Mr. Gordo
Buffy's pig...
Stories
Summary: Anyone up for a Mr. Gordo fic? :o) And hey, there's no tag for Mr. Gordo!! He needs a character tag... biggrin
Spoilers: Through Chosen.
Summary (from 2003): As I’ve just discovered the Sandlot, I visited Tiramasu’s Mr. Gordo site and read some of the wonderful stories there.  As a result, I decided I wanted to write a ficlet about what happened to Mr Gordo at the end of BtVS.  I didn’t want him to get swallowed by the Hellmouth. *sniff*  Mr. Gordo POV.  Deepest apologies if this story concept has already been written.
Dedication: This story is especially for Asia, who kindly beta-read for me! Thanks, dear, for helping me work out the kinks! :o) You’re amazing!
Categories: Season 7
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Mr. Gordo, Spike
Genres: Drama, POV
Warnings: Character Death
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,256 Hit Count: 603 ePub Downloads: 24
Published: March 16, 2017 Updated: March 16, 2017
Summary: Bitty Buffy and Mr Gordo go to the park where they meet a very strange man ...
 
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
 
This was inspired by a challenge from Rezol.
Series: Bitty Buffy and Mr Gordo
Categories: Pre-Series
Characters: Buffy, Mr. Gordo, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,774 Hit Count: 1,032 ePub Downloads: 19
Published: July 04, 2017 Updated: July 04, 2017
Summary: Just something that popped into my mind for the Bitty Buffy and Mr Gordo series. This comes before the other stories in the sequence.
Series: Bitty Buffy and Mr Gordo
Categories: Pre-Series
Characters: Buffy, Mr. Gordo, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 498 Hit Count: 947 ePub Downloads: 18
Published: July 02, 2017 Updated: July 02, 2017
Summary: The third installment of the Bitty Buffy and Mr Gordo series where they go ice skating in Time Square and then to the Ice Capades.
Series: Bitty Buffy and Mr Gordo
Categories: Pre-Series
Characters: Buffy, Hank Summers, Mr. Gordo, Spike
Genres: Challenge Response, Fluffy/Comedy, Pre-Series
Warnings: None
Completed: No Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 6,805 Hit Count: 1,636 ePub Downloads: 14
Published: June 30, 2017 Updated: July 02, 2017
Summary: Bitty Buffy and Mr Gordo are sick and tired of the arguing that goes along with a Summers' holiday in New York, so they decide to leave and take a bite out of the Big Apple.
Series: Bitty Buffy and Mr Gordo
Categories: Pre-Series
Characters: Buffy, Drusilla, Mr. Gordo, Spike
Genres: Challenge Response, Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: Bitty Buffy & Mr. Gordo take Manhattan (title up to you)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,481 Hit Count: 1,243 ePub Downloads: 29
Published: May 13, 2017 Updated: May 13, 2017
Summary: The second instalment in the series of adventures of Buffy and Mr Gordo. An enterprising four and one quarter year old and her pig left alone in an art gallery. What could possibly go wrong?
Series: Bitty Buffy and Mr Gordo
Categories: Pre-Series
Characters: Buffy, Mr. Gordo, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 3,674 Hit Count: 1,081 ePub Downloads: 26
Published: May 28, 2017 Updated: May 28, 2017
Summary: William Boring, chairman of a top accounting firm by day, lonely, stay at home bachelor by night, meets a girl on the run with a life more exciting than his own. About to go on his first vacation in years, he can’t help but fall a little in love with Candy upon their first meeting, which starts with a bang!  Buffy Summers is a top lingerie model attempting to escape aggressive paparazzi and a possessive ex. William doesn't suspect that the girl he just met has never had anyone other than family and her manager respect her and treat her like she matters more than a piece of prime meat, or that she's lied and used an alias when she realises this hot man doesn't have a clue who she is. Thus begins a road trip to end all road trips, with thrilling cop chases, the pap's on their tail and someone with murder on their mind desperate to catch up with them. Will they escape? You'll only find out if you read on!
 
 
Categories: All Human/Fantasy
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Cordelia, Dawn, Faith Lehane, Lorne, Mr. Gordo, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Erotica, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Torture
Completed: Yes Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Word count: 63,588 Hit Count: 10,023 ePub Downloads: 165
Published: August 29, 2017 Updated: March 21, 2018
Summary:  I just found my first ever Spuffy high school fic from 2008 that I've never shared! Shame on me!
 
Buffy moves to the sleepy town of Sunnydale with her mother after her parents' rough divorce. She's been going through some hard times, but things are starting to come together... If she'd let them.
 
A little bit of angst and a whole lot of fluff!
Categories: All Human/Fantasy, Alternate Reality
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Drusilla, Giles, Harmony, Joyce, Mr. Gordo, Parker Abrams, Principal Snyder, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 21,507 Hit Count: 1,292 ePub Downloads: 46
Published: March 24, 2018 Updated: March 24, 2018
Summary: Buffy faced a threat she didn't take seriously and paid  the price for it. Spike in a bid to get guidance used magic to Call on his dead lover's soul but someone else answered. Deals were made and prices paid. Now trapped in a reality without knowing why she chose to be there, Buffy plays with her "Potential", as a boy with Spike's face helps her acclimate to the new world, but things change when a simple Slaying turns into a much bigger problem. Lets hope things end well for our duo. (One Editing pass, will do more if later Parts need to be rectconed)
Summary: As per usual, Buffy is thrown back in time... but this time from a place we never imagined.
Angel and The Master team up and bring down the walls of reality..
This is a cross over between BtVS and Torchwood if you hadn't guessed already :)
Summary:

The universe had a few things go wrong in it.
So an order was put in for a second go, by the Powers.
When a Slayer took down her first Master, in LA,
when Whistler was sent in to point a vampire with a soul
at a girl who had no clue what he was up to,
things slid a little sideways, onto a slightly different track.

