Dude Looks Like a Lady by Sunalso +11
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Categories: Episode Rewrite, Season 5
Characters: Ensemble
Summary:

Authors choice of title, of course!

Figured I should put this out there so it doesn't disappear into the ether.

 

AU Season 5.  Sometime after OOM but before The Body.

While going through some old papers of Giles' the gang finds a picture of him dressed in drag (I'm thinking like when ASH played in The Rocky Horror Picture Show). Spike is there and hears them giggling. He goes over to see what's so funny and Xander tries to keep the picture from him, so he ends up leaning over Buffy and accidently groping her in some way. He snags the picture and is looking at it while Buffy (to her embarrassment) gets completely turned on from what Spike did. Spike can sense/smell her arousal, but he thinks it's over the picture of Giles.

He is never going to let her live it down.

And of course Buffy can't deny it or she'd have to explain why she really got turned on.

I'm envisioning a one-shot, possibly a episode rewrite where the scoobies have more to worry about than just embarrassment.

Up to you how it's resolved. Does Spike show up at the Bronze in drag to woo Buffy away from Riley? Does it work?

Any rating welcome...but y'all know me ;-)

Note: This is not, at any point of time, meant to hold transpeople of any kind up for ridicule. Let Giles be proud of his past. The humor is meant to come from the situation, not from disparaging a demographic.

Please no scoobie bashing of any kind!