Series, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: HEA/HFN
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,566 Hit Count: 1,103 ePub Downloads: 19
Published: December 10, 2022 Updated: December 10, 2022
Summary: Spike's been called a lot of things since he met Buffy.
 
Written for the Elysian Fields ‘Called Challenge'.
Categories: Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Post-Series, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: HEA/HFN, Resurrection
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,875 Hit Count: 1,444 ePub Downloads: 34
Published: October 25, 2021 Updated: October 25, 2021
Summary:

It's a turvy-topsy world.
 

Banner artists, from left to right: BewitchedXx, Dynamite, and ClowniestLivEver

Series: The Exquisite Universe
Categories: Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Artwork, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Fighting, Fix-It, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: The Seventh Annual Blessed-But-Not-Official-Elysian-Fields Exquisite Corpse Challenge!
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 21,596 Hit Count: 1,591 ePub Downloads: 20
Published: April 27, 2023 Updated: June 09, 2023
Summary: The fact that Buffy kept finding herself in these situations with Spike was all just a series of flukes.
Smut in drabble form.
Categories: Season 5, Drabbles
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 500 Hit Count: 1,684 ePub Downloads: 12
Published: July 27, 2023 Updated: July 31, 2023
Summary: It started off as most of Willow’s spells did—with good intentions. And as with all the ones that came before, it ended with some weird consequences.
This time, "consequences" meant Spike was now in control of Buffy's pleasure. She was going to kill him...but maybe she'd get some satisfaction first.
Series: Hands Off
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Erotica, HEA/HFN, Lighthearted, Porn w/o Plot, Under Magical Influence
Warnings: Adult Language, Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 11,153 Hit Count: 1,604 ePub Downloads: 62
Published: February 13, 2023 Updated: February 13, 2023
Summary: She knew it wasn’t entirely responsible to get high with a vampire in her backyard. But her house was filled with loud potential slayers and he was looking at her with that head tilt. Didn't she deserve to catch her breath once in a while? 
Season 7 fix-it fluff with smut and a little bit of introspective angst.
Categories: Season 7
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: HEA/HFN, Romance
Warnings: Substance Use/Addiction, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 37,816 Hit Count: 9,785 ePub Downloads: 146
Published: May 07, 2021 Updated: May 31, 2021
Summary: As he fell to his knees, Spike even had the arrogance to hold his pointer finger up to his lips as if to say: shh, love—don't draw attention.

A smutty take on "Hush".
Series: Hush Now
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Lighthearted, Porn w/o Plot, Under Magical Influence
Warnings: Adult Language, Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,070 Hit Count: 1,679 ePub Downloads: 46
Published: November 22, 2022 Updated: November 22, 2022
Summary: How long had Spike been gone? 147 days. 148 at midnight. Except maybe today won't count?
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Ethan Rayne, Spike
Genres: HEA/HFN, Resurrection, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 18,675 Hit Count: 6,017 ePub Downloads: 114
Published: July 05, 2021 Updated: August 07, 2021
Summary: When you're stupidly in love, you find time for the romance. Even between apocalypses.
A series of seven softer Spuffy moments depicted through vector illustrations.
Categories: Artwork
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Artwork, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 72 Hit Count: 3,768 ePub Downloads: 7
Published: September 19, 2022 Updated: October 16, 2022
Summary: Angel had no idea how he got here, but what was one night for old time's sake?

Established Spuffy and well...Angel just can't stay away from these two.
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Angel
Genres: Erotica, Established Relationship, Porn w/o Plot, Queer Themes
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Threesome(s)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 9,320 Hit Count: 359 ePub Downloads: 24
Published: December 13, 2023 Updated: December 13, 2023
Summary: Spike was starting to get antsy about the post. Random parcels had been messing with his unlife in all kinds of different ways of late: ressurecting him, making him corporeal. What could this one do to him?

