Willy the Snitch
Stories
Summary: I know I have a few stories in progress that I should finish first but I came up with this idea a few months ago and have had a lot of fun developing it. It's based on a Blackmirror episode *spoiler alert* the couple who are falling in love are part of an app to find your perfect match. They are 0.1% of a simulation.
Fifteen year old Buffy meets Jenny Calender's brother who is a technopagan developing a computer program to help people find their One so Buffy gets to see over a thousand simulations where she meets her match and they may or may not overcome the odds.
Summary: What would have happened in Season 4 if Spike had worked with the Scoobies after getting chipped?  And what if he was secretly also working with one Ethan Rayne?
Series: Spike and the Scoobies
Categories: Season 4, Challenge Response
Characters: Adam, Anya, *Buffy, Clem, Ethan Rayne, Giles, Other, Riley Finn, *Spike, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, HEA/HFN, Mystery, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 29,853 Hit Count: 2,506 ePub Downloads: 62
Published: July 09, 2021 Updated: August 08, 2021
Summary: A potentially horrifying story of lust, blood and hunger when the world turns inside out.
Set shortly before Buffy vs Dracula; Riley left town at the end of S4.
Categories: Season 4, Season 5
Characters: Anya, *Buffy, Giles, Joyce, *Spike, Tara, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, HEA/HFN, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Road Trip
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Word count: 73,384 Hit Count: 35,546 ePub Downloads: 555
Published: October 01, 2019 Updated: November 10, 2019
Summary: Part Four of “Something Wicked”:  OMWF with an established relationship, and a happy Slayer.  Also, no resurrection or Trio. There is something else looming… but not those dopes.  We’ve messed with the S6 theme too much for that, by now. (i.e. it can possibly be read as a standalone, but I wouldn’t recommend it.)
Summary: (Book 1 of The Serpent Curse)
Buffy thought she had problems, being brought back from the dead, digging her way out of her coffin, the fact she's secretly attracted to Spike, and the mountain of bills she can’t afford to pay. The problem is....they held nothing to the arrival of Him. What's a slayer to do when everything she's ever believed turns out to be a lie? How's she supposed to react when this new threats appearance changes her life forever? And to make matters worse...he's human.
 
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Summary: Spike never returns to Sunnydale after season 3. Without his particular help, Dawn dies at the end of season 5 instead of Buffy.  Unable to handle the loss, Buffy leaves the Hellmouth and slaying behind. This Story takes place 10+ years later. Buffy is content with her new life, for the most part. Her business, Joyful Dawning Supernatural Supply Company, supports her and her shopping addiction; and gives her an excuse to travel freely around the world. The only thing disturbing her happiness was the stupid owner of Rebel Yell, a popular local bar and grill. A mysterious Mr. William Pratt. 
Categories: Season 5, Post-Series, Alternate Reality, Baby/Kid Fic, Claim
Characters: *Buffy, *Spike, Anya, Clem, Dawn, Drusilla, Giles, Glory, Joyce, Nikki Wood, Original Characters, Oz, Robin Wood, Sam Lawson, Tara, Wesley, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, HEA/HFN, Lighthearted, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Character Death, Infertility Issues/Miscarriage, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Word count: 29,233 Hit Count: 5,098 ePub Downloads: 39
Published: August 20, 2022 Updated: November 19, 2022
Summary: After ‘As You Were’ Riley and Sam helicoptered off into the night leaving Buffy and Spike to implode. But what happens when The Doctor starts operating again, the Finns come back to Sunnydale and Dawn is the collateral damage?
 
Categories: Season 6
Characters: *Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Riley Finn, *Spike, Tara, Willy the Snitch
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Word count: 46,262 Hit Count: 22,680 ePub Downloads: 208
Published: July 21, 2018 Updated: November 10, 2019
Summary: This is the sequel to Once There Was a Love. Spike knows Buffy as his erstwhile lover. He is pissed. Turned on. Defensive. Out for bloody revenge.
Series: Once There Was a Love, But That Was Long Ago
Categories: Season 2, Time Travel
Characters: Angel, Billy Fordham, *Buffy, Cordelia, Drusilla, Ensemble, Giles, Jenny Calendar, Joyce, Kendra, Oz, *Spike, The Anointed One, William, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fighting, HEA/HFN, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: No Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,717 Hit Count: 805 ePub Downloads: 26
Published: January 01, 2022 Updated: February 05, 2022
Summary: (Book 1 of Allies From Across The Void)
When denial strikes and a wish is made, Buffy and her friends have to face what real human evil is capable of. Can they pull together and defeat this new threat? Or will they fall apart in the process? What other damage will be left behind if they can? And more questions are raised when Spike knows just who to call.
 
