Summary: As far as Buffy is concerned, the only vampires now allowed in her life are the ones meeting the pointy end of her stake. Though a certain bleached menace has somehow managed to slip in anyway­—and an unfortunate slip of the tongue makes the situation even more precarious.
Categories: Season 5, Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Anya, April, Ben Wilkinson, Buffy, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Dramedy, Erotica
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,545 Hit Count: 6,731 ePub Downloads: 179
Published: January 16, 2019 Updated: January 30, 2019
Summary: In between the Spuffy engagement party and Epilogue of 4 to 5 years later of ‘Sweet El Paso Texas’.
Categories: All Human, Baby Fic
Characters: Amy Madison, Andrew Wells, Anya, April, Buffy, Charles Gunn, Cordelia, Dawn, Faith Lehane, Fred, Giles, Jenny Calendar, Jonathan Levinson, Joyce, Lilah Morgan, Lorne, Oz, Sam Lawson, Spike, Tara, Wesley
Genres: Dramedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 32,569 Hit Count: 960 ePub Downloads: 22
Published: July 12, 2020 Updated: October 24, 2020

Part Two of the Something Wicked series  (S5, beginning with "Buffy vs Dracula")

Spuffy have been together for a while now.  Things have been great.  The Scoobies have more or less accepted the reality of their couplehood, Spike finally has his own place, so there’s plenty of thoroughly excellent shag-time, and college is kind of fun when you have a worldly, undead tutor to poke fun at your instructors and help you remember your lessons with fascinating anecdotes or, when that fails, incredibly memorable sexy-times.  Life is actually, like, bordering on good

But then Mr. Eurovamp 2000 blows into town and causes a bunch of jealousy.  And then Buffy starts having a bunch of crappy Slayer dreams about glowy purply stuff.  And Dawn is going off the hook even more than usual, and Mom is acting weird…  And, as if there’s not enough to deal with, Buffy’s pretty sure that idiot Riley Finn is still lurking around town trying to come up with a reason to shoot her boyfriend…

Buffy should have known things couldn’t stay yummy for long.  She probably would have started to worry if it had.