"What are you doin', Slayer?" 

"Stake bait," she answered, doing a high kick that gave him a flash of underwear under her short skirt. 

"Yeah," he agreed, before pausing in his leer. "Wait. Run that by me again?" 

Buffy rolled her eyes. "Like jail bait, only with vamps instead of criminals, and a dusty ending instead of prison. What's not to get?" 

He couldn't answer, distracted as he was by her cartwheel. 

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Spike runs into a scantily clad Buffy trying out an interesting new patrolling technique. Feeling deeply unsatisfied with Riley, she's hoping her Vampire doesn't take too long to figure out he's the only one she really wants to entrap.