Penname: Dorians Kitten [Contact]
Real Name: Jennifer
Member Since: September 26, 2007
Last Active: May 06, 2013
Membership Status: Member
Skin: smile

Dorian’s Kitten lives a few miles outside Washington D.C. with one adorable husband and two rather demanding cats. She loves Indian food, Ikea, reading and watching too much television while hating telemarketers that call while she is already juggling too many pots on the stove and restaurants that claim a dish is vegetarian but still use chicken fat to flavor it. She is addicted to Diet Coke and will not be going to rehab (no, no, no). She occasionally regrets choosing a username that includes the word kitten; she had just watched Life Serial and had enjoyed a couple of adult beverages that evening. She is a sentience-centered egalitarian, a practicing Whedonist and dedicated member of Team Spike.

If you would like to get to know DK better, read more of her fanfiction or maybe even some original fiction (gasp), please check out her LiveJournal.

 

http://dorians-kitten.livejournal.com/

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Stories by Dorians Kitten
A Long Time Coming by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 30 Liked
Summary: Buffy Summers has had her eye on Spike for a while but she's too shy to approach him. Now her car won't start and he's the only one around to help. Will she finally get over her nerves and take a chance?

Categories: All Human/Fantasy
Characters: None
Genres: Porn w/ Plot
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8210 Read Count: 304
Published: September 22, 2012 Updated: September 30, 2012
A Way to You. by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 143 Liked
Summary:

William "Spike" Pratt is reluctantly performing a good deed when he meets Buffy Summers. He's enchanted. He's also stuck in the friend zone. Will he find a way to show her that he could be so much more before she marries someone else?

Thank you to the lovely person or persons for the nominations. :)Update: Awards from The Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards site-Best Unfinished Fic Runner Up, Best Pairing (Conventional) Runner Up, and Best Characterization Male Runner Up for Spike. Thank you.

 


Categories: All Human/Fantasy
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Drug Use, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51050 Read Count: 808
Published: June 03, 2011 Updated: December 30, 2011
About that Normal Thing by Dorians Kitten [R] Reviews - 17 Liked
Summary:

Buffy decides it's time to talk to Spike about what can and cannot be.

Takes place in comic universe, but it's absolutely not neccesary to be up on the comic happenings to follow this story. And it's not particularly spoilery.{#Wink}


Categories: Comic
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3168 Read Count: 695
Published: April 10, 2013 Updated: April 10, 2013
Aphrodite's Pick by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 166 Liked
Summary: Concerned that he has spent too long alone, William's cousin and uncle ask Aphrodite to help them locate William's soul mate. They are only following family tradition when they kidnap the girl and bring her to The Underworld to be with him. Hey, it worked out just fine with Persephone. But can a modern girl find love when she's living a life she'd always thought was a myth?
Categories: All Human/Fantasy
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26030 Read Count: 415
Published: March 05, 2011 Updated: September 16, 2011
Constellations by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 16 Liked
Summary: William Giles would rather spend his last month before heading off to college in the library reading, but he is determined to be a good sport and let his father and stepmother enjoy their yearly family camping trip. Light-hearted reluctance becomes something much more powerful when he discovers that the girl who broke his heart three summers earlier will be joining the fun.
Buffy Summers isn't really a fan of mysteries, but she is drawn to one inscrutable young man with shocking blue eyes. Can she solve the puzzle or will she simply end up watching the stars alone?
Categories: All Human/Fantasy
Characters: Buffy, William
Genres: Drama, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Drug Use, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11706 Read Count: 35
Published: September 20, 2011 Updated: September 23, 2011
Everyone Knows That School Dances are Bloody Stupid or How Not to Ask a Girl to the School Dance by Dorians Kitten [R] Reviews - 30 Liked
Summary: William Pratt needs to make some changes in his life. The first step is asking the pretty girl across the street to go to the school dance with him. He is going to try today.

Categories: All Human/Fantasy
Characters: None
Genres: Dramedy
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8679 Read Count: 320
Published: April 28, 2011 Updated: May 11, 2011
Fairytale, Interrupted by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 161 Liked
Summary: When her life falls apart overnight, romance writer Buffy Summers has two choices: cancel the honeymoon or go alone. Will nursing her broken heart and wounded ego be even harder in the bed she was supposed to be sharing or will a new friend give her a second chance at happy-ever-after?
Categories: All Human/Fantasy
Characters: None
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 31704 Read Count: 181
Published: August 09, 2009 Updated: September 21, 2011
How Spike Got a Date for Valentine's Day by Dorians Kitten [PG-13] Reviews - 10 Liked
Summary: Someone has a "Secret" Admirer. A lighthearted Valentine's Day fic set during season six.
Categories: Season 6
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1995 Read Count: 52
Published: February 14, 2009 Updated: February 14, 2009
Past Featured StoryMaybe More by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 215 Liked
Summary:

William Pratt is busy trying to blend in and survive his new life and school when Buffy Summers crashes into his life. He tries to convince himself that he is thrilled to simply be the friend of such a charismatic whirlwind, but could it be that she might, just maybe, be looking to him for more.

