Clem
Stories
Summary: If the apocalypse comes, tweet me.
 Best Comedy. 

Categories: Alternate Reality, Award Winners
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Connor, Cordelia, Darla, Dawn, Drusilla, Ethan Rayne, Faith, Fred, Giles, Charles Gunn, Harmony, Jenny Calendar, Jonathan Levinson, Joyce, Lorne, Oz, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Wesley, Whistler, Willow, Xander
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Parody
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,551 Hit Count: 6,621 ePub Downloads: 85
Published: May 27, 2015 Updated: May 27, 2015
Summary:

“You’re breaking up with me? I mean, you are breaking up with me? How is this happening?”
He smiled a little to himself – a sad, exhausted smile – and said, “It’s not breaking up if it wasn’t a real relationship.”

A situation in which things are turned around…

Categories: Season 6
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Spike
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 3,639 Hit Count: 2,441 ePub Downloads: 26
Published: January 07, 2017 Updated: January 23, 2017
Summary: Between juggling a New World Order, a bothersome Council, wayward magic, and – as always – some much with the confusing time travel, there is never a dull moment in Sunnydale for Liz and Elly. This is Season 6 as it exists in the Jumpverse (beginning with A Different Kind of Hell and followed up by A Different Kind of Wedding).
Disclaimer: All of Buffy belongs to Joss Whedon and ME. Everything else is mine, for your pleasure.
Series: The Jumpverse
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality, Time Travel
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Faith, Giles, Original Characters, Other, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Torture, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Word count: 98,801 Hit Count: 25,832 ePub Downloads: 258
Published: April 16, 2017 Updated: September 17, 2017
Summary:  A sequel to Even Demons Need Friends. If you haven’t read that short s4 fic, all you really need to know is that this is a non-canon Season 5 in which Glory is there searching for her Key, Joyce is sick, Spike is unchipped and living in another city. At the end of the previous story, he’d asked Buffy to call him if she needed help.
They don’t have a relationship yet; they weren’t even much more than canon Season Four semi-enemies, with an unrecognized and unacknowledged sexual attraction, when Ethan’s spell to turn Giles into a Fyral demon wrought some important changes in a very short period of time. But not changes sufficient to make it likely that a slayer, with a human boyfriend and a firm belief in what’s right and acceptable, and an old vampire, who has just regained his ability to hunt and feed, are likely to see any kind of a future for them. In spite of some surprising revelations about how they may feel about each other.
Definitely an AU Season Five. Some things will be familiar, some things obviously will not, so don’t go looking for an identical timeline or identical events.
Categories: Season 5
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Ethan Rayne, Giles, Joyce, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 40,130 Hit Count: 1,750 ePub Downloads: 56
Published: June 19, 2016 Updated: June 19, 2016
Summary: Set in Season 6 of BtVS, post Gone. Spike comes to Buffy with a surprising revelation.
Categories: Challenge Response, Claim, Season 6
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Drusilla, Giles, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Challenge Response, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 13,816 Hit Count: 7,309 ePub Downloads: 156
Published: October 11, 2007 Updated: March 01, 2008
Summary: This is a Buffy and Spike love story that I wished would have happened on the original show.
Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Giles, Original Characters, Oz, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Dramedy, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Torture, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Word count: 83,680 Hit Count: 3,540 ePub Downloads: 43
Published: January 15, 2016 Updated: January 24, 2016
Summary: Drusilla never comes back to Sunnydale in 5x14 "Crush". How does that change things for Spike and Buffy? 
Cozy
Categories: Season 5, Crossover (AtS), Alternate Reality, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Cordelia, Dawn, Ensemble, Faith, Giles, Charles Gunn, Harmony, Joyce, Other, Spike, Tara, Wesley, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Dramedy, Fighting, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Torture, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Word count: 64,335 Hit Count: 23,888 ePub Downloads: 365
Published: January 28, 2014 Updated: December 20, 2014
Summary: Season six. Takes place during 'Hell's Bells'. The demon yearning for revenge against Anyanka casts a spell to bring out everyone's darkest urges and deepest desires. Now everyone (and we mean EVERYONE) is trapped in the wedding-turned-utter-chaos. Can Buffy and Spike find a way to end the madness, or will they gladly be swept along?
Categories: Season 6
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Connor, Cordelia, Dawn, Drusilla, Faith, Fred, Giles, Charles Gunn, Harmony, Jonathan Levinson, Lorne, Other, Oz, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Wesley, Willow, Xander
Genres: Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Fetish, Sexual Situations, Taboo, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,212 Hit Count: 649 ePub Downloads: 20
Published: June 12, 2007 Updated: June 12, 2007
Summary: When Harmony ends up pissing off the wrong pair of witches, she goes to Spike for help. This leads to the both of them suffering the same fate of revenge. Nothing is ever same for them again and when Buffy becomes involved, she finds out that things aren't always black and white. And that maybe, just maybe, Spike wasnt always "bad."
Categories: Season 5
Characters: Angel, Angelus, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Cordelia, Darla, Dawn, Drusilla, Ensemble, Fred, Giles, Glory, Charles Gunn, Harmony, Joyce, Kate Lockley, Lorne, Original Characters, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Wesley, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Dramedy, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Suicide, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Spike/Other (Temp), Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Word count: 7,731 Hit Count: 1,400 ePub Downloads: 2
Published: September 02, 2017 Updated: September 07, 2017
Summary: At the end of Season Four's "Beer Bad," Buffy senses a well-remembered vampire, and what Buffy wants, Buffy gets. Even cave-Buffy. How will they cope with the real world after that? More so, who will Joyce be more angry with?
 *Frozen, on hold, paused. Major writers block, I've got nothin'!*
Categories: Season 4, Episode Rewrite, Taboo - Adults Only
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Ethan Rayne, Faith, Giles, Joyce, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Fighting, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 16,282 Hit Count: 7,010 ePub Downloads: 61
Published: September 26, 2014 Updated: November 26, 2014
Summary: It wasn’t until Buffy was living and slaying in San Francisco that her fascination with black motorcycle boots became an actual problem.

