Summary: Life can be difficult when you are fifteen years old with a baby and few options. Fortunately Buffy Summers is a resourceful girl. Spuffy. All human AU in Four Parts. It's a high school fic with actual high school coming up in Parts Two thru Four. This is a very long saga and will be completed. NOTE: The ratings and warnings I am giving for this story do not represent the entire story - they allow for occasional forays into difficult subjects, but most chapters do not dwell there. It's not a fluffy story, but it is not unrelentingly grim. Like life, it flows among the highs and lows. IMPORTANT: Although Parts One and Two are mostly R content, beginning in Part Three the story will move into more NC-17 territory. ‘The Song Remains the Same’ consists of Parts One and Two. When we move into Part Three it will start a new posted ‘story’ as Parts One and Two are quite long enough on their own. Winner of 'Judge's Pick' in Round 11 of Spuffy Awards and Winner of Best Fantasy Angst and Best Fantasy Author in Round 12 of the Spuffy Awards. Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (past), Rape (referenced), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (past), Violence.
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Categories: Award Winners, All Human, Baby/Kid Fic
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Child Abuse, Substance Use/Addiction, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 81 Table of Contents
Word count: 290,642 Hit Count: 5,816 ePub Downloads: 59
Published: November 12, 2006 Updated: September 20, 2010
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Child Abuse, Substance Use/Addiction, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 81 Table of Contents
Word count: 290,642 Hit Count: 5,816 ePub Downloads: 59
Published: November 12, 2006 Updated: September 20, 2010
porn_girl commented on Chapter 1: Baby Love
on February 21, 2010 
Hey Sara. Wanted you to know how much this story is missed! Please update when you can.
Author's Response: I got sidetracked by some personal stuff but updates are coming soon, I swear. Sorry for the long delays and I am glad you are enjoying the story. Sara
Author's Response: PS: I am responding on May 2 2010 so you can get an idea of when 'soon' is expected to be. Thanks.
Summary: Post NFA - Before the Powers that Be withdrew from the playing fields, they made one last move with their favorite pawns - leaving Angel to clean up their mess. Partially co-written with Liliaeth
Runner up for Best Crossover at Love's Last Glimpse Awards Round 18.
Runner up for Best Crossover at Love's Last Glimpse Awards Round 18.
Categories: Post-Series, Award Runners-Up
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Charles Gunn, Connor, Dawn, Drusilla, Giles, Original Characters, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Character Death, Child Abuse, Sexual Situations, Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Word count: 198,176 Hit Count: 46,015 ePub Downloads: 336
Published: November 20, 2006 Updated: April 22, 2019
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Charles Gunn, Connor, Dawn, Drusilla, Giles, Original Characters, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Character Death, Child Abuse, Sexual Situations, Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Word count: 198,176 Hit Count: 46,015 ePub Downloads: 336
Published: November 20, 2006 Updated: April 22, 2019
porn_girl commented on Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - A Fly in Amber
on April 12, 2019
I do not have a comment specific to the latest chapters...
My bookshelf says the last chapter I read was Chapter 66 in October 2016, and I am so psyched that you are updating with abandon! I am going to have start at square one (or chapter 1), since I began this story 13+ years ago.
My memory sucks and I have trouble recalling previous chapters when I set a book down and attempt to pick it back up a week later. No way I am going to remember plot here, but I am looking forward to starting over. I do not bookshelf many fics, only the WIPS that I want to ensure I do not miss updates on.
Author's Response on April 14, 2019 02:20pm
I've certainly suffered from massive writer's block over the past years, but hopefully I've broken through to the other side for the moment. I am so pleased that you're willing to re-start reading from the beginning. Hopefully you will enjoy the latest chapters, as well. Thanks for sticking with me!
Summary: Sequel to "Impossible," picking up three months later. The life of Spike and Buffy with the Holy One, their daughter Anna. While this story will follow the three through fourteen years, expect a lot of skipping around. This is more a series of short stories than an actual novel.
Series: The Triad Series
Categories: Baby/Kid Fic
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 46,335 Hit Count: 9,988 ePub Downloads: 238
Published: March 01, 2008 Updated: December 06, 2008
Categories: Baby/Kid Fic
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 46,335 Hit Count: 9,988 ePub Downloads: 238
Published: March 01, 2008 Updated: December 06, 2008
porn_girl commented on Chapter 1: Chapter One
on April 23, 2019
I have been rereading your stories, and just wanted to let you know that they are still very much enjoyed, all these years later!
