"Um, Mom?" Dawn interrupted. "Your kids are a mystical Key and a vampire Slayer. Normal isn't happening. Come on, let's pop some popcorn and watch corny movies on Lifetime."
seriously, Dawn for president of the universe.[Report This]
"The look of horror currently on Xander's face made Anya decide to practice restraint for once and not voice the other theory she had. She was pretty sure that one would make Xander's head explode, and that didn't sound nearly as fun as it would have in her vengeance demon days."
ily Anya, never change![Report This]
"I'm sorry," Buffy said, trying unsuccessfully to stifle her laughter. "It's just I had this picture of you being all Rocky Horror."
Anya being all brutally honest and optimistic about Spuffy book sex is hilarious! And the book dialogue is hilaribad. Admittedly, lurid romance novels are not my thing, but it sounds very authentic to how I imagine they'd go, and it's very funny![Report This]
"At the very least we…share a bond of mutual annoyance."
"Oh William, I…" Buffy stopped, pulling away from him. "What the hell are we saying? And my god, are my breasts actually heaving?"
Spike glanced down. "Uh, yeah. They are a little."
"Stop staring at my boobs, Spike."
Spike held up his hands in self-defense. "You're the one who pointed them out, Slayer."
"The smile of her I love is like the dawn whose touch makes Memnon sing. O see where wide the golden sunlight flows."
Poetry quoting Spike is always fun!
"You really are beautiful in the sunlight, kitten. I should've savored the look of you more when I had that ring."
I can totally imagine Spike being thrilled to find himself as a pirate captain. Such a big kid!
"Don't worry about it too much, Slayer. You got a fearsome pirate lookin' out for you, after all."
Buffy blinked. "You're looking out for me?"
"Well, yeah. What else would I do?"
Hah, I love that to Spike it's just obvious
"You know, I really hate it when you make sense."
"I don't know, some kind of swirly vortex or something."
It's a good thing she has a century-old vampire with her, who has an understanding of magic and... oh... wait.[Report This]