Willy the Snitch
Summary: I know I have a few stories in progress that I should finish first but I came up with this idea a few months ago and have had a lot of fun developing it. It's based on a Blackmirror episode *spoiler alert* the couple who are falling in love are part of an app to find your perfect match. They are 0.1% of a simulation.
Fifteen year old Buffy meets Jenny Calender's brother who is a technopagan developing a computer program to help people find their One so Buffy gets to see over a thousand simulations where she meets her match and they may or may not overcome the odds.
Summary: Between juggling a New World Order, a bothersome Council, wayward magic, and – as always – some much with the confusing time travel, there is never a dull moment in Sunnydale for Liz and Elly. This is Season 6 as it exists in the Jumpverse (beginning with A Different Kind of Hell and followed up by A Different Kind of Wedding).
Disclaimer: All of Buffy belongs to Joss Whedon and ME. Everything else is mine, for your pleasure.
Summary: A potentially horrifying story of lust, blood and hunger when the world turns inside out.
Set shortly before Buffy vs Dracula; Riley left town at the end of S4.
Categories: Season 4, Season 5
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Giles, Joyce, Spike, Tara, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, HEA/HFN, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Road Trip
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Word count: 73,384 Hit Count: 24,903 ePub Downloads: 372
Published: October 01, 2019 Updated: November 09, 2019
Summary: After ‘As You Were’ Riley and Sam helicoptered off into the night leaving Buffy and Spike to implode. But what happens when The Doctor starts operating again, the Finns come back to Sunnydale and Dawn is the collateral damage?
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Willy the Snitch
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Word count: 46,262 Hit Count: 19,505 ePub Downloads: 159
Published: July 21, 2018 Updated: November 10, 2019

Part One of the Something Wicked series.  (S4, between Something Blue and Hush)

The Hellions have visited Sunnydale before.  Here and there, in twos and threes, looking for a good time.  Any hellmouth is a good time, after all.  Usually they don’t stay long, since the new Slayer started to get a reputation for making good times go bad.  No one wants to play when there’s a sheriff in town.  But then word gets around that a vamp with a reputation of his own has joined the Slayer’s camp.  That pisses off more than a few boys in the demon world; especially demons with a score to settle and a serious dislike of vamps in general, that one in particular.

What’s interesting is… Once the score gets settled, the sheriff gets distracted dealing with the fallout.  And all of a sudden, the town’s wide open. 

Or is it?

Series: Something Wicked
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response, Taboo - Adults Only
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Clem, Forrest Gates, Giles, Graham Miller, Harmony, Joyce, Maggie Walsh, Original Characters, Riley Finn, Spike, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama, Fighting, Fix-It, HEA/HFN, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kidnapping, POV, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Rape (Actual), Sexual Situations, Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Word count: 187,228 Hit Count: 21,340 ePub Downloads: 282
Published: October 28, 2019 Updated: April 07, 2020
Summary: The web of causality is endless, but when a small ripple in time surfaces, the Powers That Be take advantage of the opportunity to make Spike an offer he can't refuse.  Can he be the Champion the Slayer needs?  And will the choices he makes earn him the love and devotion he craves?  
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 1
Characters: Angel, Angelus, Buffy, Cordelia, Darla, Drusilla, Giles, Joyce, Oz, Principal Snyder, Spike, The First Evil, The Master, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 31,512 Hit Count: 4,145 ePub Downloads: 36
Published: November 16, 2020 Updated: January 10, 2021
Summary: This fic is in response to killjoy's most excellent challenge:  What if instead of fast food Buffy got a job as a phone sex worker at a new establishment in Sunnydale?  
Me being me, I couldn't make this easy devil  but I hope this little story did some justice to the request.  I definitely had a blast writing it!
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Amy Madison, Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Spike, Tara, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Dramedy, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations
Challenges: Whatever you want to call it
Completed: Yes Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Word count: 159,614 Hit Count: 22,023 ePub Downloads: 328
Published: April 25, 2020 Updated: March 12, 2021
Summary: Befriending the local demon population after recognizing that humanity can be just as vile as some of the monsters she has slayed, Buffy decides that she'll be slaying and living according to her own rules. After all, she's already died once, and Blondie did say to "live fast 'cause it won't last," and Debbie Harry isn't even a slayer.
With Drusilla dusted due to a mob in Prague, Spike rolls into Sunnydale looking to bag his third Slayer or be bagged by her. He's not picky, he just doesn't want to go down without a fight. But what he expects (another one of the Council's chits with a stake up her arse and fighting skills somewhere between mediocre and good) and what he finds (a bat swinging, Ramones singing hellcat) are two entirely different things.
Categories: Season 1, Season 2
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Clem, Giles, Spike, The Anointed One, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Fighting, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult Language, Violence
Challenges: I Wanna Be Sedated
Completed: No Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,769 Hit Count: 8,516 ePub Downloads: 82
Published: April 29, 2020 Updated: March 21, 2021

