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Summary: The nerd trio's scheme to defeat Buffy by sending her into a movie world doesn't go exactly as planned, and now she's stuck being a princess while Spike is off pirating and could her life get any worse? Buffy/Princess Bride.
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Artists: None
Categories: Season 6, Crossover (Books or TV shows outside Buffyverse)
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Cordelia, Dawn, Drusilla, Jonathan Levinson, Spike, Tara, Wesley, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges: As You Wish (or authors choice)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 15
Word count: 27,462 Hit Count: 23,447 ePub Downloads: 334
Published: January 12, 2016 Updated: January 20, 2016


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Story Notes: It's a Buffy/Princess Bride crossover! There's some swashbuckling, some vengeance, a little bit of angst and a lot of silliness within. Takes place during the episode "Gone".
Story is finished at around 27,000 words, so I'll be posting pretty steadily.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
All lines taken from the Princess Bride written by William Goldman.

1. Chapter 1 by Gort - Likes: 36 Comments: 25 Word Count: 1,080 Hit Count: 3,202 Published: January 12, 2016

2. Chapter 2 by Gort - Likes: 28 Comments: 19 Word Count: 1,492 Hit Count: 1,648 Published: January 12, 2016

3. Chapter 3 by Gort - Likes: 23 Comments: 16 Word Count: 2,044 Hit Count: 1,539 Published: January 13, 2016

And now for some shrieking eels.

4. Chapter 4 by Gort - Likes: 30 Comments: 20 Word Count: 1,418 Hit Count: 1,446 Published: January 13, 2016

5. Chapter 5 by Gort - Likes: 27 Comments: 16 Word Count: 1,368 Hit Count: 1,440 Published: January 14, 2016

Two more today! Thanks to everyone for the kind feedback.

6. Chapter 6 by Gort - Likes: 29 Comments: 17 Word Count: 1,836 Hit Count: 1,443 Published: January 14, 2016

7. Chapter 7 by Gort - Likes: 20 Comments: 12 Word Count: 1,445 Hit Count: 1,341 Published: January 15, 2016

Serious thanks for the lovely feedback I've gotten. You're all awesome. 

8. Chapter 8 by Gort - Likes: 25 Comments: 17 Word Count: 1,658 Hit Count: 1,389 Published: January 15, 2016

2nd chapter update today!

9. Chapter 9 by Gort - Likes: 23 Comments: 15 Word Count: 2,881 Hit Count: 1,440 Published: January 17, 2016

NOTE: I have upped the rating on this just in case due to the torture, etc. 

And now let's check in with our favorite vampire-pirate!

10. Chapter 10 by Gort - Likes: 25 Comments: 19 Word Count: 1,582 Hit Count: 1,418 Published: January 17, 2016

11. Chapter 11 by Gort - Likes: 26 Comments: 16 Word Count: 2,758 Hit Count: 1,367 Published: January 18, 2016

Wedding and Vengence time! 

12. Chapter 12 by Gort - Likes: 25 Comments: 15 Word Count: 2,187 Hit Count: 1,474 Published: January 18, 2016

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

13. Chapter 13 by Gort - Likes: 23 Comments: 13 Word Count: 1,422 Hit Count: 1,409 Published: January 19, 2016

Next to last installment! Let's check in with everyone now that they're back.

14. Chapter 14 by Gort - Likes: 21 Comments: 15 Word Count: 2,032 Hit Count: 1,402 Published: January 19, 2016

15. Chapter 15 by Gort - Likes: 82 Comments: 56 Word Count: 2,259 Hit Count: 1,489 Published: January 20, 2016

Hooray! We're finally here!