Penname: betty cratchit [Report This]
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Member Since: March 19, 2007
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So, I guess this is me?  I'm from Canada, where I hide out in the northern boreal forest and practice being a full-time English student by day and a part-time author by night (very part-time).  In the interests of full disclosure, I should also admit that I have a fiction LiveJournal that gets updated about once every... never.  Approximately.  It hosts drabbles and other fragmentary or unfinished things.

Any comments, messages, or Very Pressing Questions can be sent to bc_me @ and I promise I'll write back!  We can be, like, penpals!  Or whatever.

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Summary: Buffy just wants a normal weekend, but Spike has other ideas... and a really big, possibly-mystical problem.  Can Buffy find a way to fix it before it drives them both crazy?  And what's it going to take to get some sleep? 
Fluffy, resonably short fic set during the summer just before season 5; not so much Porn w/ Plot as Porn w/ Fuzziness.    Spoilers are minor to nonexistent.
Categories: Alternate Reality, Season 5
Characters: Buffy, Spike
Genres: Dramedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 12,173 Hit Count: 4,514 ePub Downloads: 168
Published: April 25, 2008 Updated: April 25, 2008
Summary: Just a bit of escapist mostly-fluff set in a slightly alternate season four.
Spike is chipped, pissed off, and missing a poker partner.  Buffy is confused, pissed off, and just can't seem to find that lovin' feeling.  They're both out looking for some therapeutic violence, but the only enemies around... are each other.  It's Sunnydale in the year 2000 and thanks to the not-so-fine work of the Initiative there are no demons anywhere to be found.  Including poor, kidnapped Clem.
Instead of a fight, it looks like a reluctant Buffy has found herself a rescue mission.
Categories: Alternate Reality, Season 4
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Giles, Riley Finn, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Rape, Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Word count: 32,783 Hit Count: 2,064 ePub Downloads: 36
Published: March 28, 2007 Updated: October 18, 2008