Summary: Sunnydale is suffering from a slew of curses: Buffy’s trapped in the wrong body, Angel’s trapped in the wrong species, poor grammar and even worse fashion choices abound, questionable liaisons are formed alongside an obsession for Lucky Charms and Liam Neeson, and a vampire is forced to Riverdance. Our heroes are in trouble – it must be a Tuesday on the Hellmouth.
Written for Elysian Field’s 2015 Challenge Month in response to Puddinhead’s
Heart Clogging challenge.
Banner by the Susan. I have licked it, and therefore it is mine. :)
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Artists: None
Categories: Season 4,
Alternate Reality,
Episode Rewrite,
Challenge Response
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Dramedy,
Fluffy/Comedy,
ParodyWarnings: Adult Language,
Sexual Situations,
Threesome(s)Challenges: Heart Clogging
Event: 2015 Challenge Month
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 8
Word count: 6,459
Hit Count: 9,465
ePub Downloads: 121
Published: October 05, 2015
Updated: October 12, 2015
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1. What the Heck is a Pronoun, Anyway? by Baphrosia - Likes: 26 Comments: 25 Word Count: 635 Hit Count: 1,975 Published: October 05, 2015
I’ve wanted to write Puddin’s “Heart Clogging” challenge for a few years now, but haven’t had the courage to try. When Challenge Month was announced, it was clear which challenge I had to fill.
In case the summary didn’t give it away, this story is crack!fic. Pure unadulterated ridiculousness. Please do not expect anything more from it. I sent it to my beta to see how many pronouns I missed, and their head exploded from trying to correct the gaping plot holes, OOC behavior, extensive tropes, head-hopping, and overall bad writing. I have shamelessly ignored every single one of their suggestions. (Sorry, Fox.)
Challenge requirements will be posted at the end of the story as per tradition, or you can cheat and prepare yourself for what is to come by following the link in the summary.
2. I am He as You are He as You are Me (and We are all Together) by Baphrosia - Likes: 21 Comments: 18 Word Count: 902 Hit Count: 1,117 Published: October 06, 2015
I am the eggman/ they are the eggmen/ I am the walrus. (Or: Chapter title is from the Beatles song, "I am the Walrus".) So many beautiful pronouns. *sniffle*
3. Who Knew Pronouns Could be so Sexy? by Baphrosia - Likes: 20 Comments: 15 Word Count: 600 Hit Count: 1,019 Published: October 07, 2015
4. I am the Lord of the Dance Said He by Baphrosia - Likes: 17 Comments: 14 Word Count: 1,002 Hit Count: 1,457 Published: October 08, 2015
5. It's Not Easy Being Green by Baphrosia - Likes: 19 Comments: 11 Word Count: 587 Hit Count: 958 Published: October 09, 2015
Am I the only person who really wants a Dawn POV song!fic set to "It's Not Easy Being Green"?
Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if one already exists...
6. They're Always After Me Lucky Charms by Baphrosia - Likes: 19 Comments: 13 Word Count: 819 Hit Count: 985 Published: October 10, 2015
7. Add a Little Irish to Your Game by Baphrosia - Likes: 15 Comments: 11 Word Count: 1,192 Hit Count: 957 Published: October 11, 2015
8. Epilogue: All's Well that Ends Spuffy by Baphrosia - Likes: 34 Comments: 34 Word Count: 722 Hit Count: 997 Published: October 12, 2015
Whew, this is it. *wipes brow* Challenge requirements at the end of the chapter. Thanks for coming along on this painful ridiculous ride. And thanks to Puddin for what may be the strangest challenge ever!
