Genres: Humor
Stories
Summary:

(Between “Listening To Fear” and “Into the Woods”)

Spike is in love.  Buffy is in a relationship.
Spike is irritated.  Buffy is unsatisfied.
Spuffy are tiffing. Tara is uncomfortable.
And the Gods are watching.
With popcorn.

 

Categories: Season 5, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Giles, Other, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted, POV
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Spike/Other (Temp)
Challenges: The snark battle to end all snark battles
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,192 Hit Count: 759 ePub Downloads: 30
Published: April 25, 2020 Updated: April 25, 2020
Summary:  The same number of days Buffy had been gone and he is miraculously, somehow, back. Now all Spike had to do was get back to his Slayer. Maybe he will be able to outrun the sun afterall, and maybe his girl will be happy for the first time in a long time when he does.
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Faith Lehane, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 765 Hit Count: 924 ePub Downloads: 25
Published: August 07, 2018 Updated: August 07, 2018
Summary: I know I have a few stories in progress that I should finish first but I came up with this idea a few months ago and have had a lot of fun developing it. It's based on a Blackmirror episode *spoiler alert* the couple who are falling in love are part of an app to find your perfect match. They are 0.1% of a simulation.
Fifteen year old Buffy meets Jenny Calender's brother who is a technopagan developing a computer program to help people find their One so Buffy gets to see over a thousand simulations where she meets her match and they may or may not overcome the odds.
Summary: A panicked vampire, a shocked Angel, and smutty goodness, oh my! It sounds like a different kind of wedding is on the horizon. Join Liz and Elly in this fluffy one-shot of their wedding and vow renewal, set in the Jumpverse (beginning with A Different Kind of Hell).
Series: The Jumpverse
Categories: Alternate Reality, Time Travel, Historical
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Dawn, Faith Lehane, Giles, Original Characters, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Established Relationship, Humor, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,838 Hit Count: 4,792 ePub Downloads: 298
Published: March 09, 2017 Updated: March 09, 2017
Summary: Spike loves love, but no one loves Spike. Aphrodite loves love, and loves meddling in love. The outcome? Spike finds himself trapped in the past, in a very human body, while William needs Buffy's help to navigate life in a vampire's body. 
This was a story I wrote a million years ago, and due to popular demand I'm updating and posting it. 
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Angelus, Anne Pratt, Buffy, Halfrek, Original Characters, Spike, William
Genres: Angst, Dramedy, Fighting, Historical, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Human!Spike, Sexual Situations, Torture, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,294 Hit Count: 259 ePub Downloads: 9
Published: April 19, 2020 Updated: April 19, 2020
Summary: Summary: Buffy and Spike were settled into their life together and had their routine down with their seven-month-old son. He was sleeping through the night, and Buffy and Spike had a good balance of working, spending time as a family, and assisting the Louisiana Slayer team at the slippery New Orleans hellmouth. Then, Buffy gets tapped to help investigate a bunch of dead bodies with neck wounds in the Quarter, and Spike is left to watch their son on his own. He’s done it plenty of times before. What could possibly go wrong this time? **The wonderful banner is by OffYourBird!**
Dedication: This story is written especially for yellowb!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Joss owns all.
Categories: Post-Series, Baby Fic
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Drusilla, Original Characters, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Adult Language, Violence
Challenges: The Vampire Was Pretty
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 25,291 Hit Count: 4,480 ePub Downloads: 83
Published: August 27, 2018 Updated: October 29, 2018
Summary: Buffy and Spike make a last attempt to stop the Hell on earth Angel released when he took on the Circle of the Black Thorn. They go back in time, but are in the back seat with no control. Awakening their knowledge and power is just the beginning.
Categories: Season 2, Season 3, Post-Series, Time Travel, Claim
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Rape, Blood Play, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 24,781 Hit Count: 5,365 ePub Downloads: 50
Published: October 02, 2019 Updated: March 20, 2020
Summary: Spike and Buffy try an experiment with mixed results.
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Humor, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,368 Hit Count: 732 ePub Downloads: 18
Published: December 06, 2018 Updated: December 06, 2018
Summary: Why on earth, he wondered, would anyone want to get married in this church, given its claim to fame?
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Dawn, Hank Summers, Nina Ash, Original Characters, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 6,607 Hit Count: 913 ePub Downloads: 45
Published: September 15, 2019 Updated: September 15, 2019
Summary: Buffy lands herself in detention on a Friday night, which should have been bad enough. Certain bleach-haired vampires just had to keep raising the bar.
Set in Season 3, directly after Lovers Walk. Written for the 12 Years 12 Seasons Anniversary Challenge.
The beautiful banner is by Angelic_Amy! heart
Categories: Season 3
Characters: Buffy, Cordelia, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Challenge Response, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 12,075 Hit Count: 2,960 ePub Downloads: 102
Published: October 10, 2018 Updated: January 26, 2019
Summary: Post Series. Spike and Buffy carve out some holiday time to themselves in an out of the way place. A little snow, a little blood...but who's that lurking outside the window? 
Categories: Post-Series, Holiday Fic, Taboo - Adults Only
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Spike
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Lighthearted
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Taboo, Violence
Challenges: 2017 Holiday Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,168 Hit Count: 2,404 ePub Downloads: 88
Published: December 21, 2017 Updated: December 21, 2017
Summary: With something amiss in Sunnydale, Riley Finn finds himself in need of some very special and especially brooding back-up. An April Fools 2017 challenge response.
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality
Characters: Angel, Riley Finn
Genres: Challenge Response, Humor
Warnings: Adult Language
Challenges: April Fools 2017
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 782 Hit Count: 1,412 ePub Downloads: 35
Published: April 01, 2017 Updated: April 01, 2017
Summary: One shot at a bowling alley of all places.
Series: AU Spuffy that follows loosely season 6+ storylines
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, Humor, Porn w/o Plot, Romance, Vignette
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 3,468 Hit Count: 729 ePub Downloads: 24
Published: May 24, 2017 Updated: May 24, 2017
Summary: A vampire in love with a Slayer? A Slayer, unable to love. Unrequited love is a bad religion. Bad Religion And Other One Shots is a collection of Spuffy short stories ranging from angsty to cute and fluffy, spanning Spuffy from season one through twelve and beyond. 
 
