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Spike's love confession dream way back in Season Five broke me. BROKE. ME. Fearing that they would never actually get together onscreen, I had no choice but to turn to fanfiction for sweet relief. That's when the madness set in. For too many years, the when, where and how of Spike and Buffy's hypothetical (and televised) sex life ruled my brain. This body of work is all I have to show for it. *sob*

I dropped out of the fandom in '04 when RL got overly demanding, but the siren song of hot, sweet Spuffy love was too tempting to ignore, so, here I am again. Yay?

If you've read everything here and you STILL want more (bless your smutty heart), every fic I've ever finished (including my super-taboo human AU Older and the S/B/F PWP One Two Three, along with other pairings and some genfic) is archived at NautiBitz.com. New stuff is always posted first at my LJ community (for members only), NautiFic. (Over 3000 members strong now! WTFIDK.)

This just in (April '09): Crave, an all-human AU that casts Spike as Buffy's diabolical (or IS HE?) billionaire father-in-law, is back in swing at my lj community: "OMG the hotness!! Spike is rude, relentless and ruthless and Buffy is sweet, feisty and sailing on denial. Bring them together and PA-POW! ...Definitely a naughty!kink! fic that won't disappoint." - Indigo Crypt Awards (You must have a livejournal account and join my community to read it. There is no approval process -- all are welcome!)

Also exclusive to my comm: Random bits of Crash and Burn II. (Only one so far, but I plan to add more!)

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Summary: Mid-Season 3, Buffy has to stop an apocalypse in a really icky way. Then again, Spike's back in town and has just the stuff she needs...
Originally published in 2003, revised in '07 for my site relaunch. Winner of five awards, including "The Ultimate PWP" @ FMYA Ultimates, "Best Long (Runner Up)" @ LLGAs, and "Best Smut (Runner Up)" @ the Spuffies and Sugar Awards.
Categories: Award Runners-Up, Season 3, Award Winners
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Fighting, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 10,347 Hit Count: 6,571 ePub Downloads: 199
Published: September 27, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Summary: Season 7 lovesmut (and optimistic 'deleted scene'). Is that "history" Andrew refers to in 'Storyteller' more recent than he thinks? Probably not, but let's pretend anyway!
Originally published in 2003. Winner of ten awards, including "The Ultimate Way Things Should Be" Award @ FMYA Ultimate Round, as well as "Best Smut", "Best Short", "Best PWP" and "Best Rewritten" from various awards sites. Selected for recording in the "Strangely Literal" podcast.
Categories: Award Winners, Season 7, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,202 Hit Count: 1,297 ePub Downloads: 65
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: Sequel to Heart Don't Lie. It's the final chapter in the Bunnyverse: Thirteen years later, Buffy and Spike are happily married with kids (and are just as frisky as ever). Ah, domestic bliss. It must mean something's about to change around here...
Originally published in 2007. Winner (as part of the Love Bunnies Series) of three awards: "Best Series", "Best Romance" and "Best Pairing - Conventional" from the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards.
Series: Love Bunnies aka The Bunnyverse
Categories: Award Winners, Post-Series, Crossover (AtS), Alternate Reality, Baby Fic
Characters: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Ensemble, Faith, Giles, Joyce, Original Characters, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Drug Use, Fetish, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,637 Hit Count: 2,822 ePub Downloads: 158
Published: April 21, 2009 Updated: April 21, 2009
Summary: A fun, sexy spin on the S2 'Halloween' episode, and what Spike might have done had Buffy not come to her senses in time... (Title obviously gives the twist away. This is a totally consensual scene, but please read the A/N warnings first.)

