Whatever you want to call it. by killjoy +31
Responses: 3
Categories: Crossover (AtS)
Characters: Ensemble
Summary:

What if when Angel and Spike were arguing about Buffy......in Angel's office or somewhere.....Angel has a voice activated phone. 

Angel refuses to give out Buffy's number to Spike and says something like "....ohh like you just won't call Buffy and rush off too her!!!"

Angel's phone picks up the "call Buffy" part and does just that!!

Now Buffy picks up her phone and can hear the whole argument. Only problem is the two vamps are so busy arguing that don't realize she's on the other end listening to everything they say.

Bonus points if the other Scoobies are there and it gets put on speakerphone for all to hear.

"Ohhh I wish I had some popcorn with this!" Xander exclaimed loudly.

"SHHHH!" everyone hissed at him.



Summary: Wolfram and Hart replace the telephones of all employees.  Including Angel, who is too busy mocking Spike to realize the new phone can be voice activated.  “You think I’m going to pick up the phone,” which he did, something inside him delighting in how the younger vampire’s eyes followed the movement, hawklike and wistful, “and just,” he shrugged, holding the receiver a few inches above the cradle, “call Buffy.  For you?”
The new telephone dutifully calls the only Buffy in his contacts.  A few short seconds later, the phone in the Slayer's office starts to ring.  And Angel thought his unlife was rough before....
 
Written for the Elysian Fields Challenge Month 2023 (even though I swore I would only work on my unfinished stories).

Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: Harmony99
Categories: Post-Series, Crossover (AtS), Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Giles, Willow, Xander, Angel, Dawn, Fred
Genres: Dramedy, Fix-It, HEA/HFN, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Suicidal Ideation, Torture (Emotional/Psychological), Torture (Physical), Violence
Challenges: Whatever you want to call it.
Event: April Challenge 2023
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 28,120 Hit Count: 13,059 ePub Downloads: 196
Published: April 28, 2023 Updated: May 12, 2023
Summary: Angel f*cks up, and Buffy has something to say about it.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: bewildered, Holly
Artists: None
Categories: Post-Series, Crossover (AtS), Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Angel
Genres: Angst, Fighting, Fix-It, HEA/HFN, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges: Whatever you want to call it.
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,854 Hit Count: 1,277 ePub Downloads: 29
Published: June 04, 2023 Updated: June 04, 2023
Summary: Oh technology with its confusing buttons, but what the heck is a voice command?
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: cawthraven
Artists: MillennialCryBaby
Categories: Post-Series, Crossover (AtS)
Characters: Buffy, Spike, Willow, Xander, Angel, Dawn, Fred
Genres: Fix-It, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Lighthearted, Resurrection
Warnings: Adult Language
Challenges: Whatever you want to call it.
Event: April Challenge Month 2024
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,689 Hit Count: 800 ePub Downloads: 29
Published: April 30, 2024 Updated: April 30, 2024