This didn't feel like a Slayer dream or even some kind of a vision. Delusion. Nightmare! It felt real. Surreal but... real. Just what was happening here? She had a terrible feeling that Willow had been right, and they shouldn't have used that spell. Just her luck to be trapped inside someone that wasn't herself for the second day in a row!
And WHY did it have to be SPIKE? 

Categories: Season 2
Characters: Buffy, Drusilla, Giles, Spike, Willow, Willy the Snitch
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,822 Hit Count: 1,902 ePub Downloads: 23
Published: October 31, 2020 Updated: November 28, 2020
Summary: This WIP sprung from the idea of a love potion that backfired – but not on the general population like in Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (S2E16) but backfired on the caster of the potion. Dosing the caster with some self-love – something most of our Scoobies are lacking from time to time. Self-love also got me thinking about the toxic end of that spectrum, Narcissism. And, well here we are, an AU where the Scoobies learn to love themselves (mind out of the gutter, I didn’t mean it that way (probably)) with a little help from the goddess who cursed Narcissus: Nemesis.
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Andrew Wells, Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Jonathan Levinson, Original Characters, Other, Spike, Tara, Warren Mears, William, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,575 Hit Count: 536 ePub Downloads: 6
Published: September 03, 2020 Updated: September 07, 2020
Summary: As per usual, Buffy is thrown back in time... but this time from a place we never imagined.
Angel and The Master team up and bring down the walls of reality..
This is a cross over between BtVS and Torchwood if you hadn't guessed already :)

The universe had a few things go wrong in it.
So an order was put in for a second go, by the Powers.
When a Slayer took down her first Master, in LA,
when Whistler was sent in to point a vampire with a soul
at a girl who had no clue what he was up to,
things slid a little sideways, onto a slightly different track.

What is 'normal', really?
Who is prophesied?
And what happens if you give the ingredients a stir
before you send your dish back to the kitchen and ask for a new version of the same meal?

Summary: An earthquake on Buffy's birthday sets things in a direction no one is prepared for. Episode rewrites from Older And Far Away to As You Were. I didn't include Hell's Bells. Is AU for a short amount of time due to Normal Again.
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite, All Human
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Glory, Halfrek, Hank Summers, Joyce, Riley Finn, Spike, William, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp), Human!Spike, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,626 Hit Count: 1,762 ePub Downloads: 74
Published: July 21, 2018 Updated: July 21, 2018
Summary: The Scourge are done for.  The baby Slayers are back on track, nicely settled under Xander and Willow’s careful tutelage.  Dawn is right-sized.  Things with Giles are… steady-ish.  And Buffy and Spike have found a nice safe haven away from it all where they can just be.  Dial in case of Apocalypse.  Sort out the gray areas on their own time and terms.  Maybe redefine the whole relationship between demons and humanity, and vamps and humans… and of course Slayers and vamps.  You know; given enough time and… social intercourse.

Anyway, that was the theory.  Then the whole thing started with the military, and Amy.  And then Willow and Xander decide to show up on their doorstep.  And there was that thing with Faith and Giles, and…  Jeez.  Hellmouths weren’t the only things that keep rumbling.   

Well, at least they’d closed the book on Angel, right?

(Note:  This is a sequel to “Home Is Where the Scourge Is”, and is Part 4 of a series.  If you haven’t read the rest, you’ll have no idea what the bloody hell is going on.  I mean, you can; I can’t stop you.  But a lot of what’s happening in here will be taking place in a world unrecognizable to the uninitiated.)
Inspired by a challenge from knightowl:
When Buffy dies at the hands of the Master her Slayer side goes into shock and hides. This makes everyone, even the Council think that she has lost her powers. Her friends and Giles draw away from her so that she can have a 'normal' life and to protect her from everything. Letting Buffy see that all they really liked about her was her Slayer side. Kendra is sent to Sunnydale to replace Buffy and Angel starts to stalk her instead of Buffy, allowing her to see how creepy that is. Buffy becomes depressed and realises that she liked being the Slayer but that everything she thought she knew about her life and her friends was wrong.
Enter Spike, who hates Dru a little because the whole Prague thing only happened because Dru finally decided to break up with him just to then let herself be hurt knowing Spike would have to stay and look after her.
Spike and Buffy meet, both a little depressed and angry at how their lives are at the moment.

