Garlic-tose intolerant (or Author's Choice...please) by Irandamay +5

Responses: 2
Categories: Drabbles, Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Spike, Willow
Summary:

Calling all Crack!fic writers! 

So I saw this tweet that said 'Y’all think there are vampires that eat garlic even tho they’re not supposed to? Like lactose intolerant people who refuse to give up cheese' and my first thought was Spike would totally be That Vamp. So basically I am asking for a drabble that incorporates this concept and…

Must Have:

Buffy and Dawn trying to convince Spike that eating that garlic-y dish is a mistake (banter! teasing! common-sense!)

Spike pulls his ‘I am the Big Bad’ schtick and eats it anyway (charming arrogance! Hubris!)

The Aftermath (how much deader can spike look?)

This is also a fun opportunity to see what garlic actually does to vamps in btvs. We've seen it used as a prop but never in action. 

Optional

Buffy and Dawn have Willow make a Vampire Lactaid for garlic as a gift (spike gets a little emotional) 

 

 

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