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
 
Categories: Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Season 8 (Comic), Season 9 (Comic), Season 10 (Comic), Season 11 (Comic), Season 12 (Comic), Comic (Season Not Specified), Post-Series, Drabbles, Song Fic
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Dramedy, Established Relationship, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Lighthearted, POV, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 500 Hit Count: 152 ePub Downloads: 2
Published: September 26, 2020 Updated: September 26, 2020
Summary: Facing a fight with the First was nerve-racking enough but don't discount living with Andrew for driving Buffy to the very edge.
Just a bit of fluff set in S7.
Categories: Season 7
Characters: Andrew Wells, Buffy, Giles, Spike, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted, Vignette
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 648 Hit Count: 538 ePub Downloads: 13
Published: January 03, 2019 Updated: January 03, 2019
Summary: Buffy realises that she owes the injured Spike for not betraying her or Dawn to Glory, and returns to the crypt. Post 'Intervention' AU
Categories: Season 5
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Spike, Xander
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,393 Hit Count: 675 ePub Downloads: 40
Published: September 03, 2017 Updated: September 03, 2017
Summary: S3. Spike's back in Sunnydale and Buffy is really tired of listening to him whine. 
Categories: Season 3
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,399 Hit Count: 2,398 ePub Downloads: 59
Published: December 18, 2017 Updated: December 18, 2017
Summary: Spike returns a little earlier to find his gem. The mayor decides that shooting Angel with a poison, which only Slayer blood can cure, is simply too risky for his Faith. And suddenly, Buffy finds herself locked up in a strange underground room in the company of her mortal enemy and the vampire who just broke her heart. But maybe it isn’t all bad. Maybe, this way, Angel will see that this idea about leaving for her own good is bad. Right? Spike, he just wants to get out, but if that’s out of the question, well then at least he’s going to try to have some fun!

Starts out right after The Prom and before Graduation Day pt.I.
Categories: Season 3
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Ensemble, Faith Lehane, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Spike, Wesley
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Word count: 110,360 Hit Count: 13,737 ePub Downloads: 149
Published: April 13, 2020 Updated: October 17, 2020
Summary: Sequel to Thorn Within, it won't make much sense if you didn't read it. Just a short story to answer some questions.

A ginormous thanks to the awesome Micrindle23. heartsGirl, you rock! Thousands of virtual flowers for you. bravo
Series: Thorns
Categories: Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Baby Fic
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Cordelia, Ensemble, Faith Lehane, Original Characters, Spike, Wesley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 12,212 Hit Count: 4,937 ePub Downloads: 134
Published: August 30, 2018 Updated: September 04, 2018
Summary: Spike helps further the Slayer education system... in more ways than one.
Series: Oddments
Categories: Post-Series, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Established Relationship, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,661 Hit Count: 2,799 ePub Downloads: 117
Published: September 01, 2017 Updated: September 01, 2017
Summary: Let’s heat those leftovers up a bit, shall we?
Sequel to “Served Cold.” Basically just smut and silliness and more smut.
Series: Served Cold
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite, Missing Scene, Holiday Fic, Seasonal Spuffy Entries
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Giles, Hank Summers, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,867 Hit Count: 4,036 ePub Downloads: 85
Published: November 23, 2018 Updated: November 23, 2018
Summary: Because any Buffy episode can be Spuffy if you read between the lines.
Categories: Post-Series, Season 2, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Poetry, Seasonal Spuffy Entries
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Fetish, Sexual Situations, Taboo
Completed: No Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Word count: 851 Hit Count: 2,011 ePub Downloads: 16
Published: June 10, 2017 Updated: January 01, 2019
Summary: Based on a challenge by Killjoy and told mainly from Spike’s perspective. After a fun weekend where he partied, seriously drank, danced and had the best shag of his life William “Spike” Pratt goes into work to meet his new boss......one Rupert Giles.
But Spike gets the shock of his life when he realizes the best shag of his life he got the last weekend is his new boss’s oldest stepdaughter! Oh this isn’t going to end well for him.... especially when she keeps flirting and secretly touching him while her dad is around.
Categories: Challenge Response, All Human/Fantasy
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Spike
Genres: Challenge Response, Drama, Dramedy, Erotica, Humor, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Human!Spike, Sexual Situations
Challenges: Whatever you want to call it
Completed: Yes Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Word count: 71,943 Hit Count: 11,653 ePub Downloads: 158
Published: June 09, 2018 Updated: February 01, 2019
Summary: Buffy finds herself TRAPPED in a town-wide spell turning Sunnydale into a 1950’s version of itself intended to be her own personal hell. After the events of This Year's Girl, Buffy returns from LA to learn that the Mayor's back-up plans to ensure she is punished in the event that she managed to foil his plans on Graduation Day are far-reaching.
Written for the Elysian Fields 2020 Trapped Challenge.
Categories: Season 4, Historical
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Ensemble, Giles, Joyce, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Human!Spike
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,666 Hit Count: 366 ePub Downloads: 1
Published: October 21, 2020 Updated: October 21, 2020
Summary: Welcome, Gentle Readers! Have you ever wondered the true meaning of Christmas? I know I have. But never fear, I, Andrew Wells -- having been privileged to bear witness to a Christmas miracle, in this the year Anno Domini Two Thousand and Two -- shall now share with you the answer, a tale that will warm the cockles of your cold, cold heart and fill you to the brim with tingly, pepperminty Christmas spirit.
 
