It was rare that he had time to relax with good literature and good Scotch, though of course he refrained from voicing that thought out loud. It would be foolish to jinx himself.
– lolololol. I see what you did there!
“What a fine pickle this is,” he crooned softly. “Here I can whisper in your ear, and you can’t say a thing, lest the watcher hear you.” | Buffy rolled her eyes, even though she knew he couldn’t see them. Way to state the obvious!
“I guess that means we can’t have a conversation,” Spike continued. “Whatever shall we do to pass the time?”
– *grins like a lunatic*
they both watched his fingers on her breasts – Umm, not to miss the point or anything, but how much light is in this densely packed closest? How can Buffy see *anything*?
Buffy felt Spike moving behind her, edging towards the door with exactly the sort of subtlety he was known for, which is to say none at all. – Another cracking line!
*Googles Circle K*
Giles is being denial guy, huh? Probably better that way.
*reads on* ahh. *retracts statement*
“Are you just agreeing with me to get me to sleep with you again?”
“Well, yeah. Is it working?”
She jutted her chin out mutinously. “Maybe.”
Not too much later, she howled.
Heh heh heh
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I've always been curious about this fic but couldn't bring myself to start reading it because it just sounded so…confusing and I wasn't sure what to expect. Well, I'm glad I finally gave it a chance. I've been breathlessly reading this chapter from the first sentence and can't wait to see what else you crazy wonderful writers have cooked up. yellob: Great chapter and great voices of B and S. I found it hilarious how B was baffled by S's acting skills and the part with S and the mirror was really well done and funny in an understated way.
Thanks so much!
Truthfully, you have to be in ana properly surrealist frame of mind for the Corpse, either to write for it or to read it. But they are always really fun!
You kept the laughs coming and I was rolling on the floor!
Oh, I'm so happy this kept you entertained, Joyce! Thanks bunches for reading and commenting
Cheers and much love,
I’m surprised that she is still in the shirt. Thought her attire would change since she did not remember the red shirt before.
Oh wow! The Brits won in this alternate reality! Darn it.
I ONLY had the very last paragraph of the proceeding chapter, so I didn't know she didn't remember the shirt, only that she was wearing it!
There has to be some verse where the Brits won ;-)
Oh wow. That was super surreal and I wasn't expecting the ending to loop back to the beginning like that.
Well done, a great fic
Thank you! The end going back to the beginning was an option they gave me as I was writing the last chapter, and it was so cool. There was no way I was going to not do that. I am glad you liked this crazy little fic :) Thank you for reviewing each chapter and leaving your thoughts! That was very kind, and especially important when each chapter is written by a different person.
Well that was a fun chapter. I think Giles was lying about buying a coke to cancel the jinx.
So funny that Buffy thought she might get away with her closet 'research' - did she really think Giles that oblivious?
:D So glad you enjoyed! I think Buffy *hoped* Giles was that oblivious, but she should know by now that is not how her life works. Giles is no fool. thank you for reading and reviewing!
Buffy didn't make this bear... or did she? So very surreal - a bear with a Hello Kitty fetish called Pete. Whatever next?!
Thanks for commenting! It means a lot to me :D
Isn't this whole story crazy good? It was such fun to partecipate in it. (Relurker)
I love how you dealt with the Dru and Faith kissing prompt by totally not dealing with it in a way that makes complete sense.
Hah! Thank you! Yeah, my brain saw my starter paragraph and immediately determined "Someone is on drugs." So here we are
Thank you bunches for reading and commenting, SpindleKitten!
A world with only shrimp to eat and everyone dressed in athleisure wear - how creepy.
Hippy Wes was fun. I can't quite imagine him with tattoos
Lol...it was so fun to just write whatever!
And reimagining Wes and Kendra was fun, too! They are the cutest couple...in my head!
Glad you're enjoying the craziness that is EC! Maybe next time, you'll play with us!
I like how, despite the dimension hopping, she still manages to play matchmaker for herself.
This flows surprisingly well from the previous chapter, despite your not actually knowing what happened.
Since we were being crazy I wanted to turn a bunch of things on their heads for this chapter (like having Buffy being the more experienced one). And I just love sandy_s' chapter so you're in for a treat!
Thank you for the read and review!
This fic has been teasing me for months, but I've never quite felt in the mood for the sort of surreal wackiness such a story promises.
So far, I'm really enjoying it, though the anticipation for a plot twist in the next chapter is way stronger than usual.
Ah! I’m so glad you’re reading it. It was ridiculously fun to put together. Enjoy!!
Wow! I just read all nine chapters of this story. Surreal, crazy, and fun! I felt like I had an acid flash-back at the end!
Great job! Lovely to see such creative ingenuity and playfulness.
So glad you enjoyed it! Playful is exactly right.