But the handwriting on the label made him pause—h
e could sense her in every drop of ink. What could she possibly be mailing him?
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Spike
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,378 Hit Count: 968 ePub Downloads: 20
Published: September 04, 2022 Updated: September 04, 2022
Summary: They had to stop meeting like this.
Series: Porch Lights
Categories: Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Post-Series, Canon-Compliant, Missing Scene
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: HEA/HFN, Romance
Warnings: Mental Health Issues, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 12,708 Hit Count: 3,741 ePub Downloads: 55
Published: July 04, 2022 Updated: August 03, 2022
Summary: No one in town has a voice but the two of them have found their own way to communicate. Sequel to Hush Now.
Series: Hush Now
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: HEA/HFN, Lighthearted, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 6,643 Hit Count: 725 ePub Downloads: 22
Published: November 12, 2023 Updated: November 12, 2023
Summary: In retrospect, it was silly for Buffy to think that Christmas shopping on the Hellmouth could be easy. Now, Christmas shopping on the Hellmouth with Spike? Of course things went weird.
A Secret Santa gift for the_big_bad
Categories: Season 5, Time Travel, Historical
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: HEA/HFN, Lighthearted
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,043 Hit Count: 837 ePub Downloads: 41
Published: December 22, 2022 Updated: December 22, 2022
Summary: Post-resurrection life was exhausting. Who could blame Buffy for finding rest where she could?
Sometimes I wonder when you sleep—are you ever dreaming of me?
Categories: Season 6, Canon-Compliant
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Suicidal Ideation
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,220 Hit Count: 599 ePub Downloads: 15
Published: August 06, 2023 Updated: August 06, 2023
Summary: Sometimes the best parts of waking up on Christmas morning are not the presents under the tree.
This fic is an Elysian Fields 2021 Secret Santa gift for Yummysushi17.
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Erotica, Established Relationship, HEA/HFN, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 3,824 Hit Count: 1,159 ePub Downloads: 27
Published: December 19, 2021 Updated: December 19, 2021
Summary: Why did Buffy think that Spike was just going to forget he could have a little fun with her from a distance? This time she was going to level the playing field.
Sequel to Hands Off.
Series: Hands Off
Categories: Season 5
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Erotica, Established Relationship, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Lighthearted, Porn w/o Plot, Under Magical Influence
Warnings: Adult Language, Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,121 Hit Count: 493 ePub Downloads: 26
Published: October 31, 2023 Updated: October 31, 2023
Summary:

Buffy knew there was a chance Spike could take her out one day. She just thought it would be more death than date.

aka: As You Were ends a bit differently.

Categories: Season 6
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fix-It, Road Trip, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,013 Hit Count: 511 ePub Downloads: 3
Published: October 17, 2022 Updated: October 17, 2022
Summary: The last time you felt free, was when none of that mattered 'cause you were with me.
A few hours ago, Buffy watched Spike die closing the Hellmouth. So how did she find herself kissing him three years prior?
Categories: Season 4, Season 7, Post-Series, Challenge Response, Time Travel
Characters: None
Genres: Fix-It, HEA/HFN
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: "Something Blue" Time Travel (Author's Choice of Name)
Completed: No Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,491 Hit Count: 2,551 ePub Downloads: 17
Published: April 25, 2022 Updated: August 13, 2022
Summary: The spell might have worn off before they found a chapel, but its aftermath is stuck with them as they wait out the sun in Vegas.
A Secret Santa gift for Bewildered.
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Road Trip, Under Magical Influence
Warnings: Dubious Consent, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 10,859 Hit Count: 823 ePub Downloads: 44
Published: December 12, 2023 Updated: December 12, 2023
Summary: Buffy wakes up alone in bed during "Into The Woods". What happens when she reaches out to the best bloodhound in town for help finding her missing boyfriend?

*New banner alert! Same fic—different art.
Categories: Season 5, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Road Trip, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges: Out of the Woods
Completed: No Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Word count: 64,436 Hit Count: 16,649 ePub Downloads: 135
Published: August 09, 2021 Updated: June 28, 2023