What is 'normal', really?
Who is prophesied?
And what happens if you give the ingredients a stir
before you send your dish back to the kitchen and ask for a new version of the same meal?

Summary: After Spike discovers that the chip prevents him from killing people, another "little" problem causes him trouble. Since everyone knows that deperate times call for desperate measures, he attends a support group. Guess who he will stumble upon...
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Harmony, Mr. Gordo, Original Characters, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: No Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 6,230 Hit Count: 1,295 ePub Downloads: 13
Published: March 14, 2020 Updated: March 21, 2020
Summary: A story of love, loss and growing to be the person you always needed to step up and become.
Twenty-one-year old Buffy and William are in love, but that undeclared love has had to endure a separation with no contact for the past six years, both living on separate sides of the world following Buffy's move with her family from London to California.
Kept apart by Hank Summers, will their love ever survive? Will Buffy ever find out how her friend has desperately tried to contact her for years? And will she ever know he'll be waiting to reunite with her at the beautiful fountain in Hyde Park, London, to ring in the new Millennium, the year 2000?
My awesome banner is by Demonyca and I am totally in love with it! flowers Also nycgirl has helped beta and done a read through, Thank you both so much! blow_kiss
Categories: All Human/Fantasy
Characters: Buffy, Dawn, Giles, Hank Summers, Harmony, Joyce, Mr. Gordo, Spike, William
Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 41,285 Hit Count: 4,339 ePub Downloads: 83
Published: October 01, 2017 Updated: December 13, 2017
Summary:

Part Two of the Something Wicked series  (S5, beginning with "Buffy vs Dracula")

Spuffy have been together for a while now.  Things have been great.  The Scoobies have more or less accepted the reality of their couplehood, Spike finally has his own place, so there’s plenty of thoroughly excellent shag-time, and college is kind of fun when you have a worldly, undead tutor to poke fun at your instructors and help you remember your lessons with fascinating anecdotes or, when that fails, incredibly memorable sexy-times.  Life is actually, like, bordering on good

But then Mr. Eurovamp 2000 blows into town and causes a bunch of jealousy.  And then Buffy starts having a bunch of crappy Slayer dreams about glowy purply stuff.  And Dawn is going off the hook even more than usual, and Mom is acting weird…  And, as if there’s not enough to deal with, Buffy’s pretty sure that idiot Riley Finn is still lurking around town trying to come up with a reason to shoot her boyfriend…

Buffy should have known things couldn’t stay yummy for long.  She probably would have started to worry if it had.

Summary:  
2004 Buffy Is flung back in time against her will to face old enemies and new.
 
It's time for Buffy to put it right and she is doing it the only she knows how.
 
Her way and there is nothing The Council can do to stop her. 
Summary: Challenge Response. Starts off with the events from Tabula Rasa but with a slight twist. Giles is set to leave for England in his misguided effort to force Buffy to stand on her own. Buffy, in her anger and desperation, demands for a replacement, someone who can take his place because a slayer on the Hellmouth needs a watcher. Where is Giles supposed to find a watcher with so few options and with time running out? Enter Spike. Will Buffy see the vampire in a new light now that he’s officially pulling for the good guys? An alternate season 6. 
Thanks to my awesome beta IngridZoe!
The amazing banner was made by the very talented OffYourBird.
Categories: Season 6, Episode Rewrite, Challenge Response
Characters: Andrew Wells, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Giles, Halfrek, Jonathan Levinson, Mr. Gordo, Riley Finn, Samantha (Sam) Finn, Spike, Tara, Warren Mears, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Challenge Response, Drama, Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Authors Choice (Spike takes over as Watcher when Giles leaves)
Completed: No Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 30,519 Hit Count: 5,613 ePub Downloads: 55
Published: August 30, 2018 Updated: May 16, 2020
Summary: A challenge response that supposes how Season 6 might be if Giles had not left for England, with several other liberties taken. 
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Ensemble, Faith Lehane, Giles, Mr. Gordo, Original Characters, Spike
Genres: Challenge Response, Drama
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Challenges: Author's choice
Completed: No Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,683 Hit Count: 1,111 ePub Downloads: 7
Published: April 07, 2019 Updated: April 14, 2019
Summary: Spike's disillusioned and has a hate-on for women. Buffy's self-confidence is rattled after a nasty breakup. Put the two together during their best friends' wedding and what do you get? Lots of angst and erotica is what.
Categories: Taboo - Adults Only, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Drusilla, Forrest Gates, Giles, Mr. Gordo, Riley Finn, Spike, Xander
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Hurt/Comfort, Porn w/ Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Fetish, Taboo
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,089 Hit Count: 1,088 ePub Downloads: 27
Published: May 21, 2018 Updated: May 21, 2018