Summary: Part Four of “Something Wicked”:  OMWF with an established relationship, and a happy Slayer.  Also, no resurrection or Trio. There is something else looming… but not those dopes.  We’ve messed with the S6 theme too much for that, by now. (i.e. it can possibly be read as a standalone, but I wouldn’t recommend it.)
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Series: Something Wicked
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite, Claim, Song-Inspired
Characters: Andrew Wells, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Devon MacLeish, Ethan Rayne, Faith Lehane, Forrest Gates, Giles, Graham Miller, Halfrek, Jonathan Levinson, Joyce, Oz, Sam Lawson, Spike, Tara, Warren Mears, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Lighthearted, Romance, Under Magical Influence
Warnings: Adult Language, Threesome(s)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 4
Word count: 17,621 Hit Count: 2,811 ePub Downloads: 94
Published: November 28, 2021 Updated: November 28, 2021


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Story Notes: Formatting Note:  For anyone who’s never read me before, I do a weird thing.  Or, at least, it’s weird nowadays.  I use an old fanfic convention from long ago because I'm ancient, and we didn't used to have access to italics in the days when I used to fic. Can't break the habit now, I'm just too old and it looks weird for me without it. Character thoughts look like this in my stories:   /Blah blah blah./

Disclaimer:
  All characters property He Who Will Not Be Named, but also a lot of other amazing writers, artists, et al who get equal credit, up to and including the BRILLIANT actors who brought them to life, and with whom we work in glorious tandem to make these stories blossom.  (And, I guess, Mutant Enemy.  And apparently some people at, I guess, Fox, now?  Who can even keep track anymore.)  All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners, yadda and blah. (OCs if any are MINE, ALL MINE!)  I am in no way associated with The Flawed One, Mutant Enemy, UPN, Fox, or any other media franchise.  I intend no infringement.  I intend sexy shenanigans and JUSTICE FOR SPUFFY!

Pairing(s):  Um, Spuffy, duh.  Xander/Anya, as well.  Also, a lot of pairings you wouldn’t expect unless you’ve read the rest of the series, like Faith/Graham (Graith?), and Joyce/Sam Lawson (which I’ve taken to calling Joysam, heh), Giles/Ethan (Gethan?) and Oz/Willow/Tara (Tilloz, I’m assuming).  Oh, and there’s a weird sort of Cordy/Angel/Dru going on down in LA (and probably Fred’s still waffling between Wes and Gunn), but we don’t have to discuss that side of the tracks, do we?

Rating:
  PG-13, I think?  (No time for anything else.)

Author’s Note / Dedication:
  Swonderful, for always being precisely that.

Special Thanks To:
  everyone who bravely got together and gave us the fabulousness that is OMWF, because it remains the best musical episode ever to exist in any show, ever, and anyone who says different is lying, or wrong.

1. Theseus and Hippolyta by Touchstoneaf - Likes: 9 Comments: 9 Word Count: 4,119 Hit Count: 1,026 Published: November 28, 2021

It's been a little crazy trying to rewrite a classic.  I know I'm not the first to do it, but yeah.  Writing 'songs' is quite the challenge, and I don't envy those who did it on the show.  They also had to come up with music!

2. Lysander and the Lovers by Touchstoneaf - Likes: 9 Comments: 6 Word Count: 4,044 Hit Count: 614 Published: November 28, 2021

Down the rabbit-hole we go.  Some kind of faerie foolishness is going on, methinks.

3. Titania, Oberon, and the Fae by Touchstoneaf - Likes: 7 Comments: 5 Word Count: 4,752 Hit Count: 543 Published: November 28, 2021

Deeper and deeper, a little more twisty, as I hint some more at the season's future baddies.

4. Robin Goodfellow Herein... and Poor Bottom by Touchstoneaf - Likes: 15 Comments: 7 Word Count: 4,706 Hit Count: 628 Published: November 28, 2021

Here's our finale!  Hope it's good enough a payoff!