Nominate at the Cradle of Humanity Awards! Thank You.

Nominated at the Spuffy Awards- Round 16! Thanks!


Categories: All Human/Fantasy, Reclaiming the Divine FotM
Characters: None
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 41963 Read Count: 1077
Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
Prior Claims by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 111 Liked
Summary:

Set post ATF, spoilers through Chosen and Never Fade Away, goes AU after that.

Buffy is once again mourning the loss of the men she loved when she receives an unusual visitor. It appears she may have a second chance (or should we call it a fourth or fifth chance?). Will she take it? Does he want her to?


Nominated at the Spuffy Awards for Best General Saga, Best General Angst and Best General "We Missed the Bed, Again." !!!! Thank You.

Nominated at the Fang Fetish Awards for Most Original, Best Angst and Best Long-Thank You!!!

 

 


Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31716 Read Count: 930
Published: September 26, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2008
Promised by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 342 Liked
Summary:

William knew that she considered him a friend or maybe even a big brother, but she'd promised to marry him once and he had every intention of holding her to it. Just as soon as he worked up the nerve to remind her, that is. Who says you can't find your soul-mate in preschool?

*Winner Best Romance at the Sunny D Awards! Thank You.*

Nominated at the Sunny D Awards and at Cradle of Humanity! Thank You.


Categories: All Human/Fantasy
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51831 Read Count: 868
Published: May 13, 2008 Updated: October 20, 2009
Someone Blue by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 32 Liked
Summary: Set immediately following Willow's Will be Done spell during Something Blue (season four) and going AU from there. Free will has been returned, everyone's feeling's should be their own and yet Spike is left feeling the pain of a broken engagement. His wounded heart is no secret, but the Scoobies are at a loss to figure out why. Can they find a way to break the spell or will Buffy be stuck with a lovesick vampire sidekick?
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8061 Read Count: 124
Published: August 06, 2011 Updated: September 23, 2011
Soul Meets Body by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 126 Liked
Summary: Starts season seven as Buffy collects Spike from the First's cave and then veers off from cannon. When The First took Spike, Buffy....missed him. It was a hard revelation for her. Doing something about it could be even harder.
Categories: Season 7
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32556 Read Count: 107
Published: January 24, 2009 Updated: September 14, 2010
The End of the World by Dorians Kitten [R] Reviews - 67 Liked
Summary: Sometimes fate steps in and gives love a second chance. Being forgotten on a deserted island gives former friends Buffy Summers and William "Spike" Pratt plenty of time to talk, but is that enough to get past four years of misunderstandings and unintentional heartbreak?
Categories: All Human/Fantasy, Challenge Response
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9413 Read Count: 335
Published: February 20, 2010 Updated: March 23, 2010
The Foriegn Exchange Student by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 34 Liked
Summary: Buffy Summers didn't want to host a foreign exchange student, especially not one with stupid bleached hair and a too smooth British accent. Of course a girl can always change her mind.

Categories: All Human/Fantasy
Characters: None
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8741 Read Count: 121
Published: March 09, 2011 Updated: March 11, 2011
The Start of Something by Dorians Kitten [PG-13] Reviews - 9 Liked
Summary: She owed him an apology and he wasn't going to make it easy.

Categories: Season 7
Characters: Spike
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2633 Read Count: 56
Published: June 22, 2008 Updated: June 22, 2008
The Way To A Man's Heart by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 97 Liked
Summary:

What's a good girl to do when she's set her sights on a bad boy? One word answer: Bake.

"It's just sex with a side of icing. I want to eat it like cake!"- Minx DeLovely


Categories: All Human/Fantasy
Characters: None
Genres: Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23085 Read Count: 292
Published: January 08, 2012 Updated: March 09, 2012
Worth a Thousand Words by Dorians Kitten [NC-17] Reviews - 14 Liked
Summary: A Spuffy fic inspired by sueworld2003 ' s lovely art (see banner) and her suggestion that a vampire had paid a late night visit to a photographer.
Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4211 Read Count: 49
Published: November 30, 2008 Updated: November 30, 2008