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Summary:

Part 1 of the Something Wicked series.  (S4, between "Something Blue" and "Hush")

The Hellions have visited Sunnydale before.  Here and there, in twos and threes, looking for a good time.  Any hellmouth is a good time, after all.  Usually they don’t stay long, since the new Slayer started to get a reputation for making good times go bad.  No one wants to play when there’s a sheriff in town.  But then word gets around that a vamp with a reputation of his own has joined the Slayer’s camp.  That pisses off more than a few boys in the demon world; especially demons with a score to settle and a serious dislike of vamps in general, that one in particular.

What’s interesting is… Once the score gets settled, the sheriff gets distracted dealing with the fallout.  And all of a sudden, the town’s wide open. 

Or is it?

Series: Something Wicked
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response, Taboo - Adults Only
Characters: Anya, *Buffy, Clem, Forrest Gates, Giles, Graham Miller, Harmony, Joyce, Maggie Walsh, Original Characters, Riley Finn, *Spike, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama, Fighting, Fix-It, HEA/HFN, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Kidnapping, POV, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Rape (Actual), Sexual Situations, Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Word count: 187,237 Hit Count: 32,299 ePub Downloads: 480
Published: October 28, 2019 Updated: April 07, 2020
Summary: The web of causality is endless, but when a small ripple in time surfaces, the Powers That Be take advantage of the opportunity to make Spike an offer he can't refuse.  Can he be the Champion the Slayer needs?  And will the choices he makes earn him the love and devotion he craves?  
 
 
Categories: Pre-Series, Season 1
Characters: Angel, Angelus, *Buffy, Cordelia, Darla, Drusilla, Giles, Joyce, Oz, Principal Snyder, *Spike, The First Evil, The Master, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 31,512 Hit Count: 4,856 ePub Downloads: 38
Published: November 17, 2020 Updated: January 11, 2021
Summary:  
Buffy and Lilly decide to stay in the hell dimension in Anne. 
Years later, long after Lilly passes away Willow and the gang decide Buffy has had enough time on vacation.
Obviously, things do not go as planned for them.
 
 
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Summary: What if Spike came to UC Sunnydale a few days sooner and encountered a soulless Buffy? Could they be exactly what the other needs? 
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Anya, *Buffy, Giles, Kathy Newman, Oz, *Spike, Veruca, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Porn w/ Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Substance Use/Addiction, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 10,906 Hit Count: 1,714 ePub Downloads: 15
Published: April 05, 2022 Updated: April 23, 2022
Summary: This fic is in response to killjoy's most excellent challenge:  What if instead of fast food Buffy got a job as a phone sex worker at a new establishment in Sunnydale?  
Me being me, I couldn't make this easy devil  but I hope this little story did some justice to the request.  I definitely had a blast writing it!
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Amy Madison, Anya, *Buffy, Dawn, Giles, *Spike, Tara, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Dramedy, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Humor, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations
Challenges: Whatever you want to call it
Completed: Yes Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Word count: 159,614 Hit Count: 30,747 ePub Downloads: 468
Published: April 25, 2020 Updated: March 12, 2021
Summary: With a major (mayor) apocalypse looming in the distance, the Powers offer a deal to Buffy, to go back and fix things before it's too late.
Easy, right?
Turns out changing the past is difficult when you're trying to do it on purpose.
 
(yet another time travel fic cause I want these two to be happy)
Categories: Season 3, Season 6, Time Travel
Characters: Angel, Anya, *Buffy, Clem, Cordelia, Faith Lehane, Giles, Joyce, Oz, *Spike, Tara, Whistler, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Fix-It, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Completed: No Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Word count: 45,349 Hit Count: 8,799 ePub Downloads: 54
Published: January 29, 2022 Updated: November 24, 2022
Summary: Befriending the local demon population after recognizing that humanity can be just as vile as some of the monsters she has slayed, Buffy decides that she'll be slaying and living according to her own rules. After all, she's already died once, and Blondie did say to "live fast 'cause it won't last," and Debbie Harry isn't even a slayer.
 
With Drusilla dusted due to a mob in Prague, Spike rolls into Sunnydale looking to bag his third Slayer or be bagged by her. He's not picky, he just doesn't want to go down without a fight. But what he expects (another one of the Council's chits with a stake up her arse and fighting skills somewhere between mediocre and good) and what he finds (a bat swinging, Ramones singing hellcat) are two entirely different things.
Categories: Season 1, Season 2
Characters: Angel, *Buffy, Clem, Giles, *Spike, The Anointed One, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Fighting, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult Language, Violence
Challenges: I Wanna Be Sedated
Completed: No Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,769 Hit Count: 11,533 ePub Downloads: 116
Published: April 29, 2020 Updated: March 22, 2021
Summary:

This didn't feel like a Slayer dream or even some kind of a vision. Delusion. Nightmare! It felt real. Surreal but... real. Just what was happening here? She had a terrible feeling that Willow had been right, and they shouldn't have used that spell. Just her luck to be trapped inside someone that wasn't herself for the second day in a row!
And WHY did it have to be SPIKE? 