A short, fluffy fic in the tradition of the post-S8 "Dawn & Xander's fire escape" genre.
Categories: Season 8 (Comic), Post-Series
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Spike, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Lighthearted, Vignette
Warnings: Fetish
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,402 Hit Count: 513 ePub Downloads: 31
Published: May 11, 2011 Updated: May 11, 2011
Summary: Three fics set in Buffy's birthday part in season 6. Same premise, really, just written years apart and somewhat differently. The main thing is by the time the party's over, Spike is no longer a secret  and it looks like that might be okay.
Categories: Season 6, Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Ensemble, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play
Completed: Yes Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Word count: 7,230 Hit Count: 1,174 ePub Downloads: 19
Published: July 30, 2016 Updated: August 16, 2016
Summary: Written for sb-fag-ends on livejournal. A little piece of Spuffy domestic schmoop.
Categories: Season 7
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Connor, Cordelia, Darla, Dawn, Doyle, Drusilla, Ensemble, Ethan Rayne, Faith, Fred, Giles, Charles Gunn, Harmony, Holtz, Illyria, Jenny Calendar, Jonathan Levinson, Joyce, Justine Cooper, Kate Lockley, Kendra, Lorne, Nina Ash, Original Characters, Other, Oz, Riley Finn, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy
Warnings: None
Completed: No Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 632 Hit Count: 415 ePub Downloads: 2
Published: April 22, 2014 Updated: April 22, 2014
Summary: Challenge response to SinisterChic. See A/N for more details.

Clem plays matchmaker in bringing our favorite couple together. He may even have a happy ending of his own!
Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Giles, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Challenge Response, Drama, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges: Clem the matchmaker
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 14,172 Hit Count: 1,985 ePub Downloads: 46
Published: July 23, 2009 Updated: July 23, 2009
Summary: A series of "missing moments" that take the form of conversations about Buffy and Spike.







"He's lost to us now. Lost to me. Lost in her."







** As far as warnings go, the attempted rape and the character death are canon. They're also implied rather than described. And the Buffy and Spike/other warning is also for canon relationships, although they are described rather than implied. The adult language is more precautionary than anything else and sex talk will be mostly implied.**








Categories: Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5, Season 6, Season 7, Post-Series
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Angelus, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Cordelia, Darla, Dawn, Drusilla, Faith, Fred, Giles, Charles Gunn, Harmony, Illyria, Jonathan Levinson, Joyce, Lorne, Oz, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Wesley, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Drama, Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Rape, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other (Temp)
Completed: No Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Word count: 18,630 Hit Count: 1,371 ePub Downloads: 22
Published: March 04, 2011 Updated: May 07, 2011
Summary: Christmas is coming and Spike is up to something, well, isnt he always?
A fun and romantic spin on a Spuffy Christmas story.
Hope you like it! Heart
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable music, characters, settings, pictures etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Holiday Fic
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Spike
Genres: Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 4,567 Hit Count: 470 ePub Downloads: 24
Published: December 10, 2015 Updated: December 10, 2015
Summary: Darla and Drusilla are planning on bringing Angelus back. Drusilla wants all her family back together again. So she goes to Sunnydale. Except this time she knows Spike won't go with her. So she comes up with another plan. Which brings a whole lot of problems for Buffy and Spike.
Bit of a dark fic.
 