Summary: Buffy is trying desperately to save the house on Revello, but the odds seem stacked against her. Spike is just passing through... or is he?
**Nominated at Spark and Burn Round 6 and Cradle of Humanity for Best WIP and Best Romance**
**Also nom'd at the Spuffy Awards Round 17 for Outstanding Fantasy Fic**
**Nominated at Spark and Burn Round 6 and Cradle of Humanity for Best WIP and Best Romance**
**Also nom'd at the Spuffy Awards Round 17 for Outstanding Fantasy Fic**
Categories: All Human
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 26,291 Hit Count: 1,318 ePub Downloads: 36
Published: March 20, 2009 Updated: June 09, 2009
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 26,291 Hit Count: 1,318 ePub Downloads: 36
Published: March 20, 2009 Updated: June 09, 2009
porn_girl commented on Chapter 6: Chapter 6
on April 12, 2009
I am thoroughly enjoying this story. You are a fantastic writer, with dialogue being a strong suit. Can't wait for more.
Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Summary: It all started with a one-night stand, and suddenly, Buffy Summers found herself involved with rock star and premiere bad boy of England, Spike Rock. Also, for general knowledge purposes: Buffy and Xander are step siblings, Willow's not gay, and the gang lives in L.A.
Categories: All Human
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Ensemble, Joyce, Original Characters, Oz, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Substance Use/Addiction, Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Word count: 98,944 Hit Count: 51,725 ePub Downloads: 334
Published: May 22, 2009 Updated: September 18, 2009
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Ensemble, Joyce, Original Characters, Oz, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Substance Use/Addiction, Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Word count: 98,944 Hit Count: 51,725 ePub Downloads: 334
Published: May 22, 2009 Updated: September 18, 2009
porn_girl commented on Chapter 23: Studio Hijinks
on July 04, 2009
I absolutely ADORE this story and your dialogue. You are a bright spot in my life right now. Thank you!!
Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad I'm bright and not dull.
Summary: One night out on the town with her friends, who she hasn't exactly told about her new found poverty, Buffy finds herself abandoned and looking for the bus. She then finds herself dragged into a back alley and on her back. Fortunately, her attacker chose an alley already occupied by a rather bad-ass handsome stranger.
Unfortunately, the stranger's kind-of a jerk.
Unfortunately, the stranger's kind-of a jerk.
Categories: All Human
Characters: Buffy, Cordelia, Doyle, Ensemble, Faith Lehane, Giles, Charles Gunn, Harmony, Jenny Calendar, Joyce, Other, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Rape, Substance Use/Addiction, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 33,490 Hit Count: 13,366 ePub Downloads: 160
Published: August 28, 2009 Updated: September 19, 2009
Characters: Buffy, Cordelia, Doyle, Ensemble, Faith Lehane, Giles, Charles Gunn, Harmony, Jenny Calendar, Joyce, Other, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Rape, Substance Use/Addiction, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 33,490 Hit Count: 13,366 ePub Downloads: 160
Published: August 28, 2009 Updated: September 19, 2009
porn_girl commented on Chapter 1: Chapter 1
on August 28, 2009
i love you and your storytelling. you could recite the phone book and i'd be a captive audience.
Author's Response: Well, my voice actually has this weird southern accent thing going on, so maybe not, but I'll take the compliment anyway and say thanks!
Summary: All human/AU
William is the new kid at Sunnydale High. Buffy is the cheerleader that watches him from afar and notices that not all is well in William's world.
William is the new kid at Sunnydale High. Buffy is the cheerleader that watches him from afar and notices that not all is well in William's world.
Categories: All Human
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Cordelia, Dawn, Faith Lehane, Giles, Joyce, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Wesley
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Child Abuse, Rape (Actual), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 48 Table of Contents
Word count: 129,904 Hit Count: 17,226 ePub Downloads: 120
Published: October 12, 2011 Updated: August 31, 2017
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Cordelia, Dawn, Faith Lehane, Giles, Joyce, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Wesley
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Child Abuse, Rape (Actual), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 48 Table of Contents
Word count: 129,904 Hit Count: 17,226 ePub Downloads: 120
Published: October 12, 2011 Updated: August 31, 2017
porn_girl commented on Chapter 48: Chapter 48 - Shouting and Tears
on April 10, 2019
Just reread this story and am hoping that you will post more.