Categories: Season 2
Characters: *Buffy, Drusilla, Giles, *Spike, Willow, Willy the Snitch
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,821 Hit Count: 2,079 ePub Downloads: 29
Published: November 01, 2020 Updated: November 28, 2020
Summary: Being Called does not mean being Owned.
The Calling has Buffy in Las Vegas; jaded, bored, struggling with 'normal life'.  For one thing, she hasn't been 'normal' since Merrick, and Lothos, and the mental ward. Mom is also struggling; with the move, her new job. Buffy’s new Watcher is struggling with... well, everything (he's pretty useless, that Wesley).
Buffy feels she's owed a good time...and she finds it, on her birthday; in a strange new, blue-eyed vamp she meets at some dive bar.  He's different, a little weird, he's been looking to meet her for a good, long while... and god, is he ever good in bed.
(Written for the EF "Called" Challenge.)  
NOTE:  While part of a series, this story is NOT a sequel to Reordering the Universe.  The tales in this series are only thematically linked, and are but supposals with one thing in common:  What if Buffy was never the Sunnydale Slayer? 
What if, indeed. 
Summary: Spike
Turns out the Gem of Amarra is more complicated than just a get-out-of-death-free card and as soon as I put the bloody thing on, I find myself compelled to play the white-hatted hero. And the damn thing is stuck on my finger. Sodding magic.
Buffy
Riley is perfect, right? Normal, cute, way into me. Not involved with anything that goes bump in the night. So yeah. Perfect.
Except I'm not so sure his white-picket-fence future is one I want. In fact, it kind of makes me ill thinking about it.
And Will’s will-be-done spell, and the very naked things that happened during it? That did not help.
Riley
I can handle Buffy being the Slayer. Really.
But she's my future wife and I'm not letting a tacky Billy Idol wannabe of an HST drag her into the darkness.
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Angel, *Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Faith Lehane, Forrest Gates, Giles, Graham Miller, Harmony, Joyce, Maggie Walsh, Riley Finn, *Spike, Tara, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Drama, Erotica, HEA/HFN, POV, Romance, Slow-Burn, Under Magical Influence
Warnings: Adult Language, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Torture (Physical), Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Word count: 55,501 Hit Count: 13,035 ePub Downloads: 222
Published: April 27, 2021 Updated: July 05, 2021
Summary: As per usual, Buffy is thrown back in time... but this time from a place we never imagined.
Angel and The Master team up and bring down the walls of reality..
This is a cross over between BtVS and Torchwood if you hadn't guessed already :)
Summary: Buffy's new theory about the trio leads her to forge a new alliance, and life changes course for all of the Scoobies mid-season-6. And soon…just when Buffy's relationship with Spike is starting to look a little more promising…someone comes back into town and throws everything even more off-kilter. Buffy is left battling a totally new kind of big bad while also fighting the temptation of a much more familiar one.
Summary:

The universe had a few things go wrong in it.
So an order was put in for a second go, by the Powers.
When a Slayer took down her first Master, in LA,
when Whistler was sent in to point a vampire with a soul at a girl who had no clue what he was up to,
things slid a little sideways, onto a slightly different track.

What is 'normal', really?
Who is prophesied?
And what happens if you give the ingredients a stir before you send your dish back to the kitchen and ask for a new version of the same meal?

Summary: An earthquake on Buffy's birthday sets things in a direction no one is prepared for. Episode rewrites from Older And Far Away to As You Were. I didn't include Hell's Bells. Is AU for a short amount of time due to Normal Again.
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Angel, *Buffy, Glory, Halfrek, Hank Summers, Joyce, Riley Finn, *Spike, William, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp), Human!Spike, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,626 Hit Count: 2,181 ePub Downloads: 90
Published: July 21, 2018 Updated: July 21, 2018
Summary: Part 4 of a the Souls In Bondage series:
The Scourge are done for.  The baby Slayers are back on track, nicely settled under Xander and Willow’s careful tutelage.  Dawn is right-sized.  Things with Giles are… steady-ish.  And Buffy and Spike have found a nice safe haven away from it all where they can just be.  Dial in case of Apocalypse.  Sort out the gray areas on their own time and terms.  Maybe redefine the whole relationship between demons and humanity, and vamps and humans… and of course Slayers and vamps.  You know; given enough time and… social intercourse.

