Summary: Crackfic. Buffy gets caught short, things are peed on. Ridiculousness ensues.
Buffy/other and Character Death warnings are only for canon events.
Sorry not sorry.
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None Artists: None
Categories: Season 5, Season 6
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3
Word count: 15,437 Hit Count: 3,370 ePub Downloads: 86
Published: January 11, 2019 Updated: January 23, 2019
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Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3
Word count: 15,437 Hit Count: 3,370 ePub Downloads: 86
Published: January 11, 2019 Updated: January 23, 2019
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Story Notes: Heavily edited February 2021, because wow, there were a ton of errors in here, weren't there? Please PM me if you spot any more.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
1. Claiming by Twinkles - Likes: 40 Comments: 25 Word Count: 3,299 Hit Count: 1,644 Published: January 11, 2019
Yeah, so apparently my brain did a hard rebound from the angsty thing I had intended to work on, and spieled out this instead.
It's farcical and I'm taking some liberties with canon, but hopefully someone gets a laugh from it ;)
Thank you Micrindle23 for encouraging me to see where this weirdness went 💙
2. Coffee by Twinkles - Likes: 30 Comments: 19 Word Count: 3,596 Hit Count: 923 Published: January 20, 2019
Apparently my brain didn't want to stop dribbling this out.
I blame thank everyone for their wonderfully encouraging reviews that inspired a continuance - love you all so so much! 💙
Skipping our way through the rest of S5 and up to After Life here, so it's not so much with the laughs sorry 😢 But I'm also un-checking that 'complete' box, because it ain't over yet ;)
3. Chasing Tail by Twinkles - Likes: 43 Comments: 23 Word Count: 8,542 Hit Count: 803 Published: January 23, 2019
Is there a literary equivalent for verbal diarrhea? 'Cause I think it happened here. Hopefully this insanity has run its course. So without further ado, I give you chapter three...
In which:
Buffy might be a bitch, but will she be his?
Exposed female nipples are positively demonic.
Messages are designed, delivered and received.
Buffy gets a cookie!
And a car is peed on at last.