Summary: The Scoobies are sent on a road trip by the Watcher's Council to retrieve seven portal keys that access Abaddon's abyss and encounter a few slight problems along the way.

Categories: Season 5, Alternate Reality
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Parody, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 13
Word count: 19,798 Hit Count: 8,788 ePub Downloads: 128
Published: February 11, 2008 Updated: February 16, 2008


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1. Chapter 1-We've Only Just Begun and We're Already Screwed by Winsomeone - Likes: 5 Comments: 4 Word Count: 1,642 Hit Count: 1,086
This is a comedy/ light drama road picture with a twist. An homage to Bob Hope, Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour, idols of my childhood. The locations, other than state names are either completely of my own invention or changed to suit the story. As always, thanks to EnigmaticBlues, my beta extraordinaire.

2. Chapter 2-All You Can Eat Diners by Winsomeone - Likes: 4 Comments: 1 Word Count: 1,094 Hit Count: 695

3. Chapter 3-Outstanding in Their Field by Winsomeone - Likes: 4 Comments: 1 Word Count: 1,015 Hit Count: 689

4. Chapter 4-Alfred's Place of Rest by Winsomeone - Likes: 4 Comments: 1 Word Count: 1,279 Hit Count: 660

5. Chapter 5-Puffy Clouds of Confusion by Winsomeone - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 1,346 Hit Count: 665

6. Chapter 6-Antiquities, Pyrotechnics, and Demons, oh my by Winsomeone - Likes: 4 Comments: 3 Word Count: 1,448 Hit Count: 661

7. Chapter 7-Changes In Attitudes by Winsomeone - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 1,812 Hit Count: 610
This is a screwball comedy/light drama road story with a twist.

8. Chapter 8-Even Ripley Wouldn't Believe It by Winsomeone - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 1,058 Hit Count: 611

9. Chapter 9-Over the River and Too Deep In The Woods by Winsomeone - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 1,024 Hit Count: 665

10. Chapter 10-Opposites Are Not Attractive by Winsomeone - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 1,562 Hit Count: 597

11. Chapter 11-The Road Less Traveled Always Has Poison Oak by Winsomeone - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 2,190 Hit Count: 617

12. Chapter 12-Once More Into The Breach by Winsomeone - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 1,294 Hit Count: 593

13. Chapter 13-What A Long Strange Trip It's Been by Winsomeone - Likes: 11 Comments: 7 Word Count: 3,034 Hit Count: 639