Categories: Season 5, Episode Rewrite, Taboo - Adults Only
Characters: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Drusilla, Giles, Joyce, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fighting, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Rape, Blood Play, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Torture, Vampire!Buffy, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Word count: 48,218 Hit Count: 8,465 ePub Downloads: 53
Published: November 30, 2016 Updated: August 03, 2017
Summary: Buffy writes to Willow after she finds a demented Spike in the basement of the new school.
Categories: Season 7
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Rape (Implied)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Word count: 8,018 Hit Count: 323 ePub Downloads: 13
Published: May 08, 2007 Updated: May 14, 2007
Summary: Buffy might dream of a normal college life but she got stuck with an annoying vampire instead. Spike’s found the Gem of Amara, but he won’t kill her and has taken to lurking around campus. Things go from bad to worse when they’re both captured by The Initiative and Maggie Walsh takes a special interest. Is Buffy crazy for relying on a vampire to help her put a stop to the professor’s genetic experiments, or is she discovering that normal might be overrated? Begins at Harsh Light of Day before going AU.  
Series: Dreamer-verse
Categories: Season 4, Alternate Reality
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Clem, Giles, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fighting
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Torture, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Word count: 86,140 Hit Count: 35,634 ePub Downloads: 502
Published: March 11, 2016 Updated: April 23, 2016
Summary: Part one of the Void Verse.
When Buffy sacrifices herself by jumping into Glory's portal, she finds herself stuck as a ghost and chained to Spike. He can't see or hear her, but she witnesses everything he does. Picks up after Season 5 Episode 22 "The Gift" and the sequel will flow into an alternative Season 6.
Series: The Void Verse
Categories: Season 5, Season 6, Alternate Reality, Missing Scene, Challenge Response
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Giles, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Challenge Response, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, POV
Warnings: Violence
Challenges: Author's Choice, Lessons
Completed: Yes Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Word count: 52,293 Hit Count: 18,641 ePub Downloads: 225
Published: June 12, 2017 Updated: July 01, 2017
Summary: Anya overhears an idle wish at the Bronze, and suddenly there’s no more Spike. What would Buffy have been like without Spike to catch her after she came back from death? How far down would she fall?
WARNING: VERY DARK FIC! 
Runner up at No Rest For The Wicked Awards Autumn, 2016
Categories: Bring On The Night

Series: "Down in the Dark"
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality, Drabbles, Poetry, Award Runners-Up
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Ensemble, Giles, Riley Finn, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Adult Language, Attempted Rape, Buffy/Other (Temp), Character Death, Drug Use, Rape (Actual), Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 16,053 Hit Count: 10,443 ePub Downloads: 126
Published: February 19, 2016 Updated: February 28, 2016
Summary: Buffybot, now named Autumn, is lonely. She see’s others all around her in love and together but she has no-one. The dating game is hard enough but what happens when you are a Bot who is just learning to live in this world? You go on a voyage of discovery....
 
 
Categories: Alternate Reality
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Faith, Giles, Harmony, Joyce, Oz, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Dramedy, Fluffy/Comedy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,250 Hit Count: 2,069 ePub Downloads: 68
Published: January 15, 2017 Updated: February 14, 2017
Summary: Spoilers: Set after season 6
Dedication: For Valerie (a.k.a. Brat), who graciously beta-read my first fanfiction and gave me great advice! :o)
Summary: My first fanfiction! Answer to a challenge #21 posed by Lyn/Ardra Landru at Buffy and Spike Diaries:
Angel discovers what Buffy and Spike have been "up to" in season 6 and comes for a "visit"
- S/B romance, of course
- "That never happened!"
- "Umm...Okay, that did happen."
- Angel feeling slightly sorry for Spike
- Some sort of confrontation
- Dawn being on Spike's side
- Anya making a comment on Spike's sexual prowess ;)
- A polka number.
- Chocolate desserts of some kind.
- A wedding dress.
- A bird hitting a blackboard.
- strawberries
- A number 2 pencil
- a set of walkie talkies
- (if possible) no sex

