Story Notes: Thanks to Yellowb, Twinkles, and Niamh for beta reading, Sandy_S for giving this a deep set of edits, and Petra, Kelasparmak, and Andtheyfightcrime for holding me accountable. Title and summary come from "Tiger Teeth" by Walk The Moon.
 
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