Penname: untouchable
Real Name: Callie
Pronouns:
Location:
Member Since: June 13, 2013
Last Active: August 24, 2023
Membership Status: Member
Skin: big bads
Author

Grad student. Writer. Bagel enthusiast. 

  Stories (12)    Series (1)    Challenges (2)    Comments (95)    Favorites (39)    Awards (11)    Statistics  
 
 
Stories by untouchable
Past Featured StoryBlue Moon by untouchable [NC-17] Likes: 636 Comments: 316
Summary: Things go a little differently during Something Blue. After sharing an intimate encounter with Spike during the Will Be Done spell, Buffy finds it difficult to get back to normal. And being kidnapped by the Initiative certainly doesn’t help.
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Claim
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Humor, Romance, Under Magical Influence
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Word count: 41,708 Hit Count: 24,837 ePub Downloads: 233
Published: April 10, 2019 Updated: August 23, 2021
Claw Marks by untouchable [NC-17] Likes: 123 Comments: 68
Summary: Set after S2. Buffy never returns to Sunnydale. She stays in Los Angeles as Anne, working at the diner and running from her past until, one night, her past runs into her. Can two desperate broken-hearted people find some relief in the arms of one another, or will Buffy and Spike just tear each other apart?
Series: Glitter and Blood Universe
Categories: Season 2, Season 3, Alternate Reality, Song Fic
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,373 Hit Count: 5,109 ePub Downloads: 94
Published: July 27, 2018 Updated: July 30, 2018
Crushed by untouchable [G] Likes: 26 Comments: 15
Summary: A rising star from a new hit TV show, Buffy admits her celebrity crush is none other than William 'Spike' Pratt. When he signs on to be the villian in the second season, sparks fly.
Categories: All Human
Characters: Andrew Wells, Buffy, Jonathan Levinson, Spike, Warren Mears
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Lighthearted
Warnings: Human!Spike
Challenges: More Than A Crush
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 747 Hit Count: 1,243 ePub Downloads: 26
Published: April 30, 2019 Updated: April 30, 2019
Past Featured StoryDark Horizon by untouchable [NC-17] Likes: 62 Comments: 33
Summary: Modern AU. Buffy Summers is just a normal college girl until Spike turns up as a ghost. Not everything is as it seems.
Banner by the endlessly talented OffYourBird!
Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 7,248 Hit Count: 1,417 ePub Downloads: 19
Published: August 12, 2020 Updated: November 05, 2020
Field of Hopes and Fears by untouchable [R] Likes: 113 Comments: 55
Summary: In 1876, Buffy Summers finds herself working as a housemaid for the Pratt family. Years go by and she becomes the Slayer, yet is unable to prevent the mysterious disappearance of William Pratt. In 1888, Jack the Ripper begins terrorizing London and, when Buffy is sent to investigate, she comes face to face with a vampire wearing a familiar face, one she thought she’d never see again. 
**Gorgeous banner is by Dirtyaim!**
Categories: Alternate Reality, Historical
Characters: Anne Pratt, Buffy, Ensemble, Spike, William
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, HEA/HFN, Historical, Mystery, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Rape, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 14,652 Hit Count: 3,695 ePub Downloads: 50
Published: July 11, 2021 Updated: April 15, 2022
Ghostly by untouchable [NC-17] Likes: 68 Comments: 25
Summary: Six months after Sunnydale collapses, a grieving Buffy is startled to find Spike, feral and without any idea who she is, in her backyard. Is he real? Or just another ghost? This is a Secret Santa fic for Eurydice.
Categories: Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Original Characters, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, HEA/HFN, Hurt/Comfort, Resurrection, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,192 Hit Count: 1,264 ePub Downloads: 51
Published: December 31, 2021 Updated: December 31, 2021
Glitter and Blood by untouchable [PG-13] Likes: 32 Comments: 15
Summary: During "School Hard," Buffy catches Spike watching her dance. 
Series: Glitter and Blood Universe
Categories: Season 2, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 876 Hit Count: 1,397 ePub Downloads: 31
Published: July 10, 2018 Updated: July 10, 2018
Older and Farther Away by untouchable [R] Likes: 175 Comments: 99
Summary: What if the monks had given Dawn to Spike? It’s two years after the ordeal with Acathla and Buffy never left LA to come back to Sunnydale. She’s lived for years waiting tables as Anne, numb but surviving, until an advertisement for a nanny job forces her to confront her past in the form of one annoying vampire and a TV-obsessed little girl.
Created for the Elysian Fields Called Challenge. Banner made by Dusty.
Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Glory, Original Characters, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Mental Health Issues, Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,737 Hit Count: 3,532 ePub Downloads: 26
Published: October 08, 2021 Updated: September 07, 2022
Star Power by untouchable [NC-17] Likes: 68 Comments: 41
Summary: Spike is a struggling actor. Buffy is just plain struggling. When a shampoo commercial makes Buffy realize her feelings for Spike, she has to figure out what to do all while living with him as a roommate in a tiny LA apartment. Are they just friends? Or can they be more? 
Categories: Alternate Reality, All Human
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Human!Spike, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Challenges: Whatever you want to call it
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 7,798 Hit Count: 2,361 ePub Downloads: 69
Published: April 06, 2020 Updated: October 23, 2021
Stolen Dance by untouchable [R] Likes: 81 Comments: 43
Summary: Buffy and Spike are pulled into an alternate reality where he’s a human and she’s a vampire. One where they’re apparently dating. In a world where everything is wonky and upside down, Buffy begins to see things clearly.
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Giles, Joyce, Oz, Riley Finn, Spike, Willow
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Human!Spike, Sexual Situations, Vampire!Buffy
Completed: No Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 10,113 Hit Count: 3,216 ePub Downloads: 44
Published: August 12, 2018 Updated: December 25, 2018
The Nightmare Before Christmas by untouchable [PG-13] Likes: 41 Comments: 18
Summary: Chaos ensues when a spell forces Spike and Buffy to spend Christmas Eve together. (Secret Santa gift to Eurydice!)
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Hank Summers, Joyce, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fluffy/Comedy, Hurt/Comfort, Lighthearted
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,238 Hit Count: 1,046 ePub Downloads: 41
Published: December 16, 2020 Updated: December 16, 2020
The Space Between by untouchable [PG-13] Likes: 74 Comments: 36
Summary: Instead of taking Psych 101 with Willow, Buffy decides to take a poetry class instead.
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,988 Hit Count: 3,142 ePub Downloads: 49
Published: December 25, 2019 Updated: January 05, 2020