Whatever you want to call it by killjoy +14
Responses: 1
Categories: None
Characters: Ensemble
Summary:

Before the season 6 sex capades

What if instead of fast food Buffy got a job as a phone sex worker at a new establishment in Sunnydale?

Lonely and hard up(intended or unintended pun is up to you) Spike decides to give the number a shot.

Just her luck Spike's call gets routed to Buffy's spot. Buffy instantly recognizes Spike's voice and is mortified. She takes on a different accent to hide who she is. 

They get down to the phone sex and much to their shock both get off on it. I see Buffy quickly hanging up lol. 

Spike calls back every day asking for Buffy's work name. Each call gets more and more sexual. 

Of course seeing Spike in person is not helping Buffy any!



Summary: This fic is in response to killjoy's most excellent challenge:  What if instead of fast food Buffy got a job as a phone sex worker at a new establishment in Sunnydale?  
Me being me, I couldn't make this easy devil  but I hope this little story did some justice to the request.  I definitely had a blast writing it!
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Amy Madison, Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Spike, Tara, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Dramedy, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations
Challenges: Whatever you want to call it
Event: 2020 Challenge Month
Completed: Yes Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Word count: 159,614 Hit Count: 37,404 ePub Downloads: 558
Published: April 24, 2020 Updated: March 12, 2021