Summary:
The holidays were supposed to be a fun-filled time full of presents and overeating, but everything went down the drain when her mother decided to extend charity to a vampire.
The second Spike gave her a challenging smirk and charmed the reason out of her mother, Buffy knew that before the end of Christmas someone would die a painful horrible death. She’d just have to make sure it wasn’t her.
Categories: Holiday Fic, Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Word count: 68,516 Hit Count: 37,886 ePub Downloads: 602
Published: December 09, 2012 Updated: April 20, 2013
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Word count: 68,516 Hit Count: 37,886 ePub Downloads: 602
Published: December 09, 2012 Updated: April 20, 2013
porn_girl commented on Chapter 22: Chapter 22
on April 21, 2013
Author's Response:
I did like...very much. Thank you for sharing. You are made of awesome.
Author's Response:
So are you, my friend, so are you. ;) Thank you!!
Summary: William Pratt is the newest professor of British Romantic Poetry at Oxford. He is quite content with his quiet academic life until he meets Buffy Summers, a captivating, enigmatic and beautiful American. His idyllic scholarly existence may not be as it seems and somehow he knows it has to do with her.
*Post Season 8 -- with liberal changes*
*Post Season 8 -- with liberal changes*
Categories: Season 8 (Comic), Post-Series, Alternate Reality
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Buffy, Dawn, Drusilla, Faith Lehane, Original Characters, Spike, William, Xander
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 59,882 Hit Count: 16,806 ePub Downloads: 113
Published: January 08, 2013 Updated: June 27, 2013
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Buffy, Dawn, Drusilla, Faith Lehane, Original Characters, Spike, William, Xander
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 59,882 Hit Count: 16,806 ePub Downloads: 113
Published: January 08, 2013 Updated: June 27, 2013
porn_girl commented on Chapter 5: Nightmare
on March 04, 2013
Author's Response:
The pretty red ribbon had me give the story a chance, and I love it. Please continue! I was going to read your other stuff, but they are all WIPs, so I will wait. One WIP at a time!
Author's Response:
Thanks for giving it a chance! I'll try my hardest to finish all my stories! Thank you very much to stopping by!
The Absolutely Accurate Adventures of Andrew Wells - Time Traveling Companion to an Almost-Vampyre by Puddinhead [PG] Likes: 33 Comments: 33
Summary: What would happen if Andrew Wells had to teach William how to act like Spike? This. Or something like it. This story takes place in season 2 and features a William from the world of "Yours, William" and "My Elizabeth." Since it only happens in Season 2, though, those stories aren't required to understand this one. It was written for the auction (found here:http://auction.dark-solace.org/?cat=16 ) which is still going on so get in there and bid.
Categories: Season 2
Characters: Andrew Wells, Buffy, William
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 7,319 Hit Count: 2,073 ePub Downloads: 90
Published: March 08, 2013 Updated: March 12, 2013
Characters: Andrew Wells, Buffy, William
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 7,319 Hit Count: 2,073 ePub Downloads: 90
Published: March 08, 2013 Updated: March 12, 2013
porn_girl commented on Chapter 1: Act One - In Which We Meet Our Dashing Protagonist and His Acquaintance, Who is Sort of Important Too
on March 09, 2013
Author's Response:
I love you so, and am quite excited for more Puddin fic!
William seems to be taking it all in stride, which is no small feat given that it is Andrew with whom he is dealing. Looking forward for the Buffy confrontation.
Author's Response:
This review made me feel like this 
And then this!
Thanks so much for liking what I write AND saying so! I promise to get over these smiling icons soon!
Summary: All Human! When Buffy meets William over a book of poetry, sparks fly - but he's just passing through town, and she's involved with another man. A year later, Spike comes barelling into her life, and she thinks she's found William again - until the jerk opens his mouth to speak. Buffy hates Spike with a passion. So why is she drawn to a man who is nothing like the ideal she holds in her heart?
WINNER for best WIP in Round 10 of the RWSA. Thank you!
WINNER for best WIP in Round 10 of the RWSA. Thank you!
