The Anointed One
Summary: Befriending the local demon population after recognizing that humanity can be just as vile as some of the monsters she has slayed, Buffy decides that she'll be slaying and living according to her own rules. After all, she's already died once, and Blondie did say to "live fast 'cause it won't last," and Debbie Harry isn't even a slayer.
With Drusilla dusted due to a mob in Prague, Spike rolls into Sunnydale looking to bag his third Slayer or be bagged by her. He's not picky, he just doesn't want to go down without a fight. But what he expects (another one of the Council's chits with a stake up her arse and fighting skills somewhere between mediocre and good) and what he finds (a bat swinging, Ramones singing hellcat) are two entirely different things.
Categories: Season 1, Season 2
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Clem, Giles, Spike, The Anointed One, Willow, Willy the Snitch, Xander
Genres: Fighting, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult Language, Violence
Challenges: I Wanna Be Sedated
Completed: No Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 22,815 Hit Count: 6,316 ePub Downloads: 61
Published: April 29, 2020 Updated: February 28, 2021

The universe had a few things go wrong in it.
So an order was put in for a second go, by the Powers.
When a Slayer took down her first Master, in LA,
when Whistler was sent in to point a vampire with a soul
at a girl who had no clue what he was up to,
things slid a little sideways, onto a slightly different track.

What is 'normal', really?
Who is prophesied?
And what happens if you give the ingredients a stir
before you send your dish back to the kitchen and ask for a new version of the same meal?