**Works as a standalone oneshot** OR as a supplement to my Bunnyverse series. (You do not have to read that series to know what's going on here!)
Originally published in 2009. Winner of "Best Lighthearted" at the Fang Fetish Awards. Currently nominated at the Spuffy Awards for "Best Sex" and at the Cover to Cover Awards for "Best One-Shot" and "Best Kink". Thanks!
Series: Love Bunnies aka The Bunnyverse
Categories: Award Winners, Season 2, Alternate Reality, Taboo - Adults Only
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 3,102 Hit Count: 2,738 ePub Downloads: 173
Published: April 19, 2009 Updated: April 19, 2009
Summary: Feeling sexy after 'First Date', Buffy shows herself some love, forgetting that her live-in ex has bionic hearing. Leads to a tender Spuffy moment. (Warning: she thinks about Wood, but not for long.)
Originally published in 2003. Winner of seven awards, including "Best Short Story" from various awards sites, "Best Smut" from various awards sites, "Best Episode Rewrite" @ SunnyDs and the Spuffies, and more.
Categories: Award Winners, Season 7
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Porn w/o Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,424 Hit Count: 1,061 ePub Downloads: 52
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: A smutty spin on S4's "Who Are You?": Wearing Buffy's body, Faith meets Spike for the first time and has her wicked way with him. When back-to-normal Buffy finds out, she's repulsed. Disgusted! Appalled! But is she also ...jealous?
(Brief moments of S/F, but this is 100% an S/B romance.)
Originally published in 2001. Winner of the "Is It Hot In Here or Is It Just My Story?" Award @ Tainted Love and "Best Smut" @ Darkness Beckons. Currently nominated at The Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards for "Best Fluff" and at the Spark & Burn Awards for "Best Episode Stealer" and "Best Crossover".
Categories: Award Winners, Season 4, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Cordelia, Faith, Riley Finn, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 10,305 Hit Count: 7,406 ePub Downloads: 148
Published: November 19, 2007 Updated: November 19, 2007
Summary: Before 'Lover's Walk' is over, Spike and Buffy get drunk, pass out, and wake up in a curious predicament. Who's to blame? Trick, the Mayor, hairy demons, Jack Daniels? Who cares? They're naked!
Originally published in 2002. Winner of fourteen awards, including "Year's Best Comedy" @ LLGAs, "Best Comedy" @ SoGAs, "Outstanding NC-17" @ FMYAs, "Best Sex", "Judge's Choice" @ FFAs, and "Best Rough & Tumble" @ IMAs.
Categories: Award Runners-Up, Season 3, Award Winners
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Faith, Spike
Genres: Challenge Response, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Word count: 14,192 Hit Count: 4,583 ePub Downloads: 182
Published: September 27, 2007 Updated: November 19, 2007
Summary: Spike and Buffy meet again post-Angel: "The point is she's moving on. You do the same, and you might catch her one day." Or she might catch you...
Originally published in 2004. Winner of "Best Short (Runner Up)" and "Best Lighthearted (Runner Up)" @ Love's Last Glimpse Awards. Currently nominated at the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards for "Best Short".

Categories: Award Winners, Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 779 Hit Count: 839 ePub Downloads: 29
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: When Spike insults Buffy during Season 5's 'Checkpoint', she doesn't walk away. Short and sweet (and slightly naughty) 'deleted scene'-type ficlet.
Originally published in 2001. "Featured Fic" at Destructo Girl, 2003.
Categories: Season 5, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Fighting, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 936 Hit Count: 947 ePub Downloads: 38
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: Still in shock over her resurrection, Buffy wants to get away from it all. Spike and his motorcycle provide the perfect escape. PWP.
Originally published in 2002. Winner of ten awards including "Best Short", "Best Smut" and "Best PWP" from the SDAs, IMAs, SoGAs, LLGAs, and the Spuffies.
Categories: Award Runners-Up, Season 6, Episode Rewrite, Award Winners
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Angst, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,499 Hit Count: 650 ePub Downloads: 45
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: Buffy's a barely legal Bel Air brat, Spike's a reckless, heartbroken punk. When they crash into each other on a mountain road, sparks fly.
Spike peered through the window at the blonde, tan, bare-shouldered, thousand-dollar-sunglass-wearing bint he'd just saved from certain death. His eyes narrowed. "Stupid--" he kicked the car door open, "bitch!"
Buffy's jaw dropped. "Bitch? Hello? I'm the bitch?"
Originally published in 2003. Winner of eighteen awards, including "Best of the Best UST", "Best UST" and "Judge's Choice" from the VKAs, "Best Fantasy" from Love's Last Glimpse, "Best Fantasy Saga", "Best Fantasy Humor" and "Best Fantasy Fluff" from The Spuffy Awards, "Best Fantasy" from the Lovebite Awards, and more. Currently nominated at The Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards for seven awards.
Categories: Award Runners-Up, All Human/Fantasy, Award Winners
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Word count: 15,118 Hit Count: 2,328 ePub Downloads: 68
Published: April 06, 2010 Updated: April 24, 2010
Summary: Pre-Becoming, Buffy and Spike have a confrontation that begins with a knock-down-drag-out-brawl and ends with knock-down-drag-out sex. Trashing a demon bar has never been so ...satisfying.