Categories: Award Winners, All Human, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Word count: 140,260 Hit Count: 73,059 ePub Downloads: 664
Published: May 10, 2013 Updated: September 01, 2013
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Word count: 140,260 Hit Count: 73,059 ePub Downloads: 664
Published: May 10, 2013 Updated: September 01, 2013
porn_girl commented on Chapter 7: Enter Spike, Stage Right
on May 29, 2013
Author's Response:
I began reading this story yesterday, became enchanted, and am now devouring your other stories. Brilliant!
Author's Response:
Thank you so much!
Summary: Insert fake sister A into memory slot B. When the monks form Dawn, the PTB take a helping hand in the creation of the fake memories. How does the interactions with Dawn in the past change Buffy and Spike's relationship in the present and ultimately the future? Begins in S5 but quickly downturns to S2. Spike/Buffy with Spike and Dawn friendship.
Many thanks to Pfeifferpack for the wonderful banner.
Many thanks to Pfeifferpack for the wonderful banner.
Categories: Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Award Winners
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 63 Table of Contents
Word count: 283,243 Hit Count: 160,016 ePub Downloads: 1,194
Published: September 19, 2013 Updated: November 08, 2019
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 63 Table of Contents
Word count: 283,243 Hit Count: 160,016 ePub Downloads: 1,194
Published: September 19, 2013 Updated: November 08, 2019
porn_girl commented on Chapter 34: Chapter 34
on August 29, 2015
What is fascinating is your spin on how events unfold. While intersecting with canon enough to be true to the narrative of what makes BTVS great, your changes ensure that the story is never stale. Bellissima.
Author's Response on September 06, 2015 03:04am
Thank you so much! I'm glad you're enjoying it! I'll try my best in S4 to keep it as fresh as possible.
porn_girl commented on Chapter 41: Chapter 41
on January 21, 2016
I wondered what would happen to get Buffy and Spike's relationship to the point in the prologue. Which I have reread like 10 times...
Summary: When the Watchers' Council intervenes in her life, Buffy finds herself living on Cleveland's Hellmouth. Slaying vampires, rebelling against her controlling Watcher, and clinging desperately to any semblance of a normal life keeps her going until she finds what she needs in the last place she would have expected. Buffy's story from the Wishverse. Spike/Buffy.
Betaed by the fantastic All4Spike. Gorgeous banner by pfeifferpack.
Nominated at Round 31 the SunnyD Memorial Awards for Best Author, Best Angst, Best Alternate Universe, Best Original Character, and Best Spike Characterization.
Winner of Best Alternate Universe at the Round 31 SunnyD Awards! Runner up Best Spuffy Angst and Best Unfinished.
Betaed by the fantastic All4Spike. Gorgeous banner by pfeifferpack.
Nominated at Round 31 the SunnyD Memorial Awards for Best Author, Best Angst, Best Alternate Universe, Best Original Character, and Best Spike Characterization.
Winner of Best Alternate Universe at the Round 31 SunnyD Awards! Runner up Best Spuffy Angst and Best Unfinished.
Categories: Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Alternate Reality, Award Winners, Award Runners-Up
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: No Chapters: 48 Table of Contents
Word count: 191,668 Hit Count: 65,240 ePub Downloads: 759
Published: July 12, 2014 Updated: December 04, 2017
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: No Chapters: 48 Table of Contents
Word count: 191,668 Hit Count: 65,240 ePub Downloads: 759
Published: July 12, 2014 Updated: December 04, 2017
porn_girl commented on Chapter 42: Chapter 42
on June 29, 2016
Nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo!!!!!
Author's Response on June 28, 2016 09:46pm
Ah, I'm sorry! (I promise there will be happy in future chapters)! Thanks so much for reading, and for your review!
porn_girl commented on Chapter 45: Chapter 45
on February 07, 2017
I think Buffy should let the vamp eat Ms. Davies, since she was so keen on having him killed. Please?
Author's Response on February 08, 2017 02:25pm
Well, I can't say that wouldn't be fitting. Thanks so much for reading!
porn_girl commented on Chapter 48: Chapter 48
on December 05, 2017
So so so happy for the update. I feel sad for Buffy but hopeful that Sunnydale will bring Buffy some peace. Well, as much peace as a hellmouth can.
Author's Response on December 06, 2017 06:41pm
Aww thank you :) I'm so excited to start get the Sunnydale chapters all done and posted!
