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Summary: Spike and Buffy. Fascinated by each other. Version #3484.
What happens Saturday? Buffy's going to kill him.
Big Bad Buffy. Bad boy Slayer. She thinks he's nummy. He thinks he might have a death wish after all.
A meandering AU tale for Sunalso's craziest premise challenge.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Darla, Dawn, Drusilla, Other, Riley Finn, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: April Fools
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1
Word count: 12,113 Hit Count: 1,879 ePub Downloads: 85
Published: March 31, 2016 Updated: March 31, 2016

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Story Notes: Written for Sunalso's April Fool's Day challenge. This isn't really in the spirit of April Fool's Day. More like, it was the craziest premise I could come up with one day.
Extremely AU. Wasn't sure which other warnings to add. I considered putting a VampireBuffy warning, but didn't. I don't like vampire Buffy stories because Buffy's goodness gets destroyed. For the purposes of this tale, Buffy starts out as a vampire character, much like Spike in canon came into the show as a vampire.
If anyone's still with me after that, I hope you enjoy! Beta'd by Gaia_VoidMother. I added more after her last look through so any and all mistakes fall on my shoulders XD
I own nothing. Title borrowed from Lewis Carroll.

1. Chapter 1 by FlightsofFancy - Likes: 34 Comments: 23 Word Count: 12,113 Hit Count: 1,879 Published: March 31, 2016

Gets a bit dark in the middle, but no darker than the show, I'd say. Sex and death wish mixing ahead.