Authors choice by Mikkalenko +6
Responses: 1
Categories: None
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Summary:

So this is not going to be like my normal challenges. 

I’m re-reading a fic that has a sex shower scene in it and thinking “I wonder if Buffy realizes her vanilla body wash isn’t good for her lady parts” which lead me to think about all the normal body functions and health and beauty tips that don’t get listed in fanfictions. So my challenge is this I want a fic that includes all the real life stuff people do and the awkward time frames that they happen. This can be AH or AU. Loving commented relationship please. But I want the real world stuff. Not the well put together stuff that usually comes from FF. I think making it AU would make it more hilarious (I mean come on vampires don’t have to deal with bathroom breaks, upset stomachs, gas, burping, or ph levels being off.) However on the flip side AH would let them BOTH be hitting those “milestones” in relationships that no one talks about like the first time one of them farts in front of the other.

Make it as long or short as you want. Have fun righting it. It’s not to meant to be a serious piece but it is suppose to be real.

Bonus points for sexy shower time and buffy having to stop spike from using the smelly good shower jell and instead handing over the summers eve lol. 



Summary: Ever wonder about the real, messy bits of life that our favourite characters go through offscreen?
No? Well, neither did I until I read this challenge by Mikkalenko and then I just had to explore!
Buffy, Spike and co have settled down after the events of Not Fade Away and are learning to deal with all things un-apocalypse, namely the weird, but entirely normal and sometimes disturbingly squishy parts of life. 
Beta and Sensitivity Readers: None
Artists: None
Categories: Post-Series, Crossover (AtS), Challenge Response, Taboo - Adults Only
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Original Characters, Spike
Genres: Established Relationship, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Taboo
Challenges: Authors choice
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 7,368 Hit Count: 353 ePub Downloads: 8
Published: January 31, 2022 Updated: January 31, 2022