Penname: theblueeyedvampire
Real Name: Liz
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Member Since: January 12, 2014
Last Active: April 01, 2020
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THE EVIL BITCH MONSTER OF CLIFFHANGERS. ;-)

[Formerly known as AGriffinWriter, in case it's confusing.]

Greetings, gentle viewers/readers. I got obsessed with Buffy in December 2012 and have been writing fanfic and drooling over Spike ever since. I'm an environmental engineer... essentially I design systems that turn crap into clean water and fertilizer. I drink far too much coffee for someone of my size, I like kickboxing and yoga, and I'm an avid fan of The Dresden Files. I'm also a huge fan of Dollhouse, Elementary, Firefly, and Leverage.

If you ever want to suggest challenges, make requests, or just talk, feel free to message me. I don't bite (that's Spike's job, and he does it so deliciously well). You can also hit me up on tumblr with any prompts you can think of (agentsofsunnydale)!

Best New Author (runner-up): Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards, Round 28. Best Author (runner-up): SunnyD Awards, Round 30

"Five Words or Less" - Best Unfinished Fic (runner-up), SunnyD Awards, Round 28; also nominated in SunnyD Awards, Round 29 - for Best Episode Re-Write, Best Pairing (Conventional), Best Plot, and Best Romance (won).

"Enemy's Heartstrings" - won Best Angst - Spuffy and Best Male Characterization (for Spike), SunnyD Awards, Round 31; also Best Alternate Universe (runner-up)

"Chosen for More" - won Best Post-Series Fic in the SunnyD Awards, Round 31.

PLEASE DO NOT POST MY STORIES ON ANY OTHER SITES WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.

Favorite quotes:

“There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fanfiction'" - Joss Whedon.

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel must be intolerably stupid." - Jane Austen

"I write because it gives me the greatest possible artistic pleasure to write. If my work pleases the few I am gratified. As for the mob, I have no desire to be a popular novelist. It is far too easy." - Oscar Wilde

"The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what 'fiction' means." - The Importance of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde

  Stories (17)    Series (1)    Challenges (1)    Comments (520)    Favorites (42)    Awards (13)    Statistics     Artist Credits (1) 
 