Summary: A response to a challenge by Mia Vaan. The Watcher's Council never tracks Buffy down when she's called to her destiny, but everything changes the night she encounters a certain bleached blond punk rocker. Set pre-series at Hemery High and will eventually work itself into a season 1 setting in Sunnydale.
Winner at the Sunnydale Memorial Awards Round 32 for Best Alternate Universe, and runner-up for Best Characterization Female (Buffy) and Best Drama (Spuffy). Thank you.
Winner at the Sunnydale Memorial Awards Round 32 for Best Alternate Universe, and runner-up for Best Characterization Female (Buffy) and Best Drama (Spuffy). Thank you.
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 1, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Joyce, Other, Spike
Genres: Drama, Fighting, Romance
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp), Violence
Challenges: Buffy Doesn't Know She's a Slayer (Author's Choice of Name)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 100 Table of Contents
Word count: 232,540 Hit Count: 294,206 ePub Downloads: 2,353
Published: January 04, 2015 Updated: August 06, 2016
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Joyce, Other, Spike
Genres: Drama, Fighting, Romance
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp), Violence
Challenges: Buffy Doesn't Know She's a Slayer (Author's Choice of Name)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 100 Table of Contents
Word count: 232,540 Hit Count: 294,206 ePub Downloads: 2,353
Published: January 04, 2015 Updated: August 06, 2016
porn_girl commented on Chapter 78: Chapter 78
on January 28, 2016
No love loss with skipping I Robot. I felt that was a very weak link in Season One. Seeing as how much technology has progressed, it does not hold upwell upon rewatch, either.
Author's Response on January 28, 2016 09:34am
I agree. That episode is really outdated in terms of the technology. I know this fic is supposed to take place in the late 90's, but I briefly covered some stuff concerning the internet in earlier chapters, so I figured it should be enough.
I did like seeing the Giles and Jenny interaction in "I Robot", but that was pretty much it.
Thanks so much for reading! 
Summary: Since the age of five, Buffy has always thought that life couldn’t get any worse. Then it always does. She does what she has to in order to survive. Her only means of sanity and escape are her slayer fantasies in which she is a superhero who always wins the battle...eventually. She goes through life learning that for her there is no happily ever after. Will life prove her right or wrong in the end? (Follows Buffy throughout all of her life and her relationships. Spuffy tones throughout, but it takes time to get there, so it is more so in later chapters.)
Banner created by the always lovely Teragramm!
Winner: Didn't Ask For It Award, Fade to Black Awards
Runner Up: Sinister Award, Spike Through The Heart Awards
Runner Up: Bleeding Soul Award, Fade to Black Awards
Banner created by the always lovely Teragramm!
Winner: Didn't Ask For It Award, Fade to Black Awards
Runner Up: Sinister Award, Spike Through The Heart Awards
Runner Up: Bleeding Soul Award, Fade to Black Awards
Categories: All Human, Award Winners, Award Runners-Up
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Hank Summers, Joyce, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Warren Mears, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Rape, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Child Abuse, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Word count: 118,844 Hit Count: 17,221 ePub Downloads: 133
Published: January 24, 2015 Updated: March 31, 2019
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Hank Summers, Joyce, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Warren Mears, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Rape, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Child Abuse, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Word count: 118,844 Hit Count: 17,221 ePub Downloads: 133
Published: January 24, 2015 Updated: March 31, 2019
porn_girl commented on Chapter 40: Thirty Eight - Remember when I moved in you?
on August 17, 2017
Very happy to see an update. You are a warrior for continuing with this fic, even 12 years on. Did not see Buffy being pregnant again coming, but it may help her heal, since there was such trauma around her first pregnancy.
Author's Response on August 17, 2017 07:43pm
what can i say, i take my inspiration from George RR Martin. (You may want to remember that for future reference. ) At least i might actually finish mine before i die. Not to mention, i am way less wordy, and that's saying something.
Summary: Dawn has finally arrived, but her existence still remains a mystery. Is she just the child of the Slayer and the Slayer of Slayers or is she something more? As factions rally and threats unfold, can Buffy and Spike put aside their differences to protect their daughter or will their actions only endanger her?
Series: The Dawn Series
Categories: Season 5
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 43,909 Hit Count: 16,460 ePub Downloads: 237
Published: April 13, 2015 Updated: August 19, 2018
Categories: Season 5
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 43,909 Hit Count: 16,460 ePub Downloads: 237
Published: April 13, 2015 Updated: August 19, 2018
porn_girl commented on Chapter 1: Chapter 1
on April 13, 2015
So glad the sequel has begun!
