Penname: speakr2customrs
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Member Since: November 19, 2006
Last Active: April 27, 2024
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Summary: The Buffyverse characters dwell in 17th century Japan. Gilbert and Sullivan meets Samurai movies meets - Paddington Bear? Parody, bad haiku, and martial arts in something loosely resembling BtVS S2. Very loosely.  Possibly the craziest Buffyverse story ever written, even more so than 'I Am The Walrus', rivalled only by 'Savage Beauty' - which I will be posting here in the near future.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 2, Crossover (Books or TV shows outside Buffyverse), Alternate Reality, Historical, All Human
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Historical, Humor, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp), Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Word count: 43,273 Hit Count: 429 ePub Downloads: 11
Published: March 31, 2024 Updated: March 31, 2024
Summary: The Monks decide not to use a human form as camouflage for The Key and they send it to Buffy in a completely different guise. There is no Dawn.

This was written as a response to a challenge so outrageous that I’m the only person who has ever attempted it. The challenge conditions can be seen at the end of the story. It first appeared two years ago but I have completely rewritten it for this posting. 16,650 words in two chapters.
Winner for Best Challenge Response at Love's Last Glimpse Awards Round 18.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 5, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite, Award Winners
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 16,302 Hit Count: 2,915 ePub Downloads: 97
Published: November 19, 2006 Updated: November 19, 2006
Summary: At the completion of his trials in Africa, Spike is offered an alternative to a soul; a second chance. The cave demon sends him back in time 3 years - but wipes his memory of the intervening time! Will the same things happen all over again - or will it work out a little differently? Could this be a second chance not only for Spike, but for Buffy and the Scooby Gang? In a world in which “Kick the Spike” is a game more dangerous than juggling with nitro-glycerine, can they learn to respect the vampire and avoid the mistakes they made first time round? Or will entirely new mistakes lead them to a different but equally catastrophic destination?
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 4, Season 6, Crossover (AtS), Alternate Reality, Time Travel
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Rape (Actual), Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Word count: 146,463 Hit Count: 49,406 ePub Downloads: 876
Published: November 20, 2006 Updated: November 20, 2006