Originally published in 2008. Winner of ten awards, including "Best of the Best Lighthearted - Readers and Judge's Choice" @ the Rogue Poet Awards, "Best Comedy", "Best Characterization (Spike)", "Best Sex", "Best Songfic" @ the SunnyDs, "Rigor (Best Long Fic)" @ RWSAs, and "Best Sex" and "Best Lighthearted" @ Fang Fetish.
"Get a load of you, all slay-kittenish, taking on a pubful of nasties in your Friday night best. Hunting for new bedmates, are we? So soon after the last?"

She pursed her lips and squeezed her stake, fingers itching to wipe that smirk off his face. "I asked you first."
Categories: Season 2
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 20,867 Hit Count: 9,457 ePub Downloads: 229
Published: May 16, 2008 Updated: November 30, 2008
Summary: Post-'Something Blue', the subject of hypnosis comes up: can Spike do it? Buffy doesn't think so. Guess she'll have to be ...convinced.
Originally published in 2001. (My first one-shot.) Winner of five awards: "Best Short" @ LLGAs, "Best Ensemble" @ BSAs, "Best Short - Judge's Choice" @ the Spuffies, "Best Comedy" and "Best Shipper Fic" @ the SunnyDs.
Series: Close Encounters
Categories: Award Winners, Season 4, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,981 Hit Count: 1,119 ePub Downloads: 56
Published: November 19, 2007 Updated: November 19, 2007
Summary: Buffy and Spike face the consequences of a 'wild' night together: a bundle of (possibly evil) joy! Much more than a "baby fic", this story is now COMPLETE and chock full o' freaky sex, fluffy bunnies, horny gods, catty brawls, cranky slayers, and the end of the 'verse as you know it!

This began in 2001 as the one-shot "A Bunny In The Oven". Completed in 2007. Winner of twelve awards including "Outstanding NC-17 Series" @ FMYAs, "Best Lighthearted" at RPAs, "Best Romance" @ SunnyDs, "Best Smut" @ various awards sites, and "Best WIP" @ VKAs. Currently nominated for several awards at various awards sites.

This is Part I of the Love Bunnies series, aka The Bunnyverse. 6-chaptered sequel, At It Like Rabbits, is on this site too.
Series: Love Bunnies aka The Bunnyverse
Categories: Award Winners, Season 4, Alternate Reality, Baby Fic
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Fetish, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Word count: 90,937 Hit Count: 19,106 ePub Downloads: 315
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Summary: The summer after Season 5 (in my world where Buffy never died) a pheromone heat wave gets the Slayer hot and bothered... for Spike. What's a lovestruck, semi-reformed vampire to do?
My very first fic! Originally published in 2001, epilogues added in 2002. Winner of 35 awards including "Classic Spuffy - Reader's Choice" @ the Spuffies, "Fanfic Classic" @ FLA, "Fic of the Year - 2002" @ The Spiked Awards, "Best of the Best Smut" and "Best of the Best Lighthearted" @ various awards sites, "Best Series", "Best Smut" and "Best Comedy/Lighthearted" @ various awards sites, "Best of the Best Buffy Characterization" @ the Spuffies, and many more. (I think people liked this one, or something. ;)

