“You’re wearing a dress,” he stated. 
 

“Wow,” she muttered, resuming her tug of war with the tree branch intersected by spider brain. “It never fails to amaze me how you’re capable of noticing one whole thing at a time. To reiterate; go away.” 
 

“Did you forget we fly, Slayer?” he asked, and out of the corner of her eye she saw him tilt his head towards the tree trunk, crossing his arms as he leaned against it. “...I can see right up your skirt.”

A Spike and Buffy Fairy AU.