Past Featured StorySummary: S5, picks up at the end of Intervention. Buffy needs someone who can do two things: help keep Dawn safe from Glory, and drive a car. Unfortunately, only one person she knows fits the bill—and he’s a vampire. Now she’s on the world’s strangest road trip with Spike and her sister, and her simple plan is getting turned on its head. 
Banner by the awesome Sunalso! 
***Permanent WIP***
Categories: Season 5, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Lighthearted, Road Trip
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 18
Word count: 50,410 Hit Count: 25,736 ePub Downloads: 281
Published: September 04, 2017 Updated: January 20, 2018

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Story Notes: What's that, you're just dying to read yet another good old-fashioned road trip story? Well, do I have something for you!
This will be updated fairly regularly. Includes long drives, silly hats, and wildlife (both real and demonic). 
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

1. Prologue by Gort - Likes: 52 Comments: 34 Word Count: 1,376 Hit Count: 4,441 Published: September 04, 2017

Round of applause for Sunalso, winner of all things beta. None of my stories would ever see the light of day without her encouragement.

2. You Are Here by Gort - Likes: 46 Comments: 34 Word Count: 2,960 Hit Count: 1,238 Published: September 07, 2017

Many thanks to Sunalso for keeping both this story and me from going off the rails (but mostly me). 

3. Destination Unknown by Gort - Likes: 45 Comments: 36 Word Count: 3,111 Hit Count: 1,198 Published: September 10, 2017

Thanks to Sunalso for beta-ing this adventure!

4. Crossing State Lines by Gort - Likes: 38 Comments: 27 Word Count: 3,046 Hit Count: 1,249 Published: September 12, 2017

Thank your lucky stars Sunalso is beta-ing this sucker, so you're not getting whiplash. (Always wear your seatbelt, kids!) 

5. Pavement Ends by Gort - Likes: 41 Comments: 27 Word Count: 2,661 Hit Count: 1,294 Published: September 17, 2017

Beta-ed by the awesome Sunalso: leader of cheers, provider of excellent smut, writer of...wait, what fandom is this again? 

6. Scenic Route by Gort - Likes: 38 Comments: 27 Word Count: 2,269 Hit Count: 1,487 Published: September 23, 2017

Beta'd by Sunalso, who always foils my secret plots to end things in a ball of fire. 

7. Detour by Gort - Likes: 38 Comments: 25 Word Count: 3,297 Hit Count: 1,436 Published: September 27, 2017

Three cheers for the amazing Sunalso for squeezing in this beta during her busy week! 

8. Off the Map by Gort - Likes: 38 Comments: 24 Word Count: 3,055 Hit Count: 1,251 Published: October 07, 2017

Sunalso managed to squeeze in a quick beta before heading off to dreamland. Thank you! 

9. Animal Crossing by Gort - Likes: 42 Comments: 23 Word Count: 2,343 Hit Count: 1,229 Published: October 15, 2017

Sunalso has, once again, pulled off being the best beta ever. Sadly, this story contains no Rudys. 

10. Roadside Attraction by Gort - Likes: 46 Comments: 29 Word Count: 2,939 Hit Count: 1,202 Published: October 28, 2017

Beta'd by Sunalso, who's coming to visit my new house soon! And also continues to be an awesome beta. 

11. Beware of Wildlife by Gort - Likes: 39 Comments: 21 Word Count: 2,224 Hit Count: 1,172 Published: November 04, 2017

Thanks to Sunalso, secret geologist, no one in this fic goes tromping through lava. (Also, she's close enough to high five!)

12. Falling Rocks by Gort - Likes: 47 Comments: 27 Word Count: 2,381 Hit Count: 1,182 Published: November 11, 2017

The cat isn't quite the same as having Sunalso for company (and Maddy is a terrible beta, what with her lack of opposable thumbs and general kitty-ennui), but I'll have to make do until next visit! 

13. Steep Grade by Gort - Likes: 48 Comments: 30 Word Count: 2,304 Hit Count: 1,265 Published: November 18, 2017

Sunalso: Making sure everyone's hands and arms are accounted for and inside the ride at all times ;) 

14. Signal Out Ahead by Gort - Likes: 42 Comments: 23 Word Count: 3,422 Hit Count: 1,240 Published: November 25, 2017

Beta'd by Sunalso, who would have the best road trip mix tapes. 

15. Not a Through Road by Gort - Likes: 37 Comments: 22 Word Count: 3,867 Hit Count: 1,229 Published: December 02, 2017

Beta'd by Sunalso, who is on the ball with the fancy geology words. 

16. Wish You Were Here by Gort - Likes: 40 Comments: 23 Word Count: 3,703 Hit Count: 1,406 Published: December 09, 2017

Beta'd by Sunalso. I couldn't do any of this without her. 

17. U-Turn by Gort - Likes: 41 Comments: 23 Word Count: 3,010 Hit Count: 1,091 Published: January 06, 2018

Beta'd by Sunalso, who encourages all things. Thanks! heart 

18. Food-Gas-Lodging by Gort - Likes: 50 Comments: 28 Word Count: 2,442 Hit Count: 1,126 Published: January 20, 2018

Thanks to Sunalso for reminding me how restaurants work ;)