Artists: None
Characters: Riley Finn
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 53
Word count: 179,323 Hit Count: 53,389 ePub Downloads: 344
Published: November 21, 2006 Updated: November 22, 2006
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1. Chapter 1 by kittiekat - Likes: 11 Comments: 5 Word Count: 4,097 Hit Count: 2,973
The setting is S4. Picking up after Doomed.
This story is about what happens when two warriors, from different countries (actually worlds) (still not really...) (I mean, you could dig further into that, but that is not why we're here), with different backgrounds, views of life, means of survival, sides of the battlefield, rules and regulations (or lack there of), tolerance and self-control boundaries (or lack there of) and completely mutual hatred of one another gets locked into - with a little help from my friend the Brain and her descendants, the Two Hands with their family of ten, The Finger Sisters - a completely innocent and yet extremely boring, dusty, dark and dank basement...
How will they cope with being stuck in the same room with one another, though they can barely stand the sight of the other?
What evil forces are plotting against them this time?
But, most importantly, What Ever Will The Two Enemies Think Of To Kill Off Some Of The Pastime?
Will the strain be too much for our death-defying duo (although one half of that duo has no real reason to actually try to defy death)? Will the strain lead to the killing of one of them (literally, since one is already rather...dead)? Well, okay, so the killing of one of them, the horrific dusting of the other? Will they drive each other insane?!
The answers you seek just may be revealed below...or they may not!
If you want to know more, oh, worthy reader - please do not refrain from telling it by clickingthereviewgobuttonatthebottomofthepage once you have finished with the first (and I'm sad to say if you do not clickthereviewbuttonatthebottomofthepage ONLY) chapter. Thank you.
Now...switch off the lights...lean back in your comfortable and expensive or uncomfortable and shamelessly cheap chair...close your eyes...no, WAIT! Don't do that, sorry. Getting carried away here. Where was I? *don't mind my confused re-reading of what I just wrote* Ah, yesssss... prepare! Prepare to be swept away and into the land of possibilities. The land of Imagination, where anything is bound to happen and everything always does. Let your heart beat in sync with mine, dear reader, and let us... EXPLORE!
(In extremely pitched and fast-forwarded text I write this) All rights to Joss Whedon and Crew. I do not own, nor do I claim to own, any of the characters of BtVS - however, if I DID own them I sure as heck wouldn't put them through what current management IS! And...
...will contain spoilers for S4 - but who don't have a small idea of what happens in that season anyways, right?
Now, let me rinse your mind in the everlasting balm of SPUFFY!
A.M.L, the Narrator.
2. Chapter 2 by kittiekat - Likes: 6 Comments: 1 Word Count: 3,326 Hit Count: 1,431
3. Chapter 3 by kittiekat - Likes: 6 Comments: 1 Word Count: 2,456 Hit Count: 1,234
4. Chapter 4 by kittiekat - Likes: 7 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,018 Hit Count: 1,212
5. Chapter 5 by kittiekat - Likes: 6 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,360 Hit Count: 1,265
6. Chapter 6 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,320 Hit Count: 1,279
7. Chapter 7 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,229 Hit Count: 1,158
8. Chapter 8 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 1 Word Count: 4,209 Hit Count: 1,217
9. Chapter 9 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 1 Word Count: 2,725 Hit Count: 1,174
10. Chapter 10 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 1 Word Count: 3,515 Hit Count: 1,282
11. Chapter 11 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,655 Hit Count: 1,171
12. Chapter 12 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 3 Word Count: 2,959 Hit Count: 1,123
13. Chapter 13 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,359 Hit Count: 992
14. Chapter 14 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,001 Hit Count: 1,075
15. Chapter 15 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,561 Hit Count: 1,145
16. Chapter 16 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 2,904 Hit Count: 1,084
17. Chapter 17 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,538 Hit Count: 1,050
18. Chapter 18 by kittiekat - Likes: 6 Comments: 4 Word Count: 3,478 Hit Count: 1,044
19. Chapter 19 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 1 Word Count: 3,582 Hit Count: 1,002
20. Chapter 20 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 3,255 Hit Count: 1,116
21. Chapter 21 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,519 Hit Count: 1,018
22. Chapter 22 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,427 Hit Count: 1,000
23. Chapter 23 by kittiekat - Likes: 5 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,308 Hit Count: 949
24. Chapter 24 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,431 Hit Count: 946
25. Chapter 25 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,973 Hit Count: 1,011
26. Chapter 26 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,520 Hit Count: 968
27. Chapter 27 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 2 Word Count: 4,110 Hit Count: 968
28. Chapter 28 by kittiekat - Likes: 5 Comments: 2 Word Count: 2,974 Hit Count: 882
29. Chapter 29 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 1 Word Count: 3,343 Hit Count: 926
30. Chapter 30 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,545 Hit Count: 853
31. Chapter 31 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 3 Word Count: 2,589 Hit Count: 780
32. Chapter 32 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 3 Word Count: 3,354 Hit Count: 821
33. Chapter 33 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 2,920 Hit Count: 877
34. Chapter 34 by kittiekat - Likes: 5 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,497 Hit Count: 897
35. Chapter 35 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 3,138 Hit Count: 899
36. Chapter 36 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 2 Word Count: 2,882 Hit Count: 868
37. Chapter 37 by kittiekat - Likes: 5 Comments: 3 Word Count: 4,419 Hit Count: 941
38. Chapter 38 by kittiekat - Likes: 5 Comments: 3 Word Count: 3,036 Hit Count: 944
39. Chapter 39 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,792 Hit Count: 879
40. Chapter 40 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 2 Word Count: 2,992 Hit Count: 731
41. Chapter 41 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,152 Hit Count: 773
42. Chapter 42 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 2 Word Count: 2,985 Hit Count: 854
43. Chapter 43 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 3,698 Hit Count: 928
44. Chapter 44 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,371 Hit Count: 882
45. Chapter 45 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,781 Hit Count: 840
46. Chapter 46 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 2 Word Count: 2,942 Hit Count: 900
47. Chapter 47 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 2,857 Hit Count: 765
48. Chapter 48 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 3,408 Hit Count: 756
49. Chapter 49 by kittiekat - Likes: 4 Comments: 3 Word Count: 5,216 Hit Count: 706
50. Chapter 50 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,394 Hit Count: 640
51. Chapter 51 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 1 Word Count: 3,452 Hit Count: 659
52. Chapter 52 by kittiekat - Likes: 3 Comments: 2 Word Count: 3,747 Hit Count: 675
53. Chapter 53 by kittiekat - Likes: 11 Comments: 8 Word Count: 3,004 Hit Count: 826