Or a lot depressed, if you ask me.
I like to think of this story as fun, sweet, and effed up all rolled into one angsty teen/vampire romance. So, basically, it's a retelling of S2 with Spike as the male lead. Fun times. biggrin
Extra warnings include talks about self-harm (no graphic depictions) and harm to a child (because of course Dawn is always a magnet for trouble). Oh, and the Drug Use warning is only for marijuana.
Categories: Season 2, Challenge Response
Characters: Angel, Billy Fordham, Buffy, Cordelia, Dawn, Drusilla, Ensemble, Giles, Joyce, Kendra, Original Characters, Other, Oz, Spike, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Angst, Dark, Dramedy, Hurt/Comfort, POV, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Cheating/Infidelity, Drug Use, Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Challenges: Slayer in hiding
Completed: No Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 18,792 Hit Count: 1,557 ePub Downloads: 25
Published: April 25, 2019 Updated: May 24, 2019

“I’ve figured it out.  Maybe you haven’t but I have. 

Willow knew there was a chance that she’d come back wrong."  


The Scoobies bring a not-too-chipper Buffy back to life, hoping it'll be just like old times, but magic always has consequences.  As Buffy finds herself strangely drawn to Spike, the gang races to get to the bottom of the side effects of Will's biggest spell yet, and everyone gets more than they bargained for.

Season 6 rewrite starting from episode 3.  
The story has 24 chapters in total.

Series: The Chronicles of Sunnydale
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Halfrek, Rack, Spike, Tara, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, HEA/HFN, Resurrection, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Word count: 55,915 Hit Count: 11,813 ePub Downloads: 98
Published: January 18, 2021 Updated: January 23, 2021
Summary: There must be balance.
When Buffy is resuscitated she comes back deaf. 
How will her new condition affect her friendships and relationships with others including a certain bleach blonde vampire?
Thank you OffYourBird for my beautiful banner! 
I have absolute respect for the deaf community and while I have only learnt a bit of Irish Sign Language I have never learnt American SL but I tried to write everything as accurately as possible, conversations in italics are signed and spoken though they are often only signed for reasons explained in the story. The gadgets did exist in the nineties I saw them in the film 'Hear no Evil', Enjoy!
Categories: Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5
Characters: Angel, Angelus, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Doyle, Giles, Hank Summers, Joyce, Kendra, Maggie Walsh, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Principal Snyder, Riley Finn, Spike, The Master, Whistler, William, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fighting, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 55,203 Hit Count: 11,685 ePub Downloads: 200
Published: February 19, 2018 Updated: April 01, 2018

“Fists up then, pretty boy, come and have a go...”

With the Sect on the war path and Willow back home where she belongs, Dawn meets someone new in town.  The gang try to keep track of who the real enemy is while navigating the fallout from Bishop's Castle.

This is a sequel to The Demon, The Witch and The Warlock.

Series: The Chronicles of Sunnydale
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality
Characters: Angel, Angelus, Anya, Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Original Characters, Spike, Tara, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramedy, Erotica, Established Relationship, Fighting, HEA/HFN, Kidnapping, Resurrection, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Torture (Emotional/Psychological), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 20,715 Hit Count: 900 ePub Downloads: 10
Published: April 03, 2021 Updated: April 19, 2021

Part Two of the Something Wicked series  (S5, beginning with "Buffy vs Dracula")

Spuffy have been together for a while now.  Things have been great.  The Scoobies have more or less accepted the reality of their couplehood, Spike finally has his own place, so there’s plenty of thoroughly excellent shag-time, and college is kind of fun when you have a worldly, undead tutor to poke fun at your instructors and help you remember your lessons with fascinating anecdotes or, when that fails, incredibly memorable sexy-times.  Life is actually, like, bordering on good

But then Mr. Eurovamp 2000 blows into town and causes a bunch of jealousy.  And then Buffy starts having a bunch of crappy Slayer dreams about glowy purply stuff.  And Dawn is going off the hook even more than usual, and Mom is acting weird…  And, as if there’s not enough to deal with, Buffy’s pretty sure that idiot Riley Finn is still lurking around town trying to come up with a reason to shoot her boyfriend…

Buffy should have known things couldn’t stay yummy for long.  She probably would have started to worry if it had.

2004 Buffy Is flung back in time against her will to face old enemies and new.
It's time for Buffy to put it right and she is doing it the only she knows how.
Her way and there is nothing The Council can do to stop her.