Summary: Spike finds himself on the wrong side of the law, and Buffy ends up managing his rehabilitation. Unfortunately for both of them, the law just keeps on winning.
Challenge response: “Behind Bars” by Laurence Quill, with input from the Shoutbox. Y’all are evil.
Goes AU after Something Blue. Gleefully ignores the rest of Season 4 canon, except to score cheap laughs. Warnings for gratuitous bad language, shameless bad jokes, and one bad, bad vampire. Smuttier than planned.
Spotify playlist, because I put in lots of obscure song references: Prisoners of Love, Blue Skies Above
Thanks to Pfeifferpack for the new banner!
Challenge response: “Behind Bars” by Laurence Quill, with input from the Shoutbox. Y’all are evil.
Goes AU after Something Blue. Gleefully ignores the rest of Season 4 canon, except to score cheap laughs. Warnings for gratuitous bad language, shameless bad jokes, and one bad, bad vampire. Smuttier than planned.
Spotify playlist, because I put in lots of obscure song references: Prisoners of Love, Blue Skies Above
Thanks to Pfeifferpack for the new banner!
Series: Prisoners of Love
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Award Winners, Award Runners-Up
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Giles, Joyce, Original Characters, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Behind Bars (or something a bit more clever)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Word count: 285,217 Hit Count: 46,470 ePub Downloads: 732
Published: June 25, 2015 Updated: September 11, 2021
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response, Award Winners, Award Runners-Up
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Giles, Joyce, Original Characters, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Behind Bars (or something a bit more clever)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Word count: 285,217 Hit Count: 46,470 ePub Downloads: 732
Published: June 25, 2015 Updated: September 11, 2021
porn_girl commented on Chapter 15: Chapter 15: Precipitation
on June 06, 2020
Bienville Hall? I know of only one...UNO? I grew up on the MS Gulf Coast and some of my misspent youth was club hopping in NO and attending parties in St Tammany Parish, UNO, Loyola, and Tulane, as LA was the last state to raise the drinking age to 21. Good times. (and if it’s not UNO, well, now you know something completely irrelevant about me...)
Author's Response on June 06, 2020 11:59am
Yes! I was at UNO and living in Bienville Hall from fall 1990 to 1992. Made a lot of good friends there. Definitely good times :D
Summary: Instead of a lonely and depressed Willow, a freshly chipped (and clueless) Spike finds himself face to face with a feverish Slayer on the night he first escapes The Initiative.
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: "The Initiative" AU (Author's Choice of Name)
Completed: No Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Word count: 155,220 Hit Count: 32,791 ePub Downloads: 415
Published: October 01, 2015 Updated: February 17, 2021
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: "The Initiative" AU (Author's Choice of Name)
Completed: No Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Word count: 155,220 Hit Count: 32,791 ePub Downloads: 415
Published: October 01, 2015 Updated: February 17, 2021
porn_girl commented on Chapter 1: Chapter 1
on February 19, 2021
WELCOME BACK!!!! You have been missed. I am giddy with excitement that some of your fics languishing on my bookshelf may be finished.
Author's Response on February 19, 2021 08:39am
THANK YOU SO MUCH! the hope is to have 'em all wrapped within the year for sure, and maybe even within the next 6 mo the if life doesn't get in the way. Can't wait to be back and am so happy to be sharing more with everyone here!
Summary: Buffy's new boss is an ass. At least that's the way her coworker describes him to her on her first day. And after the way their first official meeting goes, she's pretty quick to agree. He's arrogant, stubborn, an editorial genius and impossibly magnetic.
And she's met him once before.
And she's met him once before.
Categories: Alternate Reality, All Human
Characters: None
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: No Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Word count: 295,467 Hit Count: 45,651 ePub Downloads: 431
Published: November 25, 2015 Updated: March 31, 2021
Characters: None
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: No Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Word count: 295,467 Hit Count: 45,651 ePub Downloads: 431
Published: November 25, 2015 Updated: March 31, 2021
porn_girl commented on Chapter 25: Chapter 25
on August 01, 2017
Mak is bak! Yay! Off to reread chapter 24 bc it has been hella long.