Note: Implied chronology for s7 has Showtime taking place after Christmas, but I have bumped it up for Christmasy Reasons. See final end notes if you are pedantic like me and need a timeline breakdown.
 
Written for the “Hidden Gems” board Holiday Event, as a gift for the incomparable myrabeth. Prompt will appear in final end notes.
Categories: Season 7, Missing Scene, Holiday Fic
Characters: Andrew Wells, Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Kennedy, Other, Rona, Spike, Vi, Willow, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted, POV, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: 2018 Holiday Challenge
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 21,293 Hit Count: 1,673 ePub Downloads: 51
Published: December 26, 2018 Updated: January 14, 2019
Summary:

The slayers activated by Willow fight a terrible war against vampires, demons and dark sorcerers. Just as the vampires are almost exterminated, something starts to happen. The slayers all lay down their arms and assume regular lives. Buffy quits the Scoobies and marries a man named Matt. 

More than 20 years later, the vampires return. Buffy has just left her husband. Xander has become an addict and hasn't been heard from in years. Willow went missing in South America long ago. Giles is back in Englad. Angel is human. Spike is slumbering in a tomb, waiting to be awoken by the final apocalypse.

Can our heroes come together to fight the coming darkness? Will Buffy and Spike become lovers again? Who caused the return of the vampires? What made the slayers lose their power and their will to fight? Who the hell is Matt?

Warning: This is an ensemble piece. There are lots of characters and lots of intertwining story lines, though all the character arcs are thematically similar. It takes quite a long time before Buffy and Spike actually meet, and there are a lot of other characters hogging the limelight. However, the final act does focus strongly on the Spuffy relationship. 


Summary: Buffy and Spike get locked in the house with a mysterious object...
Continuation of my Disney crossover series!
Series: Once Upon a Time
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Humor, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 11,610 Hit Count: 1,250 ePub Downloads: 28
Published: May 02, 2020 Updated: May 11, 2020
Summary: After the altercation with Glory in the hospital during Blood Ties, Buffy discovers that property damage has consequences.
Surprise sequel to Vamp Around the Corner! This will make a lot more sense if you read that first.
Series: Vamp Next Door 'verse
Categories: Season 5, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite, Seasonal Spuffy Entries
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Glory, Joyce, Spike, Tara, Willow
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fighting, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,948 Hit Count: 1,602 ePub Downloads: 25
Published: July 11, 2018 Updated: July 14, 2018
Summary:

“There once was a tale, as old as time, of a tragic hero facing their hardest foe. Chosen by powers unforeseen, before the very acknowledging of time itself, a boy was prophesied to lead all. Enamoured by the darker virtues of man, he was a man Forsaken with his demons: a murderer, redeemed; a boy, grown; a hero, a phoenix, risen from the ashes. He faced the most malignant Evil of all, the one which lies within every tragic hero in their conquest. After all, to every tragic hero, a tragic fall was bequeathed upon their very birth. This is a tale of Andrew, the man who knew no fear -“
 

Also known as the time Andrew Wells had to hide from Buffy in a kitchen cupboard, because his personal blog (which was never meant to blow up) blows up.
 

spoilers for both btvs s7 and the ats s5 episode, damage

Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Harmony, Spike, Wesley, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Lighthearted, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 9,431 Hit Count: 329 ePub Downloads: 14
Published: May 25, 2020 Updated: May 25, 2020
Summary: Buffy catches Dawn smoking, but she’s not the one in trouble for long.
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,485 Hit Count: 585 ePub Downloads: 13
Published: September 15, 2019 Updated: September 15, 2019