Categories: Award Winners, Season 5
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Word count: 31,682 Hit Count: 15,476 ePub Downloads: 222
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: Post-'Pangs', Buffy's mad. Spike is hungry. All he wants is a little taste...
Originally published in 2001. Winner of five awards: "Best Episode Stealer", "Year's Best Episode Stealer (Runner Up)", "Best Comedy (Runner Up)", "Best Spike Characterization (Runner Up)" @ Love's Last Glimpse Awards, and "Hottest Bite" @ Lost Souls Awards.
Series: Close Encounters
Categories: Award Runners-Up, Season 4, Episode Rewrite, Award Winners
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 3,059 Hit Count: 1,299 ePub Downloads: 73
Published: November 19, 2007 Updated: November 19, 2007
Summary: In an imagined Season 6, Spike and Buffy shed their inhibitions -- and their pants -- after a bite of enchanted fruit.
Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Best Smut" @ Born for War Awards and "Best Birthday Fic" @ Forbidden Love Awards. Written for Laure Alexander for her 2001 birthday challenge.
Categories: Season 6, Challenge Response
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,557 Hit Count: 1,386 ePub Downloads: 69
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: Mid-Season 5, Buffy's got some kinks she needs worked out. Lucky for her, Spike's got the gift of healing.
Originally published in 2002. Winner of "Best Sex - Judge's Choice" @ Spuffy Awards, "Best Romance (2nd Place)" @ SOGAs and "Best Lighthearted (Runner-Up)" @ FFAs.
Categories: Season 5
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 11,222 Hit Count: 3,041 ePub Downloads: 77
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: An answer to Marti Noxon's question, "Can you really see Spike and Buffy in a condo deciding what they should watch on TV that night?" Just some off-the-cuff feel-good fluff.
Originally published in 2002. Winner of two "Best Fluff" awards.
Categories: Post-Series, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 926 Hit Count: 1,213 ePub Downloads: 26
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: Pre-'Hush', Spike learns that Buffy talks in her sleep. He may have a chip in his head, but he's still very, very bad...
Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Year's Best PWP" and "Best PWP" @ Love's Last Glimpse Awards.
Series: Close Encounters
Categories: Award Winners, Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,852 Hit Count: 996 ePub Downloads: 52
Published: November 19, 2007 Updated: November 19, 2007
Summary: Post-OMWF, the musical episode: What could have happened if Buffy and Spike's musically climactic kiss led to an actual climax. Pure PWP.
Originally published in 2001. Written for VicNoir.
Categories: Season 6, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,677 Hit Count: 684 ePub Downloads: 51
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: Distraught over Buffy's death, a drunk and disorderly Spike crashes the Summers home. Spike/Dawn friendship.
Originally published in 2001.
Categories: Season 5
Characters: Dawn, Spike
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,359 Hit Count: 346 ePub Downloads: 26
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: Post-'Wrecked', Buffy is trying to think un-Spike-like thoughts when a certain obscene phone caller foils her plan. PWP... with heart.
Originally published in 2002. Winner of "Best PWP" and "Best Lighthearted" @ Love's Last Glimpse Awards, plus "Best Phone Sex" at both the NBKAs and the Forbidden Awards.
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/o Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,093 Hit Count: 1,475 ePub Downloads: 62
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: In the BtVS Season 4 finale, 'Restless', everyone involved in defeating Adam had a crazy, foreshadowy first-slayer dream. Here's one you didn't see: Spike's. Featuring fun with naked Buffy, a cameo from the Cheese Man, and other foreshadowy stuff.
Originally published in 2001.
Series: Close Encounters
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Porn w/o Plot, POV
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,471 Hit Count: 491 ePub Downloads: 44
Published: November 19, 2007 Updated: November 19, 2007
Summary: Post-'Something Blue', Buffy makes an intriguing statement. Spike suggests a fitting game. Are the Scoobies bored enough to play?
Originally published in 2002. Winner of five awards, including LLGA's "Year's Best Spike Characterization", "Best Comedy", "Best Short (Runner Up)" and "Best Anya Line (Runner Up)" at the RRAs.
Series: Close Encounters
Categories: Award Runners-Up, Season 4, Award Winners
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,870 Hit Count: 1,022 ePub Downloads: 65
Published: November 19, 2007 Updated: November 19, 2007
Summary: A few nights after their engagement spell, Buffy has to watch Spike. Problem is, a psychedelic demon may have just spritzed her with a mind-altering substance. Will Spike seize the moment? Or will they just end up naked? HMMM.
 
Series: Close Encounters
Categories: Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Giles, Spike, Xander
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,594 Hit Count: 1,915 ePub Downloads: 87
Published: March 31, 2010 Updated: April 09, 2010
Summary: Post-'Gone', Buffy, Xander and Anya have a little mid-research chat about their favorite vampire. Buffy bails, Anya gets suspicious, and Xander finally swims out of DeNile.
Originally published in 2002. Winner of "Best Comedy/Lighthearted" at Love's Last Glimpse Awards.
Categories: Award Winners, Season 6
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,679 Hit Count: 623 ePub Downloads: 36
Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Summary: 'Where The Wild Things Are' (the B/R sexathon episode that we've all blocked out) gone Spuffy: Mid-Season 4, Buffy and Spike are compelled by forces beyond their control to do 'the wild thing' for hours... in Riley's bed. What will happen when they finally snap out of it?
Originally published in 2001, recently slightly revised. Winner of nine awards, including "Ultimate Episode Stealer" @ FMYA Ultimates, "Best Revamped" @ VKAs, "Make It All Better" @ CoHAs, "Best Smut" @ Spuffy Awards, and more.

Categories: Award Winners, Season 4, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Ensemble, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 5,822 Hit Count: 3,500 ePub Downloads: 117
Published: November 19, 2007 Updated: November 19, 2007