Anyway, that was the theory.  Then the whole thing started with the military, and Amy.  And then Willow and Xander decide to show up on their doorstep.  And there was that thing with Faith and Giles, and…  Jeez.  Hellmouths weren’t the only things that keep rumbling.   

Well, at least they’d closed the book on Angel, right?

(Note:  This is a sequel to “Home Is Where the Scourge Is”, and is Part 4 of a series.  If you haven’t read the rest, you’ll have no idea what the bloody hell is going on.  I mean, you can; I can’t stop you.  But a lot of what’s happening in here will be taking place in a world unrecognizable to the uninitiated.)
 
Summary:  
Inspired by a challenge from knightowl:
 
When Buffy dies at the hands of the Master her Slayer side goes into shock and hides. This makes everyone, even the Council think that she has lost her powers. Her friends and Giles draw away from her so that she can have a 'normal' life and to protect her from everything. Letting Buffy see that all they really liked about her was her Slayer side. Kendra is sent to Sunnydale to replace Buffy and Angel starts to stalk her instead of Buffy, allowing her to see how creepy that is. Buffy becomes depressed and realises that she liked being the Slayer but that everything she thought she knew about her life and her friends was wrong.
 
Enter Spike, who hates Dru a little because the whole Prague thing only happened because Dru finally decided to break up with him just to then let herself be hurt knowing Spike would have to stay and look after her.
 
Spike and Buffy meet, both a little depressed and angry at how their lives are at the moment.
 

 
Or a lot depressed, if you ask me.
 
I like to think of this story as fun, sweet, and effed up all rolled into one angsty teen/vampire romance. So, basically, it's a retelling of S2 with Spike as the male lead. Fun times. biggrin
 
Extra warnings include talks about self-harm (no graphic depictions) and harm to a child (because of course Dawn is always a magnet for trouble). Oh, and the Drug Use warning is only for marijuana.
Categories: Season 2, Challenge Response
Characters: Angel, Billy Fordham, *Buffy, Cordelia, Dawn, Drusilla, Ensemble, Giles, Joyce, Kendra, Original Characters, Other, Oz, *Spike, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Angst, Dark, Dramedy, Hurt/Comfort, POV, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Cheating/Infidelity, Substance Use/Addiction, Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Challenges: Slayer in hiding
Completed: No Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 18,792 Hit Count: 1,792 ePub Downloads: 33
Published: April 25, 2019 Updated: May 24, 2019
Summary: Spike's been caught by the Initiative during 'Fear Itself' and the chip sends him feral. After his escape, he encounters a drunken primal slayer who decides to make him her pet. Of course, a sober Buffy is not quite as eager, but Giles is adamant she must take care of her new charge and all the responsibilities of a good pet owner.
A Season 4 rewrite. Because let's face it, we needed one.
 
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Summary:

“I’ve figured it out.  Maybe you haven’t but I have. 

Willow knew there was a chance that she’d come back wrong."  

 

The Scoobies bring a not-too-chipper Buffy back to life, hoping it'll be just like old times, but magic always has consequences.  As Buffy finds herself strangely drawn to Spike, the gang races to get to the bottom of the side effects of Will's biggest spell yet, and everyone gets more than they bargained for.

Season 6 rewrite starting from episode 3.  
The story has 24 chapters in total.

Series: The Chronicles of Sunnydale
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Angel, Anya, *Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Halfrek, Rack, *Spike, Tara, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramedy, Erotica, Fighting, HEA/HFN, Resurrection, Romance, Slow-Burn
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Word count: 55,915 Hit Count: 16,552 ePub Downloads: 143
Published: January 18, 2021 Updated: January 23, 2021
Summary: There must be balance.
 
When Buffy is resuscitated she comes back deaf. 
 
How will her new condition affect her friendships and relationships with others including a certain bleach blonde vampire?
 
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I have absolute respect for the deaf community and while I have only learnt a bit of Irish Sign Language I have never learnt American SL but I tried to write everything as accurately as possible, conversations in italics are signed and spoken though they are often only signed for reasons explained in the story. The gadgets did exist in the nineties I saw them in the film 'Hear no Evil', Enjoy!
Categories: Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5
Characters: Angel, Angelus, Anya, *Buffy, Clem, Doyle, Giles, Hank Summers, Joyce, Kendra, Maggie Walsh, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Principal Snyder, Riley Finn, *Spike, The Master, Whistler, William, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fighting, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 55,203 Hit Count: 14,871 ePub Downloads: 247
Published: February 19, 2018 Updated: April 01, 2018
Summary:

“Fists up then, pretty boy, come and have a go...”
 

With the Sect on the war path and Willow back home where she belongs, Dawn meets someone new in town.  The gang try to keep track of who the real enemy is while navigating the fallout from Bishop's Castle.

This is a sequel to The Demon, The Witch and The Warlock.