Author's Response on July 31, 2017 08:46pm
6 months almost to the die. Yikes. I hope you enjoy the new update when you get to it! 😘😘
Author's Response on July 31, 2017 08:47pm
Day....to the day....urgh
porn_girl commented on Chapter 1: Chapter 1
on February 27, 2021
According to my bookshelf:
You clicked chapter 25 of this story on July 31, 2017.
I have never been so happy to reread a story in anticipation of reading NEW chapters! Going to start now. Thank you for not abandoning me.
Author's Response on February 26, 2021 09:55pm
I am so excited to share the new chapters and to get this baby finished up! I know it's been a long time coming. Thank you for not abandoning ME. 🥰😘
Summary: Joyce lives long enough so she’s the one who jumps off the tower and closes the portal in “The Gift”. Oneshot. Banner made by the amazingly talented DauntlessGrace!
Categories: Between Seasons (any), Season 5, Season 6, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Ensemble, Joyce, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fix-It, HEA/HFN, POV, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Mental Health Issues, Sexual Situations
Challenges: Joyce Dies in "The Gift" (Author's Choice of Name)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 9,729 Hit Count: 2,617 ePub Downloads: 87
Published: January 25, 2016 Updated: January 25, 2016
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Ensemble, Joyce, Spike
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fix-It, HEA/HFN, POV, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Mental Health Issues, Sexual Situations
Challenges: Joyce Dies in "The Gift" (Author's Choice of Name)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 9,729 Hit Count: 2,617 ePub Downloads: 87
Published: January 25, 2016 Updated: January 25, 2016
porn_girl commented on Chapter 1: Life Goes On
on January 25, 2016
Never read The Gift rewrite where Joyce goes. It had me in tears. No matter how Joyce goes, it is sad. Thank you for sharing.
Author's Response on January 25, 2016 10:36am
Thank you. And I haven't, either.
Summary: Sequel to Reveries and Ramifications.
A little over a month has past, and the inexplicable demon bond between Buffy and Spike is growing stronger, and much more difficult to control. With the only surviving link to the history of their connection hidden away in the Italian city of Naples, the Slayer and her chosen vampire travel to Europe in order to find the answers they desperately need.
But what are the chances they'll find a lot more than they bargained for?
A little over a month has past, and the inexplicable demon bond between Buffy and Spike is growing stronger, and much more difficult to control. With the only surviving link to the history of their connection hidden away in the Italian city of Naples, the Slayer and her chosen vampire travel to Europe in order to find the answers they desperately need.
But what are the chances they'll find a lot more than they bargained for?
Series: Connections and Calculations
Categories: Season 5, Alternate Reality, Claim
Characters: None
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 75,377 Hit Count: 7,475 ePub Downloads: 248
Published: January 27, 2016 Updated: May 18, 2016
Categories: Season 5, Alternate Reality, Claim
Characters: None
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 75,377 Hit Count: 7,475 ePub Downloads: 248
Published: January 27, 2016 Updated: May 18, 2016
porn_girl commented on Chapter 3: Chapter 3
on March 15, 2016
I totally love the long chapters. Please continue to post them!
Author's Response on March 15, 2016 01:15pm
Thank you for the feedback! I'm happy to hear that. :)
Summary: A spell gone awry transports Buffy to the old west, where she meets a cowboy who turns her world upside down. Set during S5 episode "Crush". Fantastic banner by pfeifferpack!
Series: Spellbound
Categories: Season 5, Historical, All Human
Characters: Angelus, Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Historical, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Word count: 65,985 Hit Count: 33,619 ePub Downloads: 505
Published: May 13, 2016 Updated: December 11, 2016
Categories: Season 5, Historical, All Human
Characters: Angelus, Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Historical, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Word count: 65,985 Hit Count: 33,619 ePub Downloads: 505
Published: May 13, 2016 Updated: December 11, 2016
porn_girl commented on Chapter 17: Shoot the Moon
on December 27, 2016
Wow. 26 children and only one son? Maybe they kept trying until they hit the jackpot?
Author's Response on December 30, 2016 12:46pm
I'm thinking Buffy finally pulled the plug on it ;) Thank goodness she didn't have to go through all those childbirths in real life! Thanks for the read and review.
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Summary: The Slayer Buffy Summers drowned at the hellmouth two years ago. The vampire Spike was dusted in Prague. So what are they both doing here?
Written for the Elysian Fields 'Artistic Anniversary Challenge'. Banner 68 by javajunkie247
Written for the Elysian Fields 'Artistic Anniversary Challenge'. Banner 68 by javajunkie247
Series: "After All"
Categories: Season 3, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Buffy, Cordelia, Ensemble, Ethan Rayne, Faith Lehane, Giles, Harmony, Jenny Calendar, Jonathan Levinson, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Wesley, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Buffy/Other (Temp), Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Word count: 167,571 Hit Count: 115,121 ePub Downloads: 1,038
Published: October 14, 2016 Updated: November 22, 2016
Categories: Season 3, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Buffy, Cordelia, Ensemble, Ethan Rayne, Faith Lehane, Giles, Harmony, Jenny Calendar, Jonathan Levinson, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Wesley, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Established Relationship
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Buffy/Other (Temp), Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp), Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Word count: 167,571 Hit Count: 115,121 ePub Downloads: 1,038
Published: October 14, 2016 Updated: November 22, 2016
porn_girl commented on Chapter 31: Chapter 31
on November 14, 2016
Buffy isn't gonna be able to pull the scythe I bet. Faith is the one true slayer in this world.
Author's Response on November 13, 2016 07:43pm
Oh, common, I'm not THAT sadistic, am I? Oh... wait. I am, aren't I. Carry on!
Summary: Buffy reacts to her resurrection… somewhat differently.
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Word count: 102,301 Hit Count: 97,344 ePub Downloads: 648
Published: December 31, 2016 Updated: April 19, 2017
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Word count: 102,301 Hit Count: 97,344 ePub Downloads: 648
Published: December 31, 2016 Updated: April 19, 2017
porn_girl commented on Chapter 24: Chapter 24
on April 12, 2017
I remember snake on my Nokia. Aah. Good times.
Author's Response on April 17, 2017 12:55pm
Glad I was able to prompt happy memories.
Thank you for your review.
porn_girl commented on Chapter 25: Chapter 25
on April 16, 2017
That was the set up at small airports in the US pre 9/11. Regional airports had virtually no security and you could wander everywhere without a ticket as long as you went through security.
Author's Response on April 20, 2017 04:47pm
Thanks for the reassurance. I've only had experience with a very small local UK airport {cough, cough} years ago... and about all I can remember from that time is that I was so nervous about flying for the first time, I had to dash to the loo at the last minute, and then I was in such a fluster when my name was called over the public address system that I left my silver rings beside the washbasin...
Summary: A time travel story in which a 2011 Buffy visits Victorian England. You'll read about weighty concepts like Kurt Cobain, a musty bastard, candlesticks as microphones and Princess Leia. You'll be thrilled by knife-wielding assailants, dessert-wielding maids and a sexual device that is safe for airport scanners.
What are people saying?
"It's got everything! Rice pudding? Check! Principal Snyder? Check. Hobos? Nearly! Just by reading it, I lost 15 pounds!" - Legitimate Literary Critic -
Won at Round 23 of the Sunny-D Awards: Best New Author, Best Angst and Best Alternate Universe. Round 26: Best Plot-Spuffy, Best Post-series Finale, Best Romance. (Thanks so much!)
What are people saying?
"It's got everything! Rice pudding? Check! Principal Snyder? Check. Hobos? Nearly! Just by reading it, I lost 15 pounds!" - Legitimate Literary Critic -
Won at Round 23 of the Sunny-D Awards: Best New Author, Best Angst and Best Alternate Universe. Round 26: Best Plot-Spuffy, Best Post-series Finale, Best Romance. (Thanks so much!)
Categories: Pre-Series
Characters: Spike
Genres: Historical
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Word count: 76,122 Hit Count: 29,566 ePub Downloads: 467
Published: March 10, 2017 Updated: March 13, 2017
Characters: Spike
Genres: Historical
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Word count: 76,122 Hit Count: 29,566 ePub Downloads: 467
Published: March 10, 2017 Updated: March 13, 2017
porn_girl commented on Chapter 1: Chapter 1
on March 13, 2017
Glad to see this story again. Gives me an excuse to reread the sequel. If you write some Billy the Kid stories, you can always post to AO3.
Author's Response on March 13, 2017 12:01pm
Thanks for the feedback! I wrote a Billy the Kid story that was released by Samhain almost a year ago. It's my favorite story I've written. Who knew SPUFFY would lead me to Billy! :)