Summary: World-famous children's author Dr. Spuffy makes no apologies for this parody.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: MillennialCryBaby
Categories: Poetry
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: HEA/HFN, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1
Word count: 807 Hit Count: 499 ePub Downloads: 12
Published: June 22, 2022 Updated: June 22, 2022


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Story Notes: I saw something in the EF Discord and next thing I knew I had to rewrite Green Eggs and Ham to be Spuffy. Had to.
Rating may actually be too high but there's a reference to Spike stripping so better safe than sorry?
Banner by the incredible MillennialCryBaby.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

1. Do You Like My Lips of Spike? by cawthraven - Likes: 23 Comments: 19 Word Count: 807 Hit Count: 499 Published: June 22, 2022

I don't know why I'm like this.

I do not own Buffy or Spike or any kind of eggs or ham, nor any locations where they might or might not kiss.