A/N: Okay...so this is REALLY old, so forgive the clunkiness of it. It was my first fic that Rachel from Sinister Attraction agreed to host and then Hils at Death Marked Love. I remember how nervous I was to ask them to post it on their sites! And can you believe how many things to include are in this challenge? And they're so random! lol
Categories: Season 7
Characters: Angel, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Spike, Xander
Genres: Challenge Response, Drama, POV, Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Word count: 14,379 Hit Count: 2,414 ePub Downloads: 33
Published: March 18, 2017 Updated: March 18, 2017
Summary: After being resurrected, Buffy doesn’t feel capable of bonding with anyone, even her own son. Spike thinks he knows a way to fix that.
Categories: Baby Fic, Season 6, Alternate Reality
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Buffy/Other (Temp)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 1,789 Hit Count: 578 ePub Downloads: 11
Published: November 04, 2009 Updated: November 04, 2009
Summary: The nerd trio's scheme to defeat Buffy by sending her into a movie world doesn't go exactly as planned, and now she's stuck being a princess while Spike is off pirating and could her life get any worse? Buffy/Princess Bride.
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Categories: Season 6, Crossover (Books or TV shows outside Buffyverse)
Characters: Andrew Wells, Angel, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Cordelia, Dawn, Drusilla, Jonathan Levinson, Spike, Tara, Wesley, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fluffy/Comedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges: As You Wish (or authors choice)
Completed: Yes Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Word count: 27,462 Hit Count: 7,825 ePub Downloads: 178
Published: January 12, 2016 Updated: January 20, 2016
Summary:
Inspired by TS Eliot's wonderful poem, The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock - you may spot deliberate references. Spike is definitely not broody, after Dead Things, but it's fair to say he's being reflective. Till Clem arrives.
 
Categories: Missing Scene, Season 6
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Spike
Genres: POV
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 772 Hit Count: 135 ePub Downloads: 4
Published: November 08, 2016 Updated: November 08, 2016
Summary:   A sequel to another fic that took Post Chosen/NFA in a very different direction, almost all of which took place in an alternate Season II; this fic follows the Season II Buffy and Spike into the dimension to which the Powers sent them when they put “our” Spike and Buffy into the Season II world/dimension.  (Confused yet? LOL) There will be appearances by the original Spike and Buffy, as well as Dawn and others, but the primary emphasis will be on the Spike and Buffy who were removed from their own world and their adventures in the one in which they have found themselves.  Naturally, there will be a growing relationship between the two strangers when they find themselves thrown together. 
 
Series: I Know You Verse
Categories: Season 3, Alternate Reality, Claim
Characters: Angel, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Ensemble, Faith, Giles, Joyce, Original Characters, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fighting, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Word count: 86,207 Hit Count: 3,250 ePub Downloads: 119
Published: June 27, 2016 Updated: June 28, 2016
Summary: Goes off canon right after the confrontation outside the Magic Shop as Buffy walks away, only to find love shows up in the most unexpected of places. A one shot deal. We all need to fix the bathroom scene in our own way. :)
Categories: Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy, Clem, Spike
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Completed: Yes Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Word count: 2,847 Hit Count: 226 ePub Downloads: 10
Published: June 19, 2011 Updated: June 20, 2011
Summary: Challenge Fic: Buffy makes an accidental wish to a vengence demon that will forever change the course of not only her life, but Spike's as well. Starts off during Seeing Red (hey, watch it! That rock hurt!) and proceeds wildly AU from there.
3 Things to be included: Buffy starting out appreciating William, but ending up missing Spike; Anya/William interaction; William in a big-box bookstore a la Borders or Barnes & Noble
3 Things to not include: Anyone being mean to William (this means YOU Xander); any major character death; the Potentials (nobody needs that, least of all a transplanted Victorian poet).
Spoilers: Any and all episodes are fair game.
Categories: Season 6, Alternate Reality, Challenge Response
Characters: Anya, Buffy, Clem, Spike, William, Willow, Xander
Genres: Angst, Challenge Response, Dramedy, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations
Completed: No Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Word count: 9,822 Hit Count: 2,925 ePub Downloads: 14
Published: January 24, 2015 Updated: September 17, 2017
Summary: After being attacked at Sunnydale U, Xander's construction site and the Magic Box, Buffy turns to Spike to help her deal with the pressures of life after death. In this rewrite of “Life Serial” see if our blonde duo gets it right and tracks down the Trio, leaving Buffy to deal with the loss of heaven.  
Round 31 Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards - Best Episode Re-Write Nominee

Categories: Season 6
Characters: Andrew Wells, Anya, Buffy, Clem, Dawn, Giles, Jonathan Levinson, Spike, Tara, Willow, Xander
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: No Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Word count: 47,371 Hit Count: 5,008 ePub Downloads: 59
Published: April 29, 2015 Updated: April 05, 2016