 
Stories by theblueeyedvampire
Behind the Masks by theblueeyedvampire [NC-17] Likes: 155 Comments: 97
Summary: Summary: Just when Buffy’s week can’t get any worse – studying for the SATs, practically under house arrest, and peddling candy for the school band – Spike, the bleached menace, waltzes back into her life. How can she handle babysitting a lovelorn vampire on top of everything else, particularly when all the adults in Sunnydale start behaving… strangely? A “Band Candy” AU written for the Elysian Fields ‘Artistic Anniversary Challenge’. Banner #38 by Wonder and Ashes. Will also incorporate knightowl’s Feral Shower Spike challenge.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 3, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Ethan Rayne, Faith Lehane, Giles, Joyce, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: Feral shower Spike.
Event: Artistic Anniversary Challenge 2016
Completed: No Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 9,725 Hit Count: 5,645 ePub Downloads: 88
Published: October 04, 2016 Updated: January 24, 2018
Better Than a Deathwish by theblueeyedvampire [NC-17] Likes: 47 Comments: 43
Summary: Sequel to 'Better Than Killing a Slayer'. Buffy discovers Riley's unfaithfulness and turns to a certain dance partner for a bit of cold comfort. Starts during “Into the Woods” and goes AU from there. Rating is for sexual content, adult language, and violence.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: Better Than... Series
Categories: Song-Inspired, Season 5, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Riley Finn, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fighting, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Fetish, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,911 Hit Count: 1,798 ePub Downloads: 77
Published: April 27, 2015 Updated: April 27, 2015
Better Than Killing a Slayer by theblueeyedvampire [PG-13] Likes: 43 Comments: 28
Summary: Season Five one-shot. Slightly inspired by a less than pleasant dance I experienced, when I wish there’d been a Spike to sweep me away. Some Riley bashing. I was in need of some cathartic Spuffy angst… which ended up getting rather steamy. Takes place sometime between “Fool for Love” and “Into the Woods”. Buffy POV. Spike is in love with Buffy but she has no clue.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: Better Than... Series
Categories: Season 5, Song-Inspired
Characters: Buffy, Riley Finn, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,440 Hit Count: 3,566 ePub Downloads: 109
Published: February 02, 2014 Updated: February 02, 2014
Chocolate Temptation, Cinnamon Sin by theblueeyedvampire [NC-17] Likes: 41 Comments: 30
Summary: What happens when you mix Bathtub Party Day and Sachertorte Day? A romantic Spuffy holiday piece filled with strawberries, snogging, and decadent chocolate cake. Written for the December 2015 Holiday Challenge.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 5, Holiday
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Joyce, Spike
Genres: Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Event: 2015 Holiday Challenge
Completed: No Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,334 Hit Count: 1,653 ePub Downloads: 46
Published: December 02, 2015 Updated: December 24, 2016
Past Featured Story
Chosen for More by theblueeyedvampire [PG-13] Likes: 138 Comments: 89
Summary: How 'Chosen' Should Have Ended. As the Hellmouth crumbles, Buffy chooses to remain with Spike. Includes spoilers for Angel season 4. Nominated in Sunnydale Memorial Fanfic Awards, round 31.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 7, Post-Series, Crossover (AtS), Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 21,242 Hit Count: 21,431 ePub Downloads: 139
Published: August 28, 2014 Updated: March 11, 2017
Past Featured Story
Christmas Gifts by theblueeyedvampire [PG] Likes: 25 Comments: 14
Summary: Buffy's mother invites a certain bleach blond vampire over for Christmas dinner, unaware of the smoochies already transpiring between the Big Bad and the Slayer. What could possibly go wrong? AU Spuffy Season 5. Adapted as a stand-alone from the Christmas scene in 'Five Words or Less' (Chapter 17).
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 5, Holiday
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Joyce, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Drama, Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,578 Hit Count: 1,875 ePub Downloads: 74
Published: December 07, 2014 Updated: December 07, 2014
Past Featured Story
Circulation by theblueeyedvampire [NC-17] Likes: 64 Comments: 38
Summary: A one-shot, smutty conclusion to 'Pangs'. Prompted by Laurence Quill's unofficial challenge for Buffy to tease Spike like a dog after Thanksgiving dinner.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response, Holiday
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Porn w/ Plot, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,846 Hit Count: 4,183 ePub Downloads: 170
Published: November 28, 2014 Updated: November 28, 2014
Crush Requited by theblueeyedvampire [PG-13] Likes: 48 Comments: 23
Summary: A Slayer and a vampire walk into a diner… and there would be a joke here but they’re too busy slaying train-hopping vampires and sharing new and exciting feelings. One shot. Written for the Elysian Fields ‘12 Years 12 Season’ Challenge, Prompt 8. Beautiful banner by nmcil.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 5, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: None
Event: 12 Years 12 Seasons Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,740 Hit Count: 1,255 ePub Downloads: 49
Published: October 28, 2018 Updated: October 28, 2018
Dangerous, and You Know It by theblueeyedvampire [NC-17] Likes: 63 Comments: 60
Summary: ON HIATUS. College is a whole new adventure for Sunnydale’s Slayer. New classes, new friends… and a illegally hot history professor who seems to know more about her than he reveals, and whose laundry list of secrets rival Buffy’s. Will they give in to their forbidden love? Of course they will; this is a Spuffy fic, duh. Inspired by marilynmay’s Buffy/Smallville prof!Spike gif set. Note that this is not an All!Human AU
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike, William
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: No Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,066 Hit Count: 3,259 ePub Downloads: 49
Published: March 27, 2014 Updated: September 06, 2014
Past Featured Story
Enemy's Heartstrings by theblueeyedvampire [NC-17] Likes: 760 Comments: 459
Summary: Season 2 AU: There's a dangerous vampire in town, William the Bloody, and Buffy can't help but enjoy their encounters more than she should. This new Big Bad is cunning, clever, handsome... and soulless. But does a man really need a soul to be able to love? Rated NC-17 for graphic torture, violence, smut, adult language.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Award Runners-Up, Season 2, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite, Award Winners
Characters: Angelus, Buffy, Cordelia, Drusilla, Ensemble, Ethan Rayne, Giles, Jenny Calendar, Joyce, Oz, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fighting, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Rape (Actual), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Word count: 214,441 Hit Count: 75,150 ePub Downloads: 773
Published: January 29, 2014 Updated: October 15, 2016
Past Featured Story
Five Words or Less by theblueeyedvampire [NC-17] Likes: 526 Comments: 398
Summary: What if Buffy had paid more attention to what Spike said directly after, "Out. For. A. Walk . . . Bitch."? How would she have responded if she'd caught his blunder? An alternate Season 5 unfolds. Note: this fic closely adheres to canon, but with a Spuffy twist. Think of it as "How Season 5 Should Have Been".
M for action/violence/torture, mild language, character deaths, and "lusty wrong feelings". ;)
Sunnydale Memorial Fanfic Awards: Best Unfinished Fic (runner-up), rd 28; Best Romance (winner), rd 29

Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Award Winners, Season 5, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fighting, Romance
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Sexual Situations, Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Word count: 192,186 Hit Count: 63,987 ePub Downloads: 621
Published: August 17, 2014 Updated: April 27, 2018
Heavenly Peace by theblueeyedvampire [NC-17] Likes: 33 Comments: 17
Summary: It's Christmas, 2002, and Buffy realizes she needs to stop waiting around and tell Spike something.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 7, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response, Holiday
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges: 2017 Holiday Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,708 Hit Count: 1,612 ePub Downloads: 32
Published: December 25, 2017 Updated: December 25, 2017
She is the Sunlight by theblueeyedvampire [NC-17] Likes: 64 Comments: 58
Summary: A Season 5 episode re-write. Buffy has just learned the nature of Glory’s power from the Watcher’s Council and is doubting her ability to protect Dawn. When Glory’s minions handicap her strength, she has no choice but to rely on Spike for help, and the two of them become wounded and trapped in the old treasure trove that once held the Gem of Amara. Rated NC-17 for language, violence, and explicit sexual content. EF Challenge Response: Trapped by Mia Vann
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Challenge Response, Season 5, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Ensemble, Other, Spike
Genres: Angst, Fighting, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Trapped (Author's Choice of Name)
Event: 2015 Challenge Month
Completed: No Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 7,864 Hit Count: 2,583 ePub Downloads: 55
Published: October 24, 2015 Updated: September 17, 2016
Past Featured Story
Take It All Away by theblueeyedvampire [PG-13] Likes: 344 Comments: 158
Summary: Re-write of episode 3.12 "Helpless". Spike never returns to Dru in South America, instead deciding to resurrect his original intentions to kill his third Slayer... and preferably Angel too. But when he arrives back in Sunnydale and finds Buffy in the midst of her Cruciamentum, he can’t bring himself to take advantage of her weakened state.  Nominated in Sunnydale Memorial Fanfic Awards, round 31.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 3, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Giles, Joyce, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 45,474 Hit Count: 43,516 ePub Downloads: 486
Published: March 21, 2014 Updated: August 28, 2014
Taste of Buffy by theblueeyedvampire [PG-13] Likes: 13 Comments: 11
Summary: Spike reflects on his one-sided love for Buffy. Takes place sometime between "Gone" and "Dead Things". [Winner of Best Short Fic in the SunnyD awards, rd 30.]
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 655 Hit Count: 926 ePub Downloads: 30
Published: January 16, 2014 Updated: January 16, 2014
The Moment I Knew by theblueeyedvampire [PG-13] Likes: 170 Comments: 87
Summary: A Hell's Bells Re-Write. A man, a woman, a vampire, and a former vengeance demon... and a wedding where every possible thing seems to go wrong. Will the terrifying visions of a possible future scare Xander away from Anya? Can Buffy find it in herself to forgive? Can Spike persuade the groom to return, or will both of them lose the ones they love?
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Season 6, Episode Rewrite, Song-Inspired
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Ensemble, Halfrek, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 13,633 Hit Count: 8,473 ePub Downloads: 106
Published: January 27, 2018 Updated: January 19, 2019
Who Wants to Live Forever? by theblueeyedvampire [NC-17] Likes: 70 Comments: 37
Summary: Instead of coming back as a ghost from the amulet, Spike comes back… human, in fulfillment of the Shanshu Prophecy. How will he adjust to his new life, and what will he say to a certain blonde Slayer? Written for the Elysian Fields Reunion Challenge 2017. Crossover with Angel season 5. Banner made by me.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Post-Series, Crossover (AtS), Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Charles Gunn, Dawn, Ensemble, Fred, Giles, Harmony, Lorne, Spike, Wesley, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Event: Reunion Challenge 2017
Completed: No Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,031 Hit Count: 1,665 ePub Downloads: 19
Published: October 